Van

Well, when I was on 2° year of high school I had a really large group of friends, I mean it was thirteen people, and once a month everyone brings 5 dollars to buy food, so everyone eat and talk about things, so we all leave school really late, almost like 7:00 pm (our classes end up like 5:15 pm) and I Always went home with 2 friends Paul and Gustav, a quick description about them.

Paul: was almost 6.3 feet because of the blackpower he had, he was my best friend, and was reaaaally skinny, and had brown eyes. (My best friend by the time)

Gustav: really short, I mean he had almost 5 feet, he was like an EMO and kinda fat, brown eyes too.

Me: 6 feet, grey eyes (almost blue, I dunno) brown hair and skinny.

You can conclude now that we were at least a strange group of boys, when we started to go home we said bye to our other friends and started to walk, at 7 pm the main street of our city is kinda desert, nobody is out, as we went deeper into the city I was uneasy, so when I looked over my shoulder I saw a van, right after us, and told to my friends to go to other street, they found it strange but they came with me.

so the van was still after us, not trepassing, but right after us, so I told my friends to follow me, they were almost pissed off, said that I was acting strange, I could see the worry they had on me, but they agreed, so I made the craziest path In my entire life, we walked on circles, I'm positive that we drew something on the pattern we made if we look on a map, and that van was still at our back.

At one point I thought the van missed us, so we sat on the side-walk and rested a little, Gustav and Paul were thinking I was going crazy, they asked what's wrong? (I didn't wanted to scare them by telling that one van with some freaks were after us, so I said it was nothing) when we went back to the main street, the van was parked right on our way, I wanted to do a giant facepalm, Paul when saw my expression knew what was going on, and he flinched the points were being conected on his head, Gustav still didn't understood a thing, and this guy in smoking went off the van and started talking to us, he said that he was looking for actors and actress for an upcoming TV show, and handed over 3 panphlets of an famous TV channel, and said "no contracts, no bureaucracy, enter the van and we will take you to the tests" Gustav was about to enter in the van but Paul pulled him back and said "me and my brother need to warn our family where we're going" and put his hand on my shoulder pulling me closer, as we were playing brothers I said "yeah our father is the seargeant in charge of the police station, if he knows we went missing, he will turn the city upsidedown" I said it in a casual way, as I have forgotten my cellphone in home that day, I've picked up Paul's cellphone, because thanks to Paul it was on my reach, I've started to type 911 in secret, and the guy was really pissed off, but he said "nonono We can call other people we are always around here" and he entered the van like he was Sonic the Hedgehog himself, and hit the pedals so hard that the tires were almost exploding, right behind it there comes the police, At this point I didn't eved called 911, it was the typing screen, so we believe that the police at some point noticed that the van was after us and decided to check it out, we live in a kinda small city everyone knows everyone.

And you can imagine Gustav somehow STILL didn't knew what was going on, he yelled at us "THAT WAS OUR FUCKING CHANCE IN LIFE" yup we saved his life and that's what we get, Paul was soo pissed off that he slapped Gustav in the face and yelled back "ARE YOU DUMB OR JUST FUCKING SPECIAL? THAT GUY WAS TRYING TO KIDNAP US YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!!" seriously you could feel the anger in Paul's when he yelled, in other hand Gustav was like,

(Insert fax machine sound here) " uugh wai... HOLY SHIT" I gave Paul's cellphone back. (we walked so much that was almost 8:20 pm I didn't wanted Sonic know where we live)

as we live relativelly right next to each other, we went home as fast as we could, split up on the last street, and when everyone was home we started a discord call, just to make sure was everyone in a single piece, and me and my 'brother' still need to thank the fake father sergeant, and the police.

Today we tell this story as a joke like " I've ran so fast that the van guy would be proud" but at the time, that was terrifying, so Sonic the Van Guy if you're reading this go f*** yourself.