CH 28: Shrek School

Walking with Zhu Zhuqing behind a salty Dai Mubai, Ah Li and the two headed towards the second exam. When they reached an open field surrounded by houses, they saw another line of children in front of another examiner. However, they also saw Tang San in front of a portable food stand or something where someone was selling sausages.

White hair, a grown beard, looking to be a lot older than his actual age, who else could it be except Oscar? He was selling sausages to Tang San when Dai Mubai saw him and walked towards him with a frown :"Oscar, what do you think you're doing?"

Seeing the blond man, Oscar immediately grew nervous as he smiled wryly :"Boss Dai, do you want to have a sausage?" But Dai Mubai glared in response :"Goodness, what a shame to the school. I remember that I warned you more than once. Don't sell sausages in school. Do you want everyone to vomit?"

Even though he didn't know Tang San, he still warned him to not eat it. When Tang San questioned the reason, Dai Mubai forced Oscar to make a sausage :"I, your father, have a big sausage!" Hearing him, while Tang San had an awkward and disgusted face, Ah Li immediately burst into laughter.

Zhu Zhuqing on the side shook her head with a disgusted sigh. In the end, Tang San gave back the sausages, causing the noiret to snicker in mockery :'Weak ass punk. You're willing to give up on good food because of a chant that he is forced to say? Weak punk.'

As he walked back to the line, Ah Li and the two also followed. When Xiao Wu questioned him about the sausages, Tang San explained it to her after the boys laughed and Zhu Zhuqing rolled her eyes :"Silly."

After Tang San explained and Xiao Wu blushed, Ah Li snickered again :"Xiao Wu, be careful, Tang San was about to feed you someone else's big sausage." The meaning was clear. Bibi Dong on his shoulder couldn't help but shake her head with a sigh :"Ah Li, where did you learn these?"

While Tang San glared, Xiao Wu blushed even more, Zhu Zhuqing blushed as well, even Dai Mubai couldn't hold back the choked laughter that left him. However, that didn't mean he liked Ah Li or let his anger go. After calming down, he looked at him coldly :"Come with me. I'll bring you to pass the exam and go directly to the fourth exam."

It's not that he wanted to help Ah Li, it's that he wanted to settle the score with him as soon as possible. The noiret knew the reason, so he directly followed him. But Xiao Wu, who was mad at Ah Li, immediately got angry :"What?! Why?! How can he just directly skip exams?!"

Hearing her, all the other children in the line also turned to look. They also immediately got angry :"What is this?! Why can he skip the test to enter the fourth exam, but we have to pass exam by exam?!" Dai Mubai didn't beat around the bush. Turning to them, he spoke arrogantly :"If your Soul Power Level has exceeded Lv 25, you can directly go to the fourth exam too."

"What?! His Soul Power Level has exceeded Lv 25?! It's impossible! We're at the same age! How can he have such a high Soul Power Level?!" Said side character C-657, and the other side characters followed :"Exactly! It must be fake!"

"Huh? So just because your trash ass can't do it, you think nobody in the world can't either? Such retards." Ah Li rolled his eyes in annoyance :"That's like saying just because your dad has never been able to satisfy your mom in bed, nobody can either. I can prove that theory wrong with the information I gathered last night with your mom's assistance, bitch. Sigh, whatever. Hey, Mr, can I borrow that Soul Power Level Analyzer?" While the boy who had shouted grew angry, Ah Li ignored and looked at the examiner.

"Huh? Oh, here." The examiner said before throwing the transparent glass ball at Ah Li. After catching it, he poured his Soul Power into the ball without wasting time. As his Soul Power entered it, the glass ball shone a bright blue color, indicating that his Soul Power was Lv 27.

"His Soul Power Level has already reached Lv 27?!"

"Lv 27 at our age?!"

"..."

"You've got anything more to say?" Ah Li said with disdain. While the children were shocked speechless, Xiao Wu smirked proudly :"Just that? Then we can do it too! Come on, Xiao San!" And after Ah Li threw the glass ball at them, both of them revealed their Soul Power Level as well, shocking the audience even more with their Lv 29 Soul Power Level.

Ah Li wasn't really surprised with Tang San's Soul Power Level. After all, even if he only advanced by 1 Level after getting his 1st Soul Ring, it didn't matter much. After all, the Soul Power required to advance around that Level isn't anything much. And with his Mysterious Heaven Skill Cultivation Technique, it was pretty easy to make up for it. (A/N: Don't worry. There's a reason why I let him advance so quickly, and it won't happen again in the future. I'm not some dumbass author who hypes Tang San up just to keep him relevant to the story.)

