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Doing What I Want, Where I Want

A man was scrolling through some forums for some fanfics, he found them and something more.

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I’m the Devil

Walking towards the city with my brand new pet, whose name is Amila, still gonna call her mittens though. Anyway just as we are about to make it to the city a bunch of people in armour line up in front of me forming a wall.

"what are you doing here furless, and how did you get past the wall?" One of the more, fancily armoured guards said. I ignored him like every other unimportant character I meet.

He started to warn me about not coming any closer, but instead I was more interested in the many ways I could move them out of my way.

He tried to say something else but I interrupted him finally having enough with this nonsense.

"Did you know that this planet is rotating around a giant ball of fire, the planet is also moving and rotating at a pretty fast speed creating its own gravitational pull, now let's say that something isn't affected by the pull of gravity, it would be sent flying off so what I'm trying to say is, bye-bye" I said while giving them a little wave just before they were sent flying away off of the planet.

Mittens face looked shocked and amazed at the same time, something I didn't know was possible until now. She started to rant about when she's going to learn how to do it.

Ignoring all of her questions for now and walking through the gates of the crappy 'outer ring' and its less impressive wall than the one much farther outside.

"Where are we?" I asked my pet wondering what they called this shit hole. She said that it was called Balkres, a weird name but whatever.

Moving through Balkres, I found a lot of homeless and starving people who ran away from me as fast as they could with their scrawny bodies. The houses look to be made from whatever they could find laying around.

Getting closer to the middle ring which was called Tarkres, I'm starting to see a pattern here. This ring looked way better than Balkres, the houses are made from stone and wood with shop and stands scattered around the place. Taking some food from a stand, which the stand owner tried to stop me but he was in orbit before he knew what happened.

Trying to navigate through the number of people on the roads and paths is extremely annoying, so I grabbed Mitten and jumped over the 30-metre wall which was heavily guarded against anything else.

My only guess would be that the rich and powerful live in the highest ring away from the outside world and any harm that could befall them, but now that I'm here things are going to change, probably for the worst but who cares, and it was called Palkres.

I decided to head toward the nearest inn, asking around I found the nearest inn which was closer to a manor than what I thought it would have been, but I'm not arguing.

Walking into the manor, which had a few people scattered about. Walking up to the desk I started to ask about the manor.

"Hello, can I get a room?" I said.

"There is only the exclusive room at the top of the inn" did she call this an inn, lies I tell you.

"How much is it" I said exasperated.

"It isn't a normal room you can buy and it has a reservation already" she really wasn't going to give me the room, so I slammed down a small bag on the desk which was demolished from the weight.

Everyone in the room was now looking at us, a few gasping at the sight. The receptionist slowly opened the bag and her jaw dropped at the amount of gold in the bag, but you might say how could a small bag of gold be jaw-dropping, well it's a spatial bag, a really big spatial bag.

The bag itself had about 1000 tons of gold inside which isn't that much but for these guys, it should be a lot and by the look of the woman's face, I was right.

"Just give me the key" I said while holding out my hand. She numbly nodded and gave me the key to the room.

Walking up the stairs with Mittens obediently trailing behind me, once we reached the top I opened the door and was greeted to an open room with a table with multiple chairs surrounding it and a bit further back is an area that had different types of furniture around a small coffee table. On the left is a hallway with some doors scattered through it, and on the right is a spiral staircase leading up to what I assume is the bedroom.

Moving towards one of the couches in the back and sitting down while putting Jeff on the table in front of me, and I started to think about what I'm going to do now.

I could rule this world as a god, become a hero to the people or really anything I want, but I just want to relax right now play with my new pet for a bit maybe or I could create a TV and watch something for a little while.

I decided to make a few modifications to the room by adding in new and more comfortable furniture and also adding in a TV to a few of the rooms and increasing the durability of everything

Right now I'm sitting down with my pet next to me.

"So when are we going to start training?" she asked, probably impatient about doing nothing.

"You want to train now?" she nodded back, now happy that she could get some training in but before I could say anything, a knock interrupted us and before I could do anything, the door flew off its hinges and into the TV.

"Intruder, you are under-" before he could speak another word he was turned inside out, the man was now a bloody mess, not even the hard steel armour stopped the amount of blood spilling out, the two other guards were scared, one of them vomiting their lunch all over the floor.

"You broke my TV you bastards" I said repairing the TV that had a fucking door sticking out of it, like seriously how did a door, out of everything in the room have to hit the TV, and not only that how did it break it, sure turning the guy inside out was a bit mean, but he broke my TV which had literally every streaming service on it for free.

