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Douluo:My apprentice is the pope

i own nothing Original author: Rabbit selling radishes on MTL .................................................................................................................................................... After crossing to a newly formed Douluo Continent, Yang Zian obtained a disciple collection system, as long as he collected 99 disciples according to the system’s requirements, he could break through the sky and become a god! "Ding, you took the Dragon God as a disciple and gained the breath of the Dragon God, you can give now order spirit beasts!" "Ding, you took Gu Yuena as a disciple and gained the power of the seven elements!" "Ding, you took Tang Chen as a disciple and obtained the Disorder Splitting Wind Hammer Technique!" Ding, you took Bibi Dong as a disciple and got a girlfriend…

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The first day of apprenticeship, the experience was perfect!

Her Royal Highness is very angry, and the consequences are serious.

Never try to reason with women!

These are the two conclusions that Yang Zian has come to now.

Besides, Bibi Dong is indeed very angry now, and her chest is puffed up.

Just look at her fluttering robes because of the turbulent spirit power, look at her furrowing eyebrows, and seven spirit rings slowly appearing behind her, it seems that she is about to release her spirit to fight with Yang Zian.

"Yang Zian, go to hell!"

Bibi Dong snorted, all the firewood behind her floated directly, and flew towards Yang Zian.

And it's still the kind with the sound of breaking through the air, listening to the sound will know how much energy is contained in it!

In an instant, the entire kitchen was densely occupied by the firewood in the air. The countless sparks were like a rain of arrows, and it was shot at Yang Zian

But Bibi Dong soon discovered something wrong with Yang Zian:

Because Yang Zian yelled terribly, and the expression on his face looked like I was wrong, but he stood motionless on the spot, let alone released his martial soul to resist.

"Why aren't you blocking..."

Watching Yang Zian not hide, nor release his martial soul, Bibi Dong stomped her feet anxious manner.

Although she wanted to beat the unscrupulous master severely, she didn't want him to be really injured. You must know that she just shot with anger this time, but the attack of each firewood will still hurt, even if it is for a Spirit Doluo. If he doesn't block or dodge here, he will get hurt.

But Yang Zian was standing there, his expression became calm, there even was time for him to raise his eyebrows in Bibi Dong.

"Boom boom boom!..."

Countless firewood hit Yang Zian, as if hitting a hard steel plate, a lot of firewood was directly shattered and turned into sawdust flying in the air.

This, how is this possible...

Bibi Dong looked at Yang Zian, whose clothes were only a little dirty, and was surprised again.

How could someone resist such a terrible attack without releasing the martial spirit, and even shattered the wood, is it possible that his body is that of a spirit beast?

In fact, Bibi Dong actually guessed a little bit correctly, that is, Yang Zian's body, which is very unusual.

Body Spirit, Primordial Saint Body!

This is where Yang Zian's confidence lies. Although he has the downgraded version of the Primordial saint body, its still far too strong for a Spirit Saint to break his defenses.

What's even more terrifying is that his Martial soul is his entire body, which also includes his organs!

Of course, Bibi Dong didn't know all this, she was just surprised by the hardness of Yang Zian's skin.

But after being surprised by Yang Zian countless times, Bibi Dong has a high degree of acceptance for Yang Zian's bullshit.(EN: they said something about a magical place, I called it what it is, bullshit)

After all, one surprise is also a surprise, and two surprises are also surprises. Just get used to being surprised.

"Okay, did you calm down now? let's have dinner?" Yang Zian patted the dust on his clothes, looked at the stove, and humed, the ingredients are all right, we can still eat.

In fact, Yang Zian just now had a way to hide, and even a counterattack was easy, but he didn't want to do that.

Sometimes girls get angry. What you have to do is not try to reason with them, but to be beaten by them, and then try to reason. (EN: Bullshit, as our Lord and savior Kazuma once said "equal rights, equal fights")

"Well, let's eat!" Bibi Dong raised her chin proudly, revealing her white and slender neck, making Yang Zian look at it and want to kiss her.

"Let's start eating!" Shaking his head, he threw out all the unrealistic thoughts, and then Yang Zian began to serve the rice. Bibi Dong stood there for a while and also took the initiative to help.

The amount of food this time is not too large, but just the right amount. The enticing food was brought to the stone table outside by Bibi Dong. Just looking at it, Bibi Dong felt this food must be delicious.

So while Bibi Dong was serving braised pork, she secretly took advantage of Yang Zian not looking here, put it on the table and took a piece with her hand, and threw it into her mouth.

"Hmm..." Bibi Dong chewed a few times, and her beautiful eyes suddenly lit up. How could this be so delicious!

Fragrance but not greasy and melts in the mouth,!

As a saintess of the world's largest power, Bibi Dong has naturally eaten a lot of delicacies from the mountains and seas, but this brazen pork makes her want to eat it all!

So, the saintess disregarded her image and didn't even wipe her greasy hands. She threw three pieces of braised pork into her mouth again, and then went back to the kitchen to serve the food again with a smile.

Braised pork with chicken, stewed chicken with mushrooms, spicy rabbit head, garlic green vegetables, plus beef broth and clear noodles to be cooked later, these are all the dishes tonight.

"To entertain you as an apprentice today, the teacher personally cooked a few dishes for you. tell me if it's not up to your appetite." Yang Zian smiled and looked at the corner of her mouth with a trace of oil still there.

still stealing food? Do you think I cant see that?

"Of course...i have to taste it before I judge." Bibi Dong just wanted to say that it was delicious, but then thought that she had stolen it at first, so she hurriedly changed her words.

"Well, let's eat." Yang Zian didn't bother to puncture, and took the chopsticks and added a chicken leg to Bibi Dong's plate.

When Bibi Dong saw this, her heart couldn't help but warm up, she smiled at Yang Zian, held the rice, and officially started eating!

"This chicken is delicious!"

"This rabbit head, absolutely!"

"Master, why are the vegetables so delicious..."

Bibi Dong was pretending to be reserved at first, but then stopped after taking the first bite, no way, the deliciousness is so delicious, she can't help it!

And Bibi Dong feels that staying here for half a year, not to mention Yang Zi'an's cultivation level, just this kind of food, makes one want to stay here for more than half of the year!

"Master, can I eat this kind of food often in the future?"

"Of course, you can eat it every day."

"Thank you, Master, you are so kind..." Bibi Dong had completely forgotten that Yang Zian had her chop wood. Yang Zian's meal had completely captured her stomach. HerRoyal Highness should naturally be tolerant.

Bibi Dong looked up at Yang Zian's face while eating, lowered her head again, and ate silently.

This first day of apprenticeship, the experience was perfect!

jesus christ, this author really stokes his MC's d$ck too much, for every 2 paragraphs there is one describing how perfect the mc is, I will spare you guys the torture tho

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