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Doraemon: My Nobita! Join Chat Group

After crossing into the world of Doraemon, he became Nobita. With an invincible treasure bag, the life of a primary school student is simply boring. I am preparing to let Shizuka grow up as soon as possible, so that she can marry and go home as a daughter-in-law. 【Ding! You have joined the chat**] Astronaut Liu Peiqiang: “The sun is about to explode! Who will help me if I give out 200 points~” “Enlarge the flashlight, shrink the Earth, or shrink the sun and throw it away~” The richest man, Iron Man: “There’s a purple potato monster who wants to kill half of the universe! I’ll give out all my wealth! Come and help!” “Time stopper! You can stop the time in the entire universe, and you will kill him again! Perfect!” “Well, is the time stopper used to kill people?” “Can you lend me this thing?” “I have a bold idea!” "Not my story" Author :Ah Wei is me

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? Astronaut Liu Peiqiang: "That's right, Jupiter's gravity is much stronger than we expected, and now the earth has been attracted and can't break free, and if it goes on like this, it will soon exceed the structural limit..."

"We're done!"

Liu Peiqiang's words are full of despair.

The richest man in Iron Man: "Come on, give me the data, and I'll let Jarvis do the math."

Bats can't eat: "What is Jarvis?"

The richest man in Iron Man: "Jarvis is my artificial intelligence butler, and it has the most complete algorithm of physical rules in the world."

[Liu Peiqiang uploaded a group file]

[The richest man in Iron Man has been downloaded]

[I want to find an opponent has been downloaded]

[The strongest primary school student in history has been downloaded]

[I want to kill my son has been downloaded]

One after another online group friends all downloaded this data file.

Bats can't eat: "The data packet is huge, and it takes a few days to use my villa's supercomputer."

I want to kill my son: "What are everyone talking about? I don't understand a little."

Looking for an opponent: "Don't say it's an ancient man, I can't understand it. There are so many mathematical formulas, mother! It's still hard to find someone to fight, let's not talk about it, I'm going to fight monsters."

After a while, Tony figured out the answer.

The richest man in Iron Man: "Yes, your thrust and current orbit cannot break free from Jupiter's gravity, and I can't help it."

Astronaut Liu Peiqiang: "How can this be good, I have uploaded the task, and this is all my points. Who can help me?"

[Astronaut Liu Peiqiang has placed an order]

[Solving the disintegration of the Earth caused by Jupiter's gravity. ]

[Quest reward 1036 points]

The audience's mission points are zero and whole. It seems that this time Liu Peiqiang really put all his net worth on the table.

Nobita's eyes lit up when he saw this.

1000 points!

Good thing, it depends on the sign-in, can't sign-in for a year or two?

Bats can't be eaten: "I remember that there is a big guy in the group who is a god?"

The richest man in Iron Man: "Yes, yes, I remember a **** coming."

Bats can't be eaten: "@Zixia Goddess, the goddess came out to pick up guests!"

The richest man in Iron Man: "@Zixia Goddess..."

Fairy Zixia, who was watching the play secretly in the corner, looked confused.

How could this kind of thing happen to me?

The strongest primary school student in history: "Who is the goddess Zixia?"

Bats can't be eaten: "Newcomer, you just joined the group, you don't know, Goddess Zixia is one of the oldest people in the dress, and she joined the group very early."

"It's a real goddess! Received a lot of tasks! It's amazing!"

Zixia has words of suffering.

After a long time in the water group, she has also come into contact with many modern people, and knows what is a planet and what is the sun.

But although her id is a goddess, she is indeed not an ordinary person.

It is just the wick in an oil lamp of the Buddha.

It's almost like a god.

But how can you be able to solve such a big thing! The Buddha himself can't handle it, right?

But as an old water friend in the group, she still bubbling silently.

Goddess Zixia: "That... I'm going to the toilet, let's talk back!".

Chapter 4 Jupiter is gone! [Kneeling and begging for a monthly ticket for flowers]

The richest man in Iron Man: "Does the goddess also go to the toilet? I always thought that the goddess didn't need to go to the toilet..."

Astronaut Liu Peiqiang: "Goddess! You finally appeared! Watch my mission!"

In the group, Zixia has always been very strong.

