Oh the saddest Raddish(Z2)

----~Timeskip here About 3 years from last chapter~----

Me and Chi-Chi were waiting at the relative crash site that Raditz would be at. Farm, Dirt, Ocean, This was about the area he would hit. Give or take the distances due to relative travel for the farm and farmer on discover of the crash.

"Are you sure this is the place?"

I sighed "Yes this is the place, 5 years on the day of the defeat of Piccolo. My math is never wrong."

Chi-Chi just shrugged and kicked at the water. "Well it has been 5 years of training and you haven't given me any clues about how strong this guy is. How do you even know he is coming?"

About two years ago I helped Bulma get a satellite into the planet's orbit. So I literally had my eyes on his pod coming toward earth. I scratched my chin at the thought of Raditz. Poor guy was coming here for his brother and would get his ass kicked. Using my bracelet a did a bit of pre-scouting. Using the satellite I zoomed into Raditz's pod.

"You wanna know how strong he is? He should have a power level of about 1500~1600. Currently you have one of 5000. Back in the other world the others have about 8000~16000. So you know its whateves."

"WHAT! I only have 5000! and the weakest in the other world has 8000?"

I shrugged, "Yeah Well you didn't eat an Ensenji fruit so technically once you eat one of those you would have 10000 which would be 3rd strongest excluding me of course."

"Wait you normally supress your strength don't you? How strong are you?"

Well with the combination of god-like regeneration, and having already a good mix of DNA sources. In combination of the cheating Zenkai boosts and Enseji fruit. "Hmmm, about 73k mian body I think? This body only has about 41k, I don't really scan myself so it is difficult to say."

I didn't really need to mention the two in space. I had Z3 create a Z4 and so their power level was both 17k. Which was not the best for space travel, but it was still amazing.

Chi-Chi was looking at me weirdly she had her mouth opened and gasping. "H-How? Why, How!?! The Fuck!"

"Oh! I know the problem, Yeah no I cheat like a mother fucker. Remember how you found me with a hole in my chest while I was sleeping that one time."

Chi-Chi just nodded, "Yeah I freaked out and you woke up. By lunch you were fine."

"Yeah with the power of something called a Zenkai boost I regularly 'kill' myself and let my regeneration stitch me back together. It slows down after a while, but I still get like 1% of my power level increased so its not terrible. Though Telling that it should be normally around 20% of the person's power level and their proportional potential."

"Th-That's not fair."

Right on time a metal space pod appeared in the sky. Allowing me to avoid the rest of the many cheat codes I used to get stronger. "Lower your power level so he suspects nothing. Keep it higher then the average of earth though."

"Tch, fine."

Raditz's pod slammed into the earth about a short distance. Almost exactly as expected I lifted of the ground and landed right outside the crater just as Raditz got out.

"Oh god his hair, he looks like a hedgehog."

"Ha, dye it blue and call him sonic."

Chi-Chi looked at me like I was crazy. Life was a bummer sometimes, should I create media and force them to watch it just to understand my references and jokes?

"Ah! A welcome wagon! I was expecting someone else, but you two will be fun." Raditz was staring up at us. I smiled and gave him a friendly wave.

Chi-Chi whispered "*Aren't you planing on putting one of those creepy collars on him? What's with the smile?*"

"I can be nice... Hey! Raditz you smuck! Suck on my dick and I won't kick yours!"

"WHAT! HOW DARE! ARGH..." Raditz kept his cool and checked his scanner first. So he was a smart guy. I needed to probe a little more to know more of his personality I knew hints, but didn't possess a full picture.

I heard his whisper, "*a power level of 5 and 100 The girl is strong, but...*" Raditz fired a bolt of energy that flew past my head. "Aren't you gonna ask how I know your name before you fire at me?"

"I am a great Sayian Warrior! I don't care how you know my name." Ah I see the problem.

"Raditz you are one of... 8 yeah its 8 sayians. Still alive, your people were killed by the person you work for. I mean come on man, your brother is in the Other world. You need to think about this."

Raditz eyes widened and it flickered through differing emotions. The ones I saw though were important.

"What did you do to Kakarot! How did anyone on this planet beat him?"

He was on edge now, I nodded. "Oh I actually sent him there." I let my power level slowly rise and i watched his eyes flicker to the scouter. He launched forward and went for my throat. Except Chi-Chi kicked him in the stomach and sent him across the ground.

"Ugh, What? How! You, You are stronger then... *Nappa.*"

Raditz looked down to the ground and tapped his now broken armor. Apparently Chi-Chi didn't kick him hard enough to cause internal injury. Which was a perfect show of power. Bringing her along was a good idea.

Raditz looked at me, "Please, just kill me quickly."

"HA! That is unexpected. What about Sayian honor and pride?"

Raditz had a small tear in his eye and looked down again. "I thought my brother to be the weakest of our kind. It turns out it was me, at least... If he landed here he had an excuse."

I raised my power level to match Raditz and crouched next to him. Pulling out a small picture I dropped it in front of him. His eyes flickered around and I could see the ki he was preparing die in his hand. Raditz was smart! Not like a genius, but he had street smarts.

"Are you not gonna look at the paper?" Raditz grabbed it and picked it up. He was holding out hope and was transmitting all of this to Vegeta and Nappa. Vegeta would come to me thanks to my mention of his home and the 4 other sayians he didn't know of. The only I needed from Raditz was his compliance to switch that transmitter off like he had died.

To my absolute euphoria he moved his hand to the scouter and crushed it in his hand. After all the picture was the one I had found in Goku's Space Pod with the note from his parents! Though i had personally added a note about ending the transmission to Vegata and Nappa. Raditz got to his feet and held the picture in his hand. He turned to me and asked me a question I always wanted to here. "Who are you?"

I smiled, "Let me tell you a story about a boy named Goku, who was once named Kakarot. Once we get all that clear up I'll tell you about my self."