1-What the hell!

My name is Eric. I am 25 years old. I'm a soldier. My whole life was just about killing people. The only thing that kept me from going insane was the novels and mangas I read. When you are at front lines, you would be suprized what goverment lets you have so that you can keep on. Anyways today I am on leave, bought some delicious meat to cook at home. While I was walking home, suddenly a Truck apears!

*HORN*

'Ah sh*t!'

The truck crashes into me. but Imanage to survive, although I am stuck to its front bumped like a fly. the truck is going about 80mph. after few meters, I start to slide down.

'maybe I can hang on and wait for it to stop?' I thought. this was all happening in seconds. Thank god I was a soldier or I am sure I would've died from that crash. well, I may have couple broken bones here and there but I think I will live.

Just when i was about to look at the driver side to see what idiot was driving the truck, it suddenly hit a road lamp.

which would be good thing since he stopped but now i am crushed between them!

''AGH!!''

was it normal that i could feel my bones moving around? definetly not. my ribs are piercings my lungs while i was breathing which was hurting even more. i want to caugh since i have blood in my lungs now but if i do that, it will hurt me more. my only choise is to wait untill somebody comes and helps me.

'ah i feel dizzy.' my vision is getting blurry. i can feel my body is shutting down. i can no longer move my fingers, arms or anywhere else. i am about to fall asleep.

''468, 461, 454, 447, 440...'' heh. Still not sleeping after 2 minutes. Looks like this technique actually works. who would've thought that Jason would help me even though i hated him.

*sirens*

'finally f*cking here'

''He still has a pulse!!'' shouted one of the medics

''Hurry!!'' -medic

''slow down he may have fractured spine and neck'' -medic2

while i was listening to their stupidity, i lost consciousness....

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Black. All i can see is black. 'Did i die?' was the first thing came to my mind. suddenly a bright light apeared infront of me couple meters away. i tried to reach it but i couldn't move my legs. i tried really hard but no avail. The only thing i could do was wait, wait untill that light came to me, wait untill that light decides to give me hope. The only thing i needed to was to give up trying and just let it decide my fate.

You thought i was going to think that? Bullsh*t!! Question, what would you do if your legs were stuck and you needed to move to save your life? your crawl! Thats why i fell over and started to crawl. crawl for survival, crawl for life! i will be master of my own fate!

i finally reached the light. i streched my hand to it to touch, but then it suddenly got brighter and covered my entire field of view.

white. everything was white. ''Am i in heaven?'' i spoke out.

''Heaven my a*s dawg. you aint goin nowhere without me.'' -??

''huh? Celeb?'' -Eric

''The one and only.'' -Celeb

''Where am i?'' -Eric

''Hospital'' Celeb said with a deadpan expression. i suddenly remember why i was here.

''That m*therf*cker truck driver is going to pay.'' -Eric

''What truck driver?'' -Celeb

''The one who crashed into me'' -Eric

''A truck crushed into you? you aint have a few lose do you?'' -Celeb

''What do you mean?'' -Eric

''There was no truck. people found you all bloody on the floor and decided to call for help. Anyways i gotta go. I took a leave for couple days to take care of you.'' -Celeb

''How long was i out?'' -Eric

''One whole week'' -Celeb

''Wow. thanks dude. -Eric

''Homies for life remember?'' -Celeb

''Haha homies for life'' -Eric

''Anyways see ya'' -Celeb

''See ya. umm hey Celeb.'' -Eric

''yea?'' -Celeb

''if i ever lose my life, you remember what to do right?'' -Eric

''take your pc to a shooting range and blow it to bits with a vulcan with the money you have on your safe.'' Celeb waved as he closed the door behind him.

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After six months i was fully healed. It took me months to just be able to walk again. but when i finally got discharged i felt i could do anything in the world.

'now now i have one week left untill the army calls me back from sick leave. lets eat something.' i was about the cross the road, i looked first at right then left, and finally right again. the road was clear. so i quickly passed it and went in the restaurant.

i sat down and waited a waitress to come and take my order. just as she was about to come, 4 masked man with shotguns came from the front door.

*SHOT* *rack*

''This is a robbery! nobody move!'' said one of the guys who had a strange smiling mask with an american flag on it.

Ah great. now i have to do what these idiots tell me because they have the boo boo guns.

'Lets see what can i do after 6 months of leave.' Even though i was getting healed and my mody was being weakened, i could still take these guys on... Maybe. first i gotta need some distraction.

''Ah police officer please help!'' i shouted while looking at behind them. of course nobody was there but that would give me enough advantage to take one out.

i spring into one of them. while he was turning, i grabbed the magazine of the shotgun and directed the gun upwards. i kneed his stomach. he losened his grip on the gun just enough for me to take it from him. while he backed away in pain, i shot one of his legs. the loud noice made other robbers look at my direction.

i quickly hide behind one of the columns. while their friend was screaming in pain, they looked scared. they were on guard since they saw their friend had no leg. i lean left and fire a shot at the robber who had, Doge mask? It hits his left arm while the bulletproof vests saved his life, his left hand is now a mashed patatoes.

In games shotguns were not that powerfull and would spread too much. but in real life, some of them were banned because they were too op.

the other two started to fire at the the column i was behind. they were clearly ameteur, i already got two of them easily. while other two are just sh*tting themselfs while firing non-stop. its a matter of time before they are out of ammo. and when they are out, i will come out and stop them. altough i might have shot two of their friends i am not a monster. i only kill who needs it. and maybe the ones who i want but thats not the point!

*Shot* *Shot* *Shot* *Shot* *Shot* *Shot* *Shot* *click* click* *click*

when they finally out of ammo, they were terrified. i got out of my cover while aiming at them.

''GET ON THE F*CKING GROUND! DOWN! NOW!!'' i yelled. thank god we practiced this so i can shout maybe a little less than a drill sergeant if i try my best.

other two couldn't find anything to do. and lay on the ground. After a couple of minutes police have arrived. they took two of them and called an ambulance for the other two.

"Sir, we need you to Come with us." said one of the officers. Altough they looked relaxed, their hands were on their guns.

"Sure" i got in a police car. And opened my window for fresh air.

While we were on the way, i hear a horn. A fimiliar horn. I look right and see the same type of truck that hit me is going to crush into us.

"Mother Fuc-"

*Crash* *tires sliding*

The police car flips. We slide for a good amount of time. I look around only to find two police officers dead on the front seats. They have glass all over their faces and neck, creating a really horrifying scene.

I unbuckle my seat Belt and get out of the car.

After crawling through the window i get up and find myself in a very weird situation.

Nobody. I mean nobody is looking at us. Considering People love to take videos of accidents and People dying, this shouldn't be possible.

Wait. First a truck then robbery and now this. Why do i feel like universe is trying to kill me?

I mean it would be pretty cool if i was kind of a reincarnated person who has op cheats.

"Hahaha its not like its ever going to happen-". wait where is the truck that crashed into us? It dissapeared like it was just air.

"OH no. Oh no! The universe IS trying to kill me!"

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Chapter end

Please leave a comment and suggestions about how should i write the story. i am a new writer so i might have too many mistkaes. my main language is not english so it is expected for me to have some grammar mistakes.