Stormwolf omake

Brad Meadows was really having a shitty day, first his current squeeze bugged him in the morning telling him she was pregnant and that she wanted to keep it, which really bothered him. Oh it was not the first time some bitch tried that, but usually he managed to…solve the issue.

But this was not an option this time as the girl in question is a Herren and a cousin to the second degree or something to Othala. And well the Empire is rather tight with the clan, so if the girl makes a fuss it would become a true Shitstorm, Fuck at this point Hookwolf was pretty sure Kaiser will have him marry the bitch just to avoid problems, damn he will most certainly end up collared like a dog.

Then to make things even better he lost quite the money in the Dog ring by losing all of his bets, somehow every dogs he wagered on ended up torn apart by its opponent. Alabaster was enjoying every moment of it as he made quite the money damn fucker.

And then Lars came and told him that Cricket was not available and that Rune would join them to guard the weapon shipping tonight, great now he gets the babysitting duty too. Then Stormtiger smirked and congratulated him for his future wedding adding Rune was pretty excited than he will be part of her family…Fuck.

The night started relatively normally, except for Rune who apparently knew her cousin would have his child ( Brad was Pretty sure every Herren in the Empire knew at that point) was trying to come up with first name ideas, blah!! So Brad thanked god(even if he did not believe in that bullshit) when that new Guy, Oblisomething and his team barged in. A good fight was just was he needed to calm himself and blow out some steam. Unfortunately the fight did not go their way, especially with the Shadowniggerbitch shooting arrows or whatever they call the things crossbows shoot, at him.

His team was not faring any better than him, with the normals taken down by fucking insects of all things and Oblivwhatever having taken Rune down and the Biker guy who Punched Lung holding Lars to the ground. Hookwolf took a deep breath and made his decision, he would have to do IT even though he swore to never use it again. So he went and managed to free Storm tiger, and told him his plan. Lars was reluctant but agreed they had no other choice. Thus they began the dance…and Yelled FUSION!! When their fingers touched becoming a wholly new being who was more than the sum of its parts:Stormwolf!!!

The Newly created man instantly used his power transforming into a gigantic Wolf made out of Galeforce winds under the heroes' incredulous looks, well almost allthe heroes' incredulous looks because Oblivmoron cracked some joke, He will die slowly VERY slowly.

The Stormwolf moved and ripped the warehouse and most people inside apart by the sheer power of it's wind apart from the heroes of course who all had some ways to protect themselves, interestingly Oblishithead saved Rune. The Stormwolf was the wind, the rage of the tempest, nothing could stop his elemental fury, the fight was violent the Shadownigger was heavily injured as was a skinny bitch who was most likely the Bug manipulator.

The fight lasted a few more minutes, the Stormwolf was having the upperhand, when suddenly Oblivibastard pulled something out of his ass and a huge ball of Blue fire impacted him and he lost consciousness.

When he woke up Brad was tied up and foamed next to Lars, apparently after they took that fireball and lost consciousness the fusion ended. Brad was hearing people talking around him, with Armsmaster apparently explaining, in a very irritated tone, that throwing around balls of plasma hotter than the surface of the sun in a city was NOT okay nor was destroying a whole city block…And then Brad suddenly found his face hugged by some kind of hyperactive fairy…Yeah this truly was a shitty day.