The guard that didn't vomit grabbed the other guard and started to run away as fast as they could turning back every couple of seconds most likely trying to see if I was following them but I'm far too lazy to bother with a bunch of dumbasses, but an idea suddenly popped in my head.

"Mittens go and finish them and make sure there aren't any witnesses okay" Amilia look shocked at the request.

"Why they didn't do anything" she said almost scared.

"You wanted me to train you, then prove to me that I'm not wasting my time on you, also don't forget to cut out an eye, I will need some proof" after finishing our small talk she quickly ran after them, I wanted the eyes because they couldn't be fake, I took a look at the guard's eyes one of their eyes were brown and the others green, the same species as my pet.

Turning on the TV and looking at the many different streaming services, I decided to watch The Phantom Menace, mostly just to know what will happen when that time comes around, but also to look for any things I might have missed and also that I haven't seen episode 1 in years, no matter how much I want to see Liam Neeson as a Jedi, I just couldn't stomach Jar Jar, It's not that I don't like him it's his pure annoyance which is awful.

After a few more minutes of waiting with Jeff who I think fell asleep after episode 5, my pet came back, her arms dripping with blood, one hand closed around what I could only guess is the eyes I asked for.

"Are they dead?" She nodded, stone-faced "Any witnesses?" She shook her head, still stone-faced.

"Good now go get cleaned up the bath is down the hallway" I said pointing down the hallway, she walked off towards the bath and a few minutes later she came back much cleaner than before.

"where are the eyes?" She held out her hand, opening it to show the two eyes. Grabbing them and examining them I put them on the table in Infront of me.

"Good, come here I'm going to help you a bit" she slowly moved closer to me until I poked her forehead and she slumped down like a sack of potatoes, catching her and gently setting her down on the couch, I watched her, to make sure that the modifications I made wouldn't do anything harmful to her, after all recreating her entire skeletal, skin and muscle structure might have some negative effects on her body and I don't want a pet that cant move now do I.

...

After binging through the prequel and original trilogies, Mittens finally woke up. Groaning while getting up she looked up and saw me looking back.

"Y'know usually the girl is meant to give the lap pillow" she pushed away from me and was sent straight into the fucking TV again, okay maybe multiplying her strength several was my fault, but c'mon did it have to be the TV.

Creating a Control concept, I floated her over to me setting her on the couch while repairing the wall and TV.

"First off, don't try to move until we're outside, and secondly listen to me" I said sternly, not wanting to repair the TV again. She nodded still shocked from the experience of pushing herself into a wall and my TV.

"Ok, what we are going to do is I'm going to give you one of those status reader things, that I learnt about from your memories, then we're going to go outside and see what you can do, probably kill a few more people" she seemed pretty shocked about what I said, I don't know if it was that she would be killing more innocence people or that I could read her mind and memories.

A small orb appears in my hand and I pass it over to Mittens who grabbed it. A screen popped up and was immediately shocked.

Level: 121

Name: Amilia

Race: Savage Kattris

Title: Blessed Servant of Gabriel

Age: 16

Health points: 29000

Magic points: 6000

Stamina points: 46500

Strength: 860

Agility: 1240

Mind: 540

Luck: 930

Not bad, but she will need to learn how to control that new strength of hers.

Grabbing onto the still shocked cat, I teleported to the field that I first teleported to when I came here.

"Alright, now we are going to have you test out your physical capabilities then, we're going to take a trip to that little white cat girl you haven't seen, after all, I need blackmail material" I said pulling out a clipboard with a few different tests written down on it.

"Okay first test is, jump height, go on jump" She snapped out of whatever thought was going through her head and complied to my command like the good little cat she is. She went higher than I expected about 5000 to 6000 metres.

Once she landed she had a face of pure ecstasy, seems like my pet went mad with power already, I sometimes even impress myself.

The next test was 'lifting a really heavy object', who wrote this, anyway I created a rock the size of a small boulder in my open hand, although it's small, it weighs about 500,000 tons, not heavy at all when I really think about it.

Yeeting the boulder over to her, she seemed overly confident if the smile on her face said anything but that soon was replaced with a pained expression the second the ball landed on her, flattening her into the ground. She tried to get the ball up and after a lot of effort, she was able to get the rock above her head to which it, disappeared from her hands.

