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DXD: Flames of a pervert

A man was given Pyrokinetic abilities from Fire Force. Now he must try to survive this horny ass world with only his flames. ############################ Also English is not my native language, so the grammar will be bad. but, I'm counting on you to critique my work in order for me to improve.

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Ch: 4

There's so much porn magazine Under his bed, and its smells horrid. Has he been nutting on the fucking magazine?!

The original Matsuda is a damn degenerate on a different level. Don't get me wrong, I'm not above jacking off, but there's gotta be a limit on how much you can be a coomer.

It's all loli too! This shit gotta be illegal, there's no way his parents approve of this disgusting behavior.

I'm gonna burn all of this. I can't be caught hiding all this shit.

Putting all the magazine in a box, I go outside and burned all of it. I pick a secluded area to not attract any unwarranted gaze.

'It's getting dark,' I checked the time on my phone.

I still have school tomorrow. If I gotten the free will to choose what character I would be put into, I'm picking an adult cause goddamn it's annoying to be a teenager again

I have to deal with uncontrollable hormones, Homeworks, and not being able smoke.

Well I'm still great full that I've given this chance in the first place.

Sigh, I still have buy food for daisy.

Wait, how am I suppose to get money?

Fuuuuck, not only I have to be kid again I have deal with being broke!?

I have to find a hustle!

-T-

*BEE-!*

I smacked the alarm clock. Waking up this early is a struggle man.

I look beside me, daisy is still sleeping peacefully the little rascal has nothing to worry about.

Gently getting off the bed I go inside the bathroom to wash myself. Then I brush my teeth and covered myself with a towel.

I go down stairs to eat. And I can't cook anything cause I don't have any money.

Maybe there's left over in the fridge?

Opening it, I only see a half drink juice 2 eggs and a bread hard as rock.

My soul died inside.

Help me.

_________

Finishing my super delicious breakfast, I proceeded to wear my school uniform

Putting on my shoes I bid farewell to daisy.

"Daisy, Watch the house for me okay," I petted daisy.

"Meow~"

"Don't do anything stupid while I'm away!"

Daisy meowed in amusement.

_________

The walk to school was smooth.

Going to my class section, I sat next the window. Opening the glass to let air in.

This school is really normal at the outside, I mean, if you ignore the ominous wooden building.

My classmates was weirdly quiet today, eh must have been a bad day.

Now, where is those two degenerate?

Motohama rarely get early, and Issei although lazy never really skip class.

""Matsuda!!""

Speaking of the devil.

I turned to them, and asked what's up.

"How you guys doing?" I asked.

"Eh, pretty good," Motohama replied.

"How bout' you Matsuda? Are you feeling well now?" Issei asked.

"The pain is gone so you guys don't have to worry," I answered,

We continue to talk, mostly about women, and I noticed that Issei seem too happy today.

"Well aren't you radiant today something good happen?" I asked the boy.

Issei beamed with a smug smile.

"You guess wouldn't believe it," Issei closed his head, "I found a girlfriend!"

Motohama seem to short circuit for a moment, then begun to shake Issei.

"Ain't no way you got a girlfriend! Stop lying!" Motohama asked in denial.

"Well, I ain't lying bro," Issei grabbed a photo in his pocket.

"Here's a photo of her," he waved the picture on Motohama face.

"Mommy- I mean- How!" Motohama asked betrayal tears forming on his eyes.

"Good on you Issei," I congratulate the boy in his achievement.

I don't know how you were able to pull a girl like that, but he did it.

Issei smiled and Motohama looked at me with a face of confusion.

"Don't look at me like that, we should congratulate Issei here," I hooked my arm in Issei neck, "Our bro over here is no longer maidenless."

Although I do find the girl familiar. Maybe part of his future harem?

"What's her name again?" I asked issei.

"Oh yeah! Her name is Yuuma!" Issei proudly exclaimed.

Motohama on the other hand begun hitting the ground.

"Nooo! I don't believe it! Issei did you gain any mind controlling powers!?"

Motohama begun to cry. Man, what kind of a friend are you? Not gonna lie, I probably do the same if my fellow degenerate somehow find a girlfriend.

"Aye bro, don't cry we still got the future ahead of us," I comforted him, "Maybe you'll find the one."

"As if! All the girls hate us! And, why are you not questioning Issei randomly getting a girlfriend!? " Motohama turned to the blushing Issei, "and how did you even meet her!? "

"Yuuma said she was from a another school, and ask me to be her girlfriend," Issei continued, "She must be attracted to my awesomeness!"

Hmm, that's weird a girl from another school huh that's suspicious as fuck.

"And, you didn't question why she approach you of all people?" something weird is going on here.

"Hey! I was too excited okay! I'll ask her on our date next week," Issei said.

Motohama have a look of surprise on his face.

"No way! You're already have a date planned!?"

I bonk his head.

"Don't be surprise at every little thing Motohama," I said.

"But it's not a little thing!" I ignored him.

