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Doing What I Want, Where I Want

A man was scrolling through some forums for some fanfics, he found them and something more.

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Starting my adventure with problems

Walking up the steps of the royal palace to the doors, which should, in all honesty, be called gates with how big they are. not a single guard stopped my ascent up the steps with Jeff at all, because of the concept that Jeff and I came up with during our walk and talk, the removal concept. This concept can 'remove' anything, so I removed Jeffs and my own presence, so we could just walk by everyone.

Not long after entering the palace, I was lost in the never-ending hallways.

"You know, I feel like building an Empire" I said to the mini tree in my arm. Jeff just wiggles his little branches in an odd pattern that I was starting to understand.

"Why? Well I guess just because I can, really" was my answer to his question, but just after I finished talking, he started to wiggle again.

"Well, I'm going to start my empire a bit later, maybe when I have a planet with some people living on it" I said, stating the obvious while Jeff just pointed in another direction.

After what seemed like hours, I finally came upon a huge room with a large bed in the middle with a dresser and mirror to the side with some weird holo pictures hung up around the room, which I mostly ignored.

While Placing Jeff on the bedside table, I sat down on the bed and stopped to feel the softness of the neatly decorated sheets on the bed.

"Ya know, I'm a pretty heavy sleeper even if I don't need to sleep any more. I want to see if I can actually get some shut-eye, maybe you should too?" I said after fixing my position on the bed so I could rest my head on the incredibly fluffy pillow.

...

I started to wake up after my small nap, opening my eyes to look at Jeff who had slightly darker leaves than before. I slowly got out of bed, picked up Jeff with a yawn which 'woke' him up, which made his leaves started to brighten up a bit.

"Hey Jeff, how are you" Jeff simply replied by making a few signs with his branches telling me that he was doing fine. He soon pointed back to the bed looking as though he had seen a monster, I turned to look at what he was pointing at, but I wasn't ready for the sight that I saw.

I was looking at a half-naked brown-haired, blue-eyed young woman basically strangling one of the pillows to death, before I could see anything else, I was already out of there with Jeff in my arms.

"Where the hell did she come from?" I was panicking, not because of the woman, but because of what I had just realised; Padme wasn't the queen until 32BBY and that's 3 years later than what I had wanted, but it did give me time to build my Empire, which is always good.

Eventually, I weaved through the maze-like palace and made it back outside so I could finally breathe some fresh air while gazing out into the city.

Wandering through the busy streets of Theed, I was starting to think about how to get off of Naboo, 'should I just teleport off or create a ship and fly away, hard decision, it is, now that was a bad Yoda impression' I thought to myself.

I decided to use a ship, simply because I want to fly; so I did exactly that, I created the Supremacy, and for those who don't know what it is, it's the biggest ship in all of Star Wars.

It was 13 kilometres long with a wingspan of 60 kilometres, big enough to hold multiple Star destroyers, but that's not all, it has its own Starfighter production line, refinery's, training grounds, labs, factory's and just about everything you could ever need.

But there was one tiny, little thing that I forgot about, I didn't remove its presence when I created it, so everybody looked up at the monster of a ship and almost immediately started to run and scream.

I quickly teleported on top of it and erased its presence, after waiting a few minutes just in case they decided that they wanted to fly a few fighters up here to check things out before I finally teleported inside of my ship.

I found myself standing in front of the throne that Snoke sat on, so instead of the big throne, I replaced it with an extremely comfortable sofa couch, which I simply sat down on while resting my head on the adjustable headrest.

"Hey Jeff, how do we fly this thing?" I questioned, already knowing what his answer was, but I asked anyway, he just shrugged at me, so I started to think of ways to actually get this thing moving.

After a few seconds I created a couple of new concepts; technology and knowledge, even though the last one won't be needed, but the Super Intelligent Sentient Artificial Intelligence or S.I.S.A.I for short will run the entire ship because I'm too lazy to try and fly a ship that needs at (I removed a) minimum, 100,000 highly trained people to even operate, so I took the smart route and made something to run the ship for me instead.

"Alright S.I.S.A.I, send us in a direction that won't result in my ship flying at the speed of light into a star or planet" I asked, but instead of flying out of the system at light speed; nothing responded at all, then I remembered that my presence was removed, so I quickly stopped removing it and asked the same question but I was met with an error instead.

"Master, it seems that we don't have any fuel to jump to light speed" replied the polite and calm voice of S.I.S.A.I. When I heard the problem, I facepalmed myself faster than the speed of sound because of how stupid I was, I added electricity but no fuel or anything to actually move the damn ship, so I created some fuel for the ship and added the loop concept so it won't ever run out.