Up next was a running test called 'gotta go fast' I'm seriously gonna kill whoever wrote this. I made a running track, about 1000 metres long, turning around to look for my pet and found her panting on the ground, her clothes torn and stained then an idea formed in my head, creating a room with some clothes inside and refilling mittens stamina reserves and once everything was in place I called out to her.

"Mittens, go get changed in the room over there and I don't want you complaining about anything, OK" She looked a bit confused at the request but complied anyway.

She came back a few minutes later shyly holding her arm with a small but noticeable blush on her cheeks.

She was wearing tight black leggings with white lines flowing down the side with a sports bra mirroring the style of the leggings. Once she was an arms reach away she started to complain, bad cat.

"Do I have to wear this its a bit tight and--"

"Yes you do have to wear it 'cause I said so and It looks good on you" I said interrupting her and making her blush even more than before.

"Now let's move onto the next test shall we" She nodded and I started to explain what she had to do which wasn't that hard, run as fast as she can until she gets to the end.

I told her to get into a starting position, but she tilted her head in confusion so after explaining she got down on all fours and stuck up her ass giving me a beautiful sight.

Holding up a Fatman that was loaded with a modified mini-nuke, said mini-nuke was is about 100 times stronger than the normal mini-nukes used in fallout. Taking aim at a nearby mountain and pulling the trigger. I kept my eyes on the cat that was about to pounce forward as fast as she could but before I could think of anything else a bright flash of light covered everything in sight, my pet flew down the track at a speed that tor up any trees that were close enough to the occurring shock wave, but the remaining trees including the ones that were already uprooted were all sent flying from the shock wave of the mini-nuke which sent them flying for miles.

I saw Mittens about to be sent flying with all of the other debris, quick teleporting over to her and grabbing onto her waist and pulling her in closer to make sure that she wouldn't be blown away by the 500 kph plus winds, she grabbed onto whatever she could of me as desperately as she could, terrified from the horrific mushroom cloud looming over the world.

After waiting over half an hour, I looked down at the face of Amilia whose face was tightly scrunched together with tear flowing down her cheeks that I don't think that she realises are even there, her arms are still tightly wrapped around me, probably numb at this point.

After a few more seconds she immediately jumps back and starts shouting at me but I already knew what she was going on about. What the hell did I just do? destroy a mountain for what, a fucking starting signal, how stupid, I was reckless and ignorant of those around me, what would have happened to Amilia if I didn't catch her what about Jeff, oh god Jeff.

"We're going back now" I interrupted her endless shouting with a calm almost emotionless voice. She seemed shocked at the change in personality.

"No we are not going back now, look at what you just did! I understand a few guards but you might have just killed thousands of innocents, I'm leaving" she turned around and started to walk away. Don't go.

Teleporting in front of her about to say something but before I could she walked around me and was about to break into a sprint. Grabbing onto her from behind, she started to struggle to get away from me. Please don't leave me.

"Don't go please" My voice was calm but I think even she could tell that something was wrong. She tilted her head to look at me, once she did though her eyes widened, strange, she brought a hand up to my cheek and wiped her thumb across my cheek as gently as she could.

"What's wrong?" she said cautiously almost as if she was scared of what my reply would be. I thought about what she meant and after minutes of silents I came to an answer that I myself didn't think was possible, I'm homesick, after all, who wouldn't be after having everything they could need, a loving family, a well-paying job, plenty of friends and two parents that would do anything for you. If could I might actually give up everything I have just to have them here right now.

"I miss my parents" I said in between sob which eventually broke out into full-on crying. To think that a person with unlimited power couldn't last more than a week without their parents.

She seemed shocked by the answer, but she slowly lowered us to the floor, even as tears were streaming down my cheeks, I'm actually surprised that she hasn't left yet, we've only known each other for less than a day and I'm already crying in her arms, isn't she the pet.

After a few minutes of light hugging and weeping, we got up and dusted ourselves off.

"We are never going to talk about that" I said avoiding eye contact with the cat-girl, while she was nodding in agreement, she closed her eyes and actually feel asleep.

Grabbed her body before she could collapse and teleported back to our room in Palkres. What I saw triggered me to no end, the entire room was completely fine even Jeff was undisturbed, but the fucking TV had a tree sticking out of it, what in the name of me is wrong with this TV, so quicky fixing the damn thing again, I sat down with Mittens in my arms and decided to have a small nap, right after making sure nothing else is going to break my TV.

...

I woke up, to a sight I didn't think I would ever see. Jeff was watching Planet Earth 2, I also felt a blanket made of leaves draped across me and Mittens, who was watching Planet Earth as well. I think she knew I was awake and this is probably the first time she hasn't run away when we're close.