With the evolution of his Martial Soul, his talent had also developed. But not exactly. Martial Soul and innate talent, although related, aren't completely the same. Once the Martial Soul is awakened, the talent is also set in stone. It's like deciding what kind of plant or tree the body is, and the Martial Soul is the kind of water that waters the plant. If the Martial Soul is Trash, then it's like watering the plant with muddy and dirty water. If it's Super, it's like watering the plant with the best water there is. However, the innate talent, the tree, is also really important. For Ah Li, it's like his plant is such a rotten garden leaf. No matter how much of a high class water you feed it, it's still trash. That's the reason why his cultivation speed was so slow. Even with the assistance of his Abyssal Centipede Martial Soul's Innate Ability, which would increase the speed of his cultivation, he still needed to work very, very hard to advance. (A/N: Alright, here me out:

I didn't nerf him, it's the truth. Take Huo Yuhao for example. Even though his 1st Soul Ring was a literal 1,000,000-year Soul Ring, and his Martial Soul was a Super or at least High Level Body-type Martial Soul, his cultivation speed was still so freaking low because the innate talent he got when awakening his Martial Soul was trash! But don't worry, not only will it be fixed, his cultivation speed will simply skyrocket in this volume! At the end side though.)

"Lv 29?! Two of them?!"

"How is this possible?!"

"Goodness, what is this?!"

"..."

"I think I can also skip the second and third exams." When the two pedophiles were finished, another gentle and pleasing voice sounded. However, when Ah Li saw who the voice belonged to, it wasn't pleasant anymore.

From the line, a beautiful girl in a light blue dress and with long brown hair that reached her nonexistent buttocks stepped forward. Although she was pretty, something that every Soul Master woman in the world was, her figure was nothing special at all. Her chest was small, her ass was disappointing, and she didn't have long or pretty legs either.

(A/N: "Oh bUT ShE haS beAUtiFul SKiN!" Shut the fuck up. Again, which woman in Douluo Dalu doesn't have nice skin? Honestly, she's just disappointing. Any fanfic that has her as a love interest just automatically drops from whatever grade to 0. Honestly, beautiful and flawless white skin. Fuck off. And it's the only excuse those bitch ass Chinese authors who can't get no bitches say. Why, isn't a dark skinned woman beautiful? Obviously they have never seen a big booty latina! Huh, forget about that, they haven't even seen a woman.)

Walking towards Xiao Wu who was holding the blue balls (A/N: ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ), she stole a few glances at Ah Li. From the blush on her face, it was obvious that she had been charmed by Ah Li's passive rizz. But the noiret didn't care at all. He had never liked her, and there was no way in hell he'd want to have her as a lover. He might fuck her for the fun of it, but he would never get into a romantic relationship with her.

Seeing that the black haired handsome didn't pay attention to her, Ning Rongrong was disappointed and even a bit angry. Obviously, she was such a beauty that everybody would fawn over her, yet Ah Li acted like she didn't even exist. But she simply hid her anger and took the blue glass ball from Xiao Wu. After revealing her Soul Power Level to be Lv 26, the glass ball was stolen by Zhu Zhuqing who revealed her own Soul Power Level to be Lv 27, the same as Ah Li.

"How is it?" Dai Mubai, after getting shocked himself, calmed down and looked at the children with mockery :"Two of them are at Lv 29, one at Lv 26, and another two at Lv 27. Do you still have comments?" (A/N: Do you? Comment, dammit!)

On the way to the fourth exam, Dai Mubai also explained some things about the Shrek School and its situation. Its miserable situation, to be specific. Hearing him talk about Flender making such geniuses useless, and Tang San, Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong actually admire him foolishly, Ah Li couldn't help but roll his eyes :'These people are so retarded. Although the number of people who entered the school were low, just 42, the number of those who passed the graduation requirements were only 14! Only 1/3!

What does that mean? Some of them simply failed, and the others died. Sigh, these dumbasses probably think that it's because those students were incompetent. But that's not the case at all. The case is that this school is trash.

First of all, what the fuck kind of school let's such talented students just die? The fuck? So you expect us to bring money and glory, while you don't provide even simple protection? As for those who just failed, can they be blamed? There's nothing here to accelerate the growth of a Soul Master, and Flender is way too stingy with his money to buy and provide anything. Huh, the only reason why I'm willing to stay here is because of the External Soul Bone and preventing Tang San from getting Dugu Yan's attention. Once all of that is done, I'm outta here.'

But that wasn't the worst part. The worst part is that Flender was even willing to lie about his students' achievements after they graduated. He had actually lied about one of his students actually becoming the youngest elder in Martial Soul Hall with an authority second only to the Pope! Is that true? Why don't you bring out names then? That kind of famous person should be known around the world, no?

'Huuuh? The youngest elder in Martial Soul Hall? What kind of a lie is that? If that's true, why don't I, the Pope, know that?' Bibi Dong thought so sarcastically as she rolled her eyes :'I honestly hope Li'er gets the hell out of here quickly.'

When Dai Mubai said :"The dean of school said that don't go out and shame him if you can't reach Lv 41." The duo couldn't help but roll their eyes. Their thoughts were the same. The bastard wouldn't do shit to help his students, yet he wanted to reap such benefits, and was shameless enough to not embarrass him even though he wouldn't do jack shit.

'I need to give this bastard a special ass whooping in the future.' With another goal noted down, he followed the others once the stupid drama was finished and Dai Mubai finally led them to the last exam.