AB-Sessed

I wake up on the couch to see the sun shining directly on my eyes. It's no mystery as to what woke me up now.

I look around for any signs of Buff but there is none.

Ugh.

I pull myself up and wobble to the curtains to pull it close so I can go back to sleep once more but something or some people catch my eyes.

I hear the voices first before my eyes adjust to the scene laid out before me.

"We are sexy... 

We are sexier... 

We are the sexiest...

But sorry, you can't have us..." Or I think is the lyrics of their chant.

I just can't understand soldiers and whatever they chant while doing their morning exercises.

But apart from their words now, there is a bright part of each of them that the sun decides to shine directly on...

Their abs.

Their oh so beautiful and perfectly tanned abs.

I could just imagine myself pulling all of them into the room and doing a touch me feel me thingy with it all.