"What is that place?" she seemed curious about Earth, not that surprising this planet might look slightly different from earth but it's completely different in nearly everything except for humans being dicks, no matter the universe humans will always be dicks.

"My home" Mittens looked confused about the prospect of a different planet with life on it, but she accepted it most likely because of what I can do, aka nuking a mountain but I digress.

"You wanna go see that Albino mittens, Mittens" she immediately started nodding. Jeff was still watching Planet Earth so I decided to leave him here.

Leaving the inn I was greeted, to the sight of a destroyed city. Rocks, trees and branches are scattered throughout the city some homes are destroyed and others haven't been touched, really got to get a grip on what I can do.

Walking through the streets that have filled up with people who are still panicking, there were even a few guards beating some people, what a lovely sight to wake up to.

We were walking for about an hour before we finally made it to the church. walking up to the door and opening it slowly, but it had the loudest squeak imaginable, seriously they need to oil this thing before I just remove it.

Once we made it through, we walked down the aisle trying to find a seat that hasn't been taken, we only found one opening at the front and another idea popped into my head.

Teleporting to the seat and before Mittens could even realise what I was doing, I grabbed onto her and pulled her onto my lap shocking the surrounding people some even leaving after they saw I was a 'furless'.

We had to wait for the weird brown sheep looking man to stop his never-ending speech about how we need to pray to the gods so that they could fix the city, dumbasses should just fix it themselves.

After the sheep-man left and most of the attendants as well, a small girl who was the girl I saw in Mitten's memory only a bit older and a few inches taller.

She saw my pet and I'm pretty sure I saw a huge smile but it was kinda hard when there is a waterfall of hair on top of you, I'm starting to regret putting her on my lap, so I tried to get her off but she didn't move, she turned her head to look at me and stuck out her tongue, I was going to say something but the smaller mittens was already in front of us.

"Amilia how are you" has she not noticed me yet or does she only care about Mittens, more Blackmail material.

The two mittens continued talking until I interrupted them.

"Hello there, mini-mittens" She jumped back after hearing my voice, finally noticing me.

She examined my body or as much of it as she could with my pet sitting on top of me. Once she saw my face her eyes widened in horror, I'm not that ugly, am I, Nah.

"Your a furless" she said it like she had just eaten an extremely off lemon from a farm that sells cocaine, that was weirdly specific.

"Well, I'm technically not a furless I just look like one" Clarifying my race to the mini-mittens.

Both of the mittens looked at me with a face that was completely bland. "what just being honest".

Mittens facepalmed but the mini-mittens just looked annoyed at me.

"What are you doing in the furred's capital" she said while pointing a stick with a crystal on the end of it, is that meant to be a weapon? Thinking to myself, I tried to think of a way to not have to yeet her out of a window and after a few second of thinking I had an idea.

"what about we get one of those status ball things and I show you who I am" After a few seconds she agreed to my suggestion and told us that we had to ask the Grand Priest -the sheep-man- for permission to use the status reader in the church.

She scuttled away leaving Mittens and me alone on the front seat with only a few people scattered through the church. After waiting for a bit the mini-mittens and sheep-man came back but unlike last time the sheep-man had an air of arrogance, great.

"So your the Furless that's invaded the capital" He said in a smug tone as if he were my superior. I'm going to show him who's superior, he'll be crying from what I'm going to do to him.

Before I could retort, Mittens who probably knew what I was going to say interrupted me and tried to move this along, I kept my mouth shut just wanting to get this over with.

He led us to the back of the church where he opened a couple of doors which led to a huge metal door that looks like it was recently opened.

"You're lucky that the newest batch of recruits came in just a few days ago or else I wouldn't have let this happen" He said in his smug tone, I was about to retort but Mittens elbowed me to stop me from saying anything again.

We walked to a shining crystal ball that would read my status, I'm not going to lie I was curious as to what it would say my status is but I had a way better idea. He told me to put my hands on the ball and once I did I could hear the gasps around me.

Level: 9+10=21

Name: Gabriel

Title: The Devil

Race: Bow down bitches

Age: Old enough

Health points: Long live me

Magic points: I cast fist

Stamina points: All night baby

Strength: ZA WARUDO

Agility: We don't need legs where were going

Mind: Raises glasses

Luck: Rock, paper, scissors anyone?

Yep, I'm the fucking devil, fuck you, you shit-stained sheep priest, HAHAHAHAHAHA.