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DxD: Random Reward System

Man battles the heat temperature of his room with his trusty fan, as his eyes was getting a little bit tired, he closed his eyes for a moment. Where he then woke up in an unfamiliar environment. And met a person whom they claimed as God. After a brief talk, the God then gave him a system, and you can already guess where he gets reincarnated to... It's already in the title man. PS: If you're expecting a serious story, then this one ain't for you. Tags: Acting, Adventure, Amnesia?, Angels, Anti-Social, Anti Hero MC, Appearance Changes, Artifacts, Assassin, Average-looking MC, Black Belly, Bloodlines, Body Tempering, Carefree Protagonist, Crack FanFic, Cheats, Chuunibyou, Cooking, Cowardly MC, Crafting, Crime, Crossover, Cruel Characters, Cultivation, Curious MC, Curses, Dao Comprehension, Delusions, Demi-Humans, Demon Lord, Demonic Cultivation Techniques, Dragons, Evil Gods, Evil Protagonist, Fallen Angels, Familiars, Fanfiction, Fast Cultivation, Gambling, Game Elements, God Protagonist, Goddesses/Gods, Heaven, Heavenly Tribulation, Hell, Hiding True ability/Identity, Indecisive MC, Inheritance, Lazy and Lucky MC, Magic, Maids, Male MC ofc, Misunderstanding, Mythology, Naive and Narcissistic Protagonist, Netori, Overpowered, Parody, R-18, R-Word, Reincarnation, Religions, Second Chance, Secretive MC, Skill Assimilation, Souls, Spirits, Yokai, Honestly if you read the entire tags kudos to you, i just wanted to make this longer. I don't own the things that would be mentioned in this fanfic, as well as the cover.

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Camping on Kuoh

<Third PoV>

-Somewhere-

*flop* *flop* *flop* *flop* A lewd noise of wet flesh hitting could be heard.

"OOHHHNN~ Ahhhh♥ ~" Artemis moaned as Theus pounded her from behind.

"Here it comes. Artemis."

"♥AAAAhhhnggg~ let's cum together." She said.

*splurt* *splurt* *splurt*

"MMnnnnn~!" Artemis' body twitched as Theus unloaded his semen inside her for the 5th time.

"To think the Goddess of Chastity would be begging me to fuck her even more," Theus said as he took his cock from her pussy.

"Uhnnnn~ only for my love♥~" She said as she pulled my face for a deep kiss.

*Chuusk* *slukkp*

"Hmmnnn♥~ are you leaving now?" She asked as she knew Theus had important things to do.

"Yup." He replied as she played her tits.

"Then do you want to borrow my bow and arrow?" She asks as she wants to help him in some shape or form.

"Thank you, but I'll be best without those. They might break in the fight and I'm not skilled in archery." Theus said which made Artemis feel down, as he kissed her forehead making her jolt in happiness, like a little girl.

"Heheh." She giggled.

"I'll be going now Artemis." He said as he cleaned her up.

"Bye, darling~." She waved at him before teleporting back to Kuoh town.

...

<Theus PoV>

-Vile/Theus House-

"Master?" Sakuya jolted up in surprise as I teleported inside the living room. She could tell it was him even if his appearance changed.

"Hello." I waved at her, who was sitting on the couch in an M position.

"Ahh-!" Her face flushed in pure embarrassment as she was caught by her master pleasuring herself.

"Mmnnn..." I looked at her showing a grin. "I'll help you with that later," I said making her blush.

"Ehhheheh." She giggled.

"Circle." I called out to the purple ball, which made the ball immediately come towards me in a cheerful movement.

"Come Circle, we'll be going on a fight," I said to the ball. As it assimilated into my clothes, understanding my intentions. I was certain that "Guy" was coming to Kuoh's Conference with the guys Khaos Brigade goons.

"I'll be back by dawn Sakuya." I waved at her as I walked towards Kuoh Academy.

'Shop'

[System Shop reset: 7 Days

SP: 219,956

Ballot (Plunderer) - 20,000 SP

Bungee Gum (Hunter x Hunter) - 30,000 SP

Nabong Needle Ryuu (God of Highschool) - 70,000 SP

Aqua Aera (Fairy Tail) - 100,000 SP

Power of Destruction (Highschool DxD) 700,000]

"Hmmm... What good things should I buy?" I looked at it as if I knew all, except the Aqua Aera one. The others are meh, PoD is too expensive, and ain't worth it as I have Fundamental Forces Manipulation to use strong and weak force.