"Ok now that that problem is over, ahem, please set a random course and jump to light speed" not long after I finished saying those words, we jumped into hyperspace.

Another problem popped up, which was that I didn't get to see us jump because; first, the couch is facing the wrong way and second, there are giant red curtains covering the windows. adding some wheels on to the bottom of the couch fixed the position problem, but I couldn't be bothered to just move the curtains, so I just removed them from existence and once I did that I was met with a beautiful sight of swirling blues and blacks, speeding around in a cylindrical fashion ending with a bright light.

"So how long until we reach our destination, S.I.S.A.I?" I asked the A.I, wanting to start my empire as soon as possible.

"We will arrive at our destination in approximately 7 hours" the A.I curtly replied to my question.

I wasn't happy about how long it was going to take, so I created a few new upgrades to the engines and asked the same question again; but before the A.I could answer we had already arrived.

What had greeted me was a planet several times the size of Earth and instead of multiple continents, it only had one giant landmass with huge lakes, forests, deserts and mountain ranges tearing through the sky.

"Master, the scanners have picked up several colonies of sentient species; ranging from several hundred to a few million" while I was happy to know that there is life on the planet, I was curious as to what species they are and if I could conque- I mean 'rule' them... anyway before I teleported down to the planet I picked up Jeff.

I quickly shrunk Jeff's pot to make him a bit easier to carry around and he didn't start making angry signs so I just took it as a sign of acceptance.

After I Teleported down to the planet I appeared about a hundred metres away from an extremely long wall. I started to walk towards the wall hoping to find someone on it, so they could tell me where I was.

After walking for a bit; I finally made it to the wall, but before I could take another step forward an arrow suddenly snapped off of my head. I looked up and saw the surprised face of a... cat girl.

The catgirl had long black hair that was braided to reach the small of her back, she also had bright green eyes that seemed to glow in the dark but that wasn't the strangest thing about her, no that would be the fur that lined her arms and back, almost giving her a feral look, add that and her lightly plated armour with the bow in her hand, she looked like a warrior out for my blood.

She started shouting at me in some random language that I couldn't understand, my answer to this, creating a language concept so that I can learn any language or create any language I want, so I learnt the language the catgirl was shouting at me, she would not shut up.

"Can you please, just shut up!" I shouted back to her and if her surprised expression was anything to go by, she was probably shocked to see someone like me speak their language.

"Can we talk like civilised people?" I asked her hoping that I won't have to nuke her, after we were done shouting at each other, another guard started to come over and just like her, they were of a different species.

"What are you doing in our territory, furless?" Furless, what the hell is a furless?

"Lady, what are you going on about?" She started monologuing which I mostly ignored, but I did find out why she was so aggressive at first.

The 'furless' are basically humans who have been invading the other species because of some god that I could be bothered to remember the name of, but what I did find interesting was that the humans had the least population compared to the others, and yet they controlled more of the continent than any other species, so I was definitely going to look into that.

After a few minutes of monologuing, I teleported behind the group of guards and took a look at the extremely large city behind it, the city had a castle the size of a small town with clean streets while outside, it progressively got worse until it turned into slums that were made of whatever scrap was laying around.

One of the guards tried to attack me with a sword, but I just casually grabbed his arm "Yeet" I said as I proceeded to 'Yeet' him at Mach 5 towards the city, but don't worry about him he'll survive because, the Yeet Concept allows me to completely control whatever I throw, such as the person I Yeeted just a second ago.

The guards behind me had their eyes wide with terror, one of them looked like they had pissed themselves, while muttering something about 'its game over, man' but my focus was on the catgirl, whose eyes sparkled, yes, sparkled like an excited anime character.

"Teach me" she said almost shouting it at me, I didn't want to have an apprentice yet, so I replied in the most honest way I could.

"No, I'm way too lazy to even bother training someone" I said in a completely flat voice with almost no emotion.

"Please, I'll do anything" she was basically pleading with me at this point, fingers clasped together in front while bowing her head as well.

"Even if I put a collar and leash on you?" at this point I was just trying to make her stop, but nothing I did stopped her from continuing.

"yes, even that" there wasn't even an ounce of hesitation laced within her voice.

Now I'm left with two options either; I teleport to the city so, I can get away from the guards questioning me and never see her again or I take her as my collared up kitty cat and teleport to the city so I can still get away from the guards.

My choice was obvious, after all, who's going to clean my ship for me, pfff, not me.