Though I find it very suspicious. I mean, a girl from a another school going all the way here, just to ask Issei of all people to be her Boyfriend.

I guess life is full surprises huh.

__________

Class was dismissed.

Walking through the hall way, I couldn't help but noticed someone following me.

Now you may ask how I'm able to feel someone.

That's because I created a neat skill last night to help me sense the heat of every living being in a 5 meter radius.

I was inspired by Benimaru's heat barrier. This skill will help me find everyone who's following me.

"Can you stop following," I stopped, thankfully there was no one around to hear me say that, I don't want be seen as a crazy person

Turning to the direction of the heat, I see a short and white haired girl staring in front of me.

The girl's face has look of confusion.

Hmmm, she also looks familiar.

"Can you ask you why you're following?" I asked the white haired girl.

"How?" the girl asked in a monotone voice.

"You were not exactly hiding well," I replied.

"Liar," the girl replied in the same tone.

"And what exactly did I lie about?" I genuinely know don't what the hell she's talking about.

The girl didn't replied. Instead begun smelling me?

"Ayo-" I quickly create distance, personal boundaries girl!

The white haired tilt her head in confusion.

"You've change pervert," the girl as if he knows me.

"And I don't know you lady," I countered

___________

-Koneko pov-

I was confused.

This isn't the same pervert, he also smells weird

Not the same horrid he previously exude, the scent I smelled right now is like burning wood.

"Hey, are you listening to me? he waved his hand.

I don't understand. He acts like he don't remember me this isn't the same pervert I know.

He acts like a completely different person.

"What happened to you?" did he awakened a sacred gear.

"Nothing lady, I'm still confused who are yo, do you know me?," a look bewilderment stares at me.

There's must be something wrong, he's energy is different too.

I tried looking deeper.

"…"

A burning sensation engulf my entire body. The environment twisted Into something different. The floor is covered in ash and skeletal remains littered it.

Something standing on the distant.

My instinct screams at me to get away.

!!

I feel a sense of overwhelming heat.

I jumped in fear.

"Hey! What happened!?" Matsuda tried to get close

No!

My instinct take control of my body.

I run away.

'I have to report him to boucho!'

-T-

"HEY!" I scream at the running girl.

What the hell just happened!?

The girl just randomly run away. did she sense my power? that would explain the strange behavior.

but I don't remember her. is she a part of Rias' peerage? Yes, I remember a white haired girl in her peerage. What was here name again? Coconut?

Who the hell is Coconut!?

Agghhh! I should have re-watched the damn show.

-T-pre

-OCCULT RESEARCH CLUB-

-Rias POV-

"What do you think of Issei Akeno?" I asked my queen.

The long haired voluptuous woman turned to me.

"Ara~ ara~ is my dear Rias interested in a boy?~" Akeno teasingly asked.

My face heat up at the question. Me attracted to a perverted boy!? In a million years!

"Akeno! You know what I mean!" I shouted at the perverted girl.

Akeno only giggle at my anger.

"If you're asking my king, then he's interesting,"Akeno said.

"The boy never really show any supernatural awareness, but I did a feel dragonic presence in his soul," Akeno turned to me, "are you planning to take him in?"

What she said is right. Although issei never really showed supernatural abilities. He carries a alluring scent similar to that dragon.

"We shall wait," I paused, "there's no telling what sacred gear he has or he have one in the first place,"

I'm not gonna waste my chess piece on a boy who has a sliver of a chance on having a sacred gear.

*Bang!*

Both I, and Akeno widen our eyes in shock.

Koneko was panting, a look of fear is plastered on her face.

Akeno quickly cheeked on my Rook.

"Koneko what happened!?" I asked in worry.

The girl didn't immediately answered. Instead hugging me?

"The perverted he-" Koneko struggles to formulate her words.

"Spit out Koneko-chan," Akeno said.

What pervert!? Issei!? No that boy couldn't do this koneko there's just no way.

"Who is it? Issei?" I asked,

"No not him the bald one," Koneko shakily answered.

The bald one? Matsuda? What did he do to get my Rook this fearful.

"Matsuda-kun? Last time I checked that pervert has no magic in his system," akeno asked in confusion.

"No, it's not magic," koneko getting her composure said.

Not magic? Then what is it?

"When I got close to him, I smelled a burning scent," Koneko continue, "and when I tried to look at his soul I- I-"

"Just say it Koneko we're not gonna get angry at you," I patted her head for comfort.

This seam to work as her shaking stopped.

"I had a vision of ash and fire," Koneko finally said it.

"And you're sure that it's not magic," Akeno conformed.

"Hn," Koneko nodded his head.

Then what is it? A sacred gear? But we didn't feel anything that suggest it, maybe an artifact?

But, that's impossible artifact are extremely hard to come by, borderline impossible to find when you're a normal human.

"Akeno, gather all of our members here." I ordered

Nodding her head, Akeno proceeded to leave.

I turned my head back to Koneko.

"It's okay Koneko, don't feel ashamed," I comforted her.

Koneko only hugged me tighter.

Honestly it's adorable.