[Added Nabong Needle Ryuu to abilities]

[SP: 219,956 > 149,956]

[Added Aqua Aera to abilities]

[SP: 149,956 > 49,956]

"An acupuncture ability, and the other one grants the ability to move between two dimensions as water as a medium." I am satisfied as the second one would be a great combination for my Water Dragon Slayer Magic

As for why I bought the acupuncture technique, is for me to use it with my Narukami which is a rapier-like weapon, it also shows me how to poke the weak spot of my opponents.

I'll fucking ram this rapier into that "Guy" ass, as I find a way to make him live in hell... Huhhuhu Yess... Does a gender-bending potion exist here? The world is mixed with many myths after all... Muhhaheuheheheh, If there is then I'll gather up some four big guys from my gang back in Italy and let them gangbang him to oblivion.

*sigh* Either way let's set that aside for now... Back to the things I've bought, even if I bought these it didn't change anything from after I woke up, as my 'Fundamental Force Manipulation' is already strong enough to body that guy to shit. And the new stand 'Mandom' can rewind time by 6 seconds, a very overpowered ability if you think about it.

The original user of this stand was wielded by a gunslinger villain who could've won the battle if he had not told the main cast how his ability worked, his purpose was to open the gate of the true man's world to the main cast... Like the name of this stand.

*Tempest Double*

....

<Third PoV>

-Kuoh Academy-

"Are you sure he'd join?" Sirzechs said to Azazel that he wasn't sure Vile/Theus would join the conference.

"Hahahaha of course he'd join. Gathering like this is a perfect way to show off." Azazel just laughed it off as he was certain Theus would come and join the party.

"Besides, Isn't Michael and Ajuka excited to meet the guy?" He added.

"Michael is just curious about the human we invited, and as for Ajuka he's just joining this meeting to meet Vile for his research," Sirzechs said.

"Speaking of Vile, he's here... And what do we have here?" Azazel looked outside the windows to find Vile walking with someone.

"Who is that?" Kiba asked as he approached to look outside.

"No idea, how about we ask Vile about him," Azazel said, which caught the attention of everyone in the room: Vali, Sirzechs, Grayfia, Serafall, Rias, Sona, and their peerage.

"He looks strong that's for sure," Vali said as he still thinks the Vile was stronger.

"Whoever that person is he sure does have a lot of guts," Azazel smirked as Theus looked at them from the outside smiling.

"That!" Rias shouted and pointed as she recognized that person.

"You know him?" Sirzechs asks.

"We encountered him 3 years ago when Lady Rias added the Dhampir to her peerage." Grayfia shared small details she knew.

"Oh? They both disappeared." Azazel sounded impressed.

"Yo!" Theus and his 'Tempest Double' teleported inside the room using Aqua Aera, which alerted everyone in the room.

"Who are you?" Sirzechs asks cautiously.

"Ninth!" Rias called as if her arch-nemesis had arrived.

"Pffftt~ Hahahahha, you all are so tensed." Theus just laughed at everyone present.

A green magic circle appeared in the room, as Maou Beelzebub arrived from it.

"Huh? Gusion?" Ajuka looked at Theus in surprise as he had heard that Theus had been missing for months without any news.

"Hello, Juka." Theus waved at him.

"What are you doing here?" Ajuka curiously asked. They were confused as to why Ajuka and the mysterious person knew each other.

"Hooh~ didn't you all invite me?" Theus looked at them while crossing my arms.

"When!? We invited Vile not you!" Rias hissed at Theus.

"Grayfia came to his house and sent a letter didn't she?" Theus looked at Grayfia who had a confused face.

"You're Theus from the House of Gusion?" Sona looked at Theus up and down feeling skeptical.

"I am," Theus said smugly.

"Well, did you make the charm? I heard from Tiamat that Vile wasn't the one who made it." Ajuka referred to the protection charm that Theus had given to Tiamat. As it made sense that someone who's talent in Kankara Formula doesn't fall behind him, was able to make that protective thing.

"Yo, how are you doing, Vile?" Issei approached the Tempest Double as they talked.

A light appeared in the room as a blonde-winged man with a baby face wearing golden armor arrived.

"Flashy," Theus muttered from Michael's and Irina's arrival.

"Greetings everyone, I apologize if I'm late." Michael stated, now that the leaders of the factions are present. The Peace Conference started

....

<Theus PoV>

'What a boring talk they're having.' As I could feel the "Guy" Getting closer and closer to here. Which made me secretly smile evilly.

'You fuckin bloody bastard. You may predict the future but, you can't predict a future that won't arrive.' I thought to myself as I didn't even care about the stupid conference.

