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Dragon Ball- Universe's Strongest Human

Not going to be super omega strong, will hover around Goku and Vegeta, but the MC wants to be stronger than Goku! Goes through Dragon Ball- DBZ, DBGT, and DBS. read if you want, or don't~ This is pretty much my respect for Toriyama

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See you later, Bulma~

Zephyr landed on Kame Island and waved at Bulma, who flew away in a helicopter, "See you in a year, Zephyr!" Zephyr smiled warmly, "See you, Bulma~!" he turned around and Goku was in the house already, yelling.

Zephyr walked inside to see Goku devouring all the food in the fridge. He sat next to him and started eating, "Is it really okay to eat all his food?" Goku replied with stuffed cheeks, "He said it was fine." Zephyr shrugged and started eating happily.

A while later

Roshi walked over and his eyeballs bulged out a full meter, "YOU ATE EVERYTHING!?" Zephyr and Goku patted their stomachs happily, "Yep!" Roshi sighed, "That's fine then." Zephyr was shocked, "It is?!" Roshi was stunned, "IT SHOULDN'T BE!?"

Zephyr paused, "Well, I guess it should be." Roshi nodded and Goku complained, "Anyway, gramps! When do we start training?!" Roshi stroked his beard, "Hmm, well, you have to get me a Pichi-Pichi gal first!" Goku was confused, "Punchy?" Roshi corrected, "Pichi!"

Goku hummed and flew off. 

Zephyr sat outside and watched him go, saying "Well, don't get your hopes up." Roshi looked over and Zephyr nodded, "Goku can't even count." Roshi was dumbfounded, "HE CAN'T?!" before pausing, "Then what sort of woman will he bring… Oh my…"

Zephyr nodded, "Definitely nothing good! You should show him a picture next time." Roshi's eyes lit up, "That's a good idea!"

As expected, Goku brought back an indescribable woman… Roshi quickly sent her back before showing Goku a picture of the kind of woman he was talking about. Goku looked carefully and left.

It wasn't long before he brought back another woman.

Zephyr's eyes popped out, "Wow! What a beautiful girl!" Roshi was satisfied! Then he found out she was a mermaid…

Zephyr came to the Mermaid, smiling and laughing, she laughed and they chatted before she jumped back into the sea. Zephyr sighed, "I've never seen a mermaid before! Bye, Clara!" Clara waved at him, "Bye-Bye, Zephyr-kun~!" Zephyr chuckled and waved as she disappeared under the waves.

Roshi knocked on Goku's head, "A woman with a lower body this time! Remember! Curvy with legs! Like the picture!" Goku nodded in a daze, whether he understood or not was really anyone's guess.

Instead, he pointed out, "Who's that coming over?" Roshi and Zephyr looked over before being blinded by a shining bald head!

A little boy flew over and flipped, drilling into the sand.

Roshi, Zephyr, and Goku looked at the legs sticking out of the sand in silence before Goku pulled him out. The little bald monk patted his head and coughed, "You are Master Roshi, correct?" Roshi nodded, "That's right." The boy nodded, "I'm Krillin from a Village in the Far East! I came to learn from you, Master Roshi!"

Roshi looked at him and said "That's good for you, but I'm not taking any more disciples." Krillin took out a porno magazine and said "To commemorate the occasion!" Roshi changed his tune, "Well, I'll think about it!" as he dug his face in the porno mag.

Krillin looked at Goku and Zephyr, "Are you his disciples?" Goku smiled, "Yep! I'm Son Goku!" Zephyr waved, "Zephyr." Krillin snorted, "How cute. You don't look like martial artists."

Zephyr retorted, "Because we're not bald like you?" Krillin hissed as Goku laughed, "Fool! A real martial artist shaves his head to pursue mastery! Look at Master Roshi!" Roshi looked over and said "Actually, I'm just bald." Krillin's eyes twitched.

Zephyr looked at him and said "Do you know about the Dragon Balls? You can wish to be taller and grow hair." Krillin looked at him in disbelief, "YOU CAN?!" Zephyr was speechless, "How do you not know…"

Roshi recovered from the mag and came over, coughing, "Oh yes, Krillin…" Krillin looked over, "Yes, Master!" Roshi looked at him and said "To become a disciple, you must bring me a Pichi-Pichi gal! Do you understand my tastes…" Krillin whispered in his ear and Roshi laughed, slapping his back, "Heh heh heh~ You get me! Hahaha!"

Krillin and Goku shot off, leaving Zephyr and Roshi on the island. Roshi looked at him and coughed, "Well… This time should be fine, right?" Zephyr spread his palms, smiling "I hope so…" Roshi laughed nervously, "M-Me too!"

It didn't take long for Goku and Krillin to come back.

They even brought a woman back with them!

Zephyr was dumbfounded on the spot as Roshi went inside. Krillin and Goku jumped down, "Huh? Where's Master Roshi?" Zephyr stared at Launch and pointed at the house dumbly. Goku ran inside while Krillin looked at Zephyr blankly, his eyes twitching from time to time, "Are you alright…?"

Zephyr rubbed his palms and swallowed, "Um… What's my name?" The girl was speechless and Zephyr blushed, slapping his face, "What's your name!" Krillin looked at him speechlessly, didn't I spy you having a nice chat with a mermaid before???

If Zephyr heard him he would definitely say, 'are you an idiot' and then 'that was a mermaid, a wonder of the world.' and then finally, 'look at this beautiful angel, that mermaid can't compare.'

The girl smiled and tilted her head, "I'm Launch, nice to meet you~" Zephyr smacked his lips, rubbing his palms nervously. He wiped them on Krillin's shiny head, making it glossy as he laughed unnaturally, "Oh… I'm Launch… What a nice name…. I'm an idiot. I mean! I'm Zephyr!"

Krillin's face was black and Launch covered her mouth, giggling, "Hi Zephyr~" Zephyr was instantly filled with spirit, she remembered my name! Krillin read his face and nearly fainted!

You just told her!

Of course she remembered!

There was a sudden shout "WOOHOO!" Zephyr's face changed and he blocked in front of Launch, snorting "Old pervert, don't think about it!" Roshi was stunned and waved his cane, "What?! You youngster, what do you mean!?" Zephyr snorted and turned his head up, "Bah! I know what you mean, that's what I mean!"

Roshi's face changed and he waved his cane, steaming "Bah bah! I'm the Master Sage Roshi! How could I be such a person! Right, young lady?" Launch looked over Zephyr's shoulder on her tiptoes, holding his arm, "Hm?"

Zephyr's face changed and he blasted off into the sky with flames at his feet, the steam from his head turning into hearts.

Goku laughed, "What a funny guy! Hahahaha!" as Zephyr fell from the sky, splashing into the sea. Roshi smacked Krillin, "Go get him!" Krillin pointed at himself in shock and Roshi rolled his eyes, this damn baldy!

He happened to bring a girl that Zephyr fell in love with at first sight???

How could his respectable Master Roshi steal a girl from his disciple? He was a man with low principles, but not that low!

As a result, he changed Krillin from the disciple that understood him the most… directly to the bottom disciple. Roshi rubbed his chin as Krillin jumped into the sea, maybe he should get Krillin to bring another Gal…

Mhm… This is Zephyr and Goku's training fee! Yes, yes… As expected of you, Me!

He even gave himself a pat on the back.