Friend Devil

I said get naked!!!!

Lucifer: oh hello, what's going on there Mazakin

Mazakin: wanna watch, just some human I found at a place called a night-steal, human's go there to get stolen all the time...

Lucifer: urh Mazakin, I'm sure you mean Nightclub not Night-steal and humans go there to have f..u..n.

Mazakin: oh, you sure cause I thought...

Lucifer: Yhh no, um anyways I have a job for you.

Mazakin: really now, but I was just gonna cut of that sausage in between his legs to see if milk comes out just like we did that cow yesterday, human's are very interesting.

Lucifer: I'm sure but you can have him stuffed up after the job ohk

Mazakin: ohk fine, what do you want me to do now oh great evil lord, grab some peanut butter from in between human's butt cheeks or hunt another female mortal for our tonight show.

Lucifer: definitely the latter but I want you to go on a demon to demon hunt across the city to make sure there aren't anymore demons hanging around aside from you.

Mazakin: but there aren't anymore demons my Lord, you had me wipe all of them out last summer remember, honestly though you should have had me fuck all of them on a massive scale.

Lucifer: yes i know that but I just so happen to run into Champion last night

Mazakin: what!!, that traitor, oh my Lord you should have called upon me and I would have sent him back to hell.

Lucifer: I know that Mazakin but I did that myself.

Mazakin: really, how...

Lucifer: I casted an enchantment on him, don't really know where but...

Mazakin; really wow my lord, you vowed never to use that again...

Lucifer: I vowed not to use Hexes anymore not enchantments

Mazakin: Yes my lord forgive me my lord.

Lucifer: anyways Mazakin call me Lucifer, we're not in Hell anymore

Mazakin: ohk my Lord...I mean Lucifer

Lucifer: don't worry you'll get used to it, you know you really are my favorite demon from Hell...

Mazakin: really Lord... urh Lucifer, we'll then I'll get back to work then.

Lucifer: now that that's settled I suppose you want to know more about me and probably Mazakin their fucked up Readers and yh I am breaking the forth wall by talking to you guys, just look at me as the Deadpool from hell and more fucked up around here, question one yes I am yours truely Lucifer MorningStar thee most gorgeous being on this earth aside from Chris Hemsworth as Thor from DC um I mean Marvel Studio's 😅, Prince from Li...

Narrator: Hell

Lucifer: what no, why are you here again, aren't you supposed to be at the end of my stories huh and not messing with my readers head about me...

Narrator: sorry it's just that you're stealing my Job as the narrator of this story and ...

Lucifer: huh fine, go ahead, I won't judge your small penis

Narrator: What!!!🤨

Lucifer: What!!!😈😅😈...

(Mazakin is a Demon from hell incase you were wondering, thee strongest actually)

Lucifer: ohk Narrator I think they get, they're smart.