She was transformed by the wick of a Buddha lamp when the Buddha sat down.

Under the buddha nature of thousands of years, he has been infected with a lot of supernatural powers, and his cultivation base is not low.

It's not much worse than a normal fairy.

But if you ask her to move mountains and reclaim the sea, she can still make some appearances through gritted teeth.

planet? sun?

Isn't this embarrassing!

But there is no way, we can't be lazy about the name of the goddess, right?

In order to maintain their high profile.

Goddess Zixia: "I'll take the order after I go to the toilet~ wait"

Astronaut Liu Peiqiang: "Goddess Zixia! How long will it take you to go to the toilet!"

Goddess Zixia: "About a month or two!"

"!!"

Astronaut Liu Peiqiang: "???Goddess, are you kidding me!"

Goddess Zixia: "I'm a god! Isn't it normal to go to the toilet for a month or two?"

The richest man in Iron Man: "Amazing!"

Bats can't eat: "eye-opening!"

I want to beat my son to death: "Could it be that this is the so-called, it is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen into the Nine Heavens?"

When Nobita saw this, he almost burst out laughing.

This Zixia goddess is interesting!

However, he is also considering whether he can take this task.

"If Doraemon is here, there might be a way, but he's not there~"

When he was thinking, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"He's not here! His pockets are there!"

Nobita hurriedly rummaged through the box to find it. After a while, he found a pure white pocket in the closet.

"Spare pocket!"

Doraemon has always had two pockets, one to carry with him and the other to be kept at home for backup.

This time he returned to the factory for maintenance and took away a pocket, but the spare was left at home!

Nobita hurriedly stretched out his hand and took it out.

This kind of four-dimensional pocket is directly connected to a four-dimensional space.

In space, everything is interconnected.

Doraemon's props are all inside.

"This is it!"

Nobita took out a flashlight from inside.

"Shrink the flashlight!"

This thing can shrink everything that is irradiated.

Moreover, after shrinking, the mass of the object will shrink with it, a proper black technology!

Most of the props in this world do not obey the law of conservation of mass and energy.

is directly related to the rule system.

Only in such a fantasy black technology world can these things appear.

"However, if you want to use a shrinking flashlight, his power is too low. After all, a flashlight can't illuminate an area as large as a planet..."

Thinking of this, Nobita had a headache again.

"Have it!"

"Since there is a zooming flashlight, there is a zooming flashlight!"

Nobita continued to stretch out his hand, put it in his pocket and groped.

After a while, he took out another flashlight.

"Perfect!"

"By the way, if that's the case, another prop is needed!"

"Astronaut Spray!"

Nobita took out another small bottle, the blue bottle was like a bottle of toilet water.

But he knew the function of this.

Just spray yourself twice and you'll be able to breathe in a vacuum like you're wearing an astronaut suit.

Not affected by space radiation.

Now that everything is in place...

[The strongest primary school student in history has accepted the task: Eliminate the gravitational influence of Jupiter]

Seeing the message prompt popped up on the public screen, the entire chat group was in a frenzy in an instant.

The richest man in Iron Man: "Fuck, this task is really taken by someone other than the goddess!"

Bats can't be eaten: "It's awesome! But this kind of task is not something that ordinary people can accomplish!"

Astronaut Liu Peiqiang: "...Ah! Isn't it the goddess' mission? It's over! Time is so tight, I..."

Just when the public screen was still in full swing.

Another beep sounded.

[The strongest primary school student in history has completed the task]

[Get the reward reward: 1036 points]

[Obtain permission fragment: one grade E (quests with more than 1,000 points will have permission fragments, special rewards for chat groups)]

At this moment, everyone was stunned.

Bats can't eat: "Damn, what happened just now? How long has it been, this is done?"

Looking for an opponent: "I just pierced the eye, and everything is over!?"

The richest man in steel body: "@astronaut Liu Peiqiang, what's going on! What happened!"

Goddess Zixia: "@The strongest elementary school student in history....@The strongest elementary school student in history....???"

At the same time, wander the earth world.

Liu Peiqiang looked dumbfounded and looked ahead in disbelief.

A huge flashlight, almost obscuring the sun.

It just stood there in the void.