Only the strongest can make the weak ones obey and be obedient to them. POWER is all that matters. This short-term peace will only brew bigger trouble for them later on.

'Such as this.' I looked at the several busty women from Nilrem there were less than 10 men amongst like 100 or so busty women. Entering Kuoh Academy secretly... So hot~ I forgot that their uniform shows the majority of their cleavage... Damn it. No Horny!...

'Pathetic, these leaders don't seem to know that someone broke inside the barrier.' I looked at them who were invested in their discussion along with the Tempest Double.

*Snap* I snapped my hand making a time-protective barrier, as the hot Nilrems were about to use Rias' Dhampir sacred gear to freeze everyone in Kuoh Academy, which I knew from rewinding time. It also adds to my... Coolness.

"Is there something wrong?" Serafall asks at my sudden action. Before they immediately knew what was happening outside.

"They used the balance breaker of your bishop's sacred gear Rias," Sirzechs said to Rias who was having a meltdown as they dared to harm her servant.

After knowing what was going on Rias and her peerage immediately went to the warehouse where the femboy was kept. And as for Vali... He was ordered by Azazel to damage the enemy lines.

'Hes Close...' I could feel that "Guy" outside the barrier watching things unfold.

*Aqua Aera* I looked at the water and could see the other side in the reflection.

'Tsk. Look at him acting all high and mighty with my Yamato. I bet this guy can't even properly wield a sword.' I remembered his amateur swordsmanship when we fought as he couldn't wield the Yamato properly.

I waited for the right moment to gank this guy using my Temptest Double as bait...

"We seem to have a visitor," Grayfia said as an orange-colored magic circle with the Leviathan Crest appeared in the room.

"I know this magic... But how?" Sirzechs sounded confused at the new person's arrival in the room.

"Well if it isn't the unworthy Maous. Mr Sirzechs, Ajuka and little miss Serafall~." She spoke in a zesty way.

"Wha-? Explain yourself>.

"Who even are you?" I looked at the tall tanned woman wearing glasses, and a skimpy dress... She doesn't seem to wear a bra. I can see her nipples through her dress.

"Katerea Leviathan, the descendant of the first Leviathan," Sirzechs answered.

"I am here to bring chaos and destruction to this meeting," Katarea said, as she raised her staff in the air and blasted the building. Though enough time for the leaders to protect Sona and the others remaining in the room.

"Oh? How adorable that the leaders of the Factions are working together. Huhu pathetic." She scoffed at the leaders using a defensive barrier against her single blast. Even though it wasn't much.

Now when are you gonna show yourself, Bastard... Does he need to see the Vile Tempest Double to make him come here?

"And you who are you, pretty boy?" Katerea looked at me.

"Me?" I pointed at myself like I was clueless. "I am Theus Vasilis Gusion." I introduced myself.

"Gusion huh? How about you join us? And big sister will take care of you~." She said seductively... *sigh* being too handsome is a sin, even a person who I just recently met is already seducing me~.

"I appreciate the offer, but I'll decline." I 'respectfully' rejected her offer.

"Oh is that so? Then that's truly a pity you're handsome as well. I guess I'll just have to force you then." She said as she looked at me lewdly.

"Why are you doing all of this Katerea?" Ajuka asked annoyingly as things started to get out of hand.

"What I'm doing is the exact opposite of your little meeting's purpose. God and the Original Maou's are dead now, so wouldn't it make sense to wage war against each other? Now that the other side crippled?" She said in an amused tone.

"Mooooouu! Katerea stop this right now, why are you doing that?!" Serafall sounded like a child just now.

"Tsk Serafall, you should shut up, you stole my Leviathan title from me and now you're asking me that!?" Katerea glared at her.

"Katerea..." Serafall knew what she meant and felt a little guilty.

"Oh don't feel guilty now. I'll simply just have to kill you and take that title Leviathan for myself. Simple right~?" She had a twisted smile.

"Seems like they're trying to commit a coup at the current Maous." Azazel said, to which Michael agreed.

"They also seem to be trying to take over the world for themselves," Michael said.

"Michael hit right on the spot. We are going to reform this world with our own hands instead. Since you've already failed to hide the fact that God and the Maous had died together in the previous war." She explained like a generic villain.

"Huhfheheheh." Azazel laughed at her line as I also was trying not to crack up a smile.

Seeing our expression she questioned us. "What's so funny Azazel and Pretty Boy?" She mainly glared at Azazel.

....

-Chapter End-

:P

(A/N: I legit forgot where I sent Xenovia in the story.)