The Great, The Amazing, Monokuma!

"…." After all the gambling at Hyakkaou Private Academy and heading back to the school with Celestia who won a bunch of money and getting her closer to her dream goal, but where as I was sitting in my Studio, staring at this bear who was just munching on chips.

No matter how many times I deleted the email a new one would instantly appear before after more than twenty times of deleting it.

*Gulp* "You know *munch munch* your not dreaming *Gulp* it really is me after all." He said while he kept scarfing down chips even though I don't really know if he really needed to eat anything.

*Inhale* "Haaaa…. Give me one good reason I shouldn't summon up one of my Titans to grab you and chuck you straight to the moon, better yet, give me a reason why I shouldn't turn you into scrap metal…." I said summoning my Yamato Blade as I began to slowly pull it out of its sheath.

"Whoa whoa whoa!!! Easy their big guy, let's not do something you'd regret right!" He says after pushing the chip bag aside as he began to wave his paws around.

"Funny, I don't think I'll regret killing you, right, now…." I say as I completely unsheathed my sword as he began to get all nervous as I could see him sweating.

"Hold it! I'm not Junko's Monokuma, well at least not 'your' Junko's Monokuma who I am under good impression she has no plans of ever creating in the first place!" He went onto explain as I raised an eyebrow as I pointed my blade at him.

"Even if you are not 'her' Monokuma, you are still inherently Monokuma, and you love Despair and love bringing it on anyone you can get your grubby paws on with your killing games." I said as I began to poke him with the tip of my sword.

"Ow! Ow! Stop that! Okay yes I do enjoy doing that sure, but it doesn't mean I have other wants and desires, especially after I heard that my 'creator' wasn't even going to make me! Me! Monokuma! Not existing in a world that has Danganronpa in it! Preposterous! I'm the star of the show! Without me the world is a boring place! And that's why I have decided to team up with you to get back at this version of my creator!" He said after smacking my sword away with plenty of fervor in his voice and fire in his beady little eye while his sinister red eye glowed and even brighter red.

"And how do I know you won't switch sides the second you get a chance huh? You knowing remotely anything of who or what I am and you go switch sides to let her know who I am huh? Killing you would be the much safer option for me to do." I kept poking at him with my sword while he kept smacking it away.

"Then let's make a summoner contract! I mean you can summon whatever you want from worlds you've been to and stuff right? And whatever is summoned to you is bound under contract to not betray its master right? So if I did that then I wouldn't be able to go switch sides unless I risked myself being destroyed as a result!" He said trying to convince me.

"But what do I get out of having you as my summon huh? Your just a sadistic bear with an intelligent AI, that's it, there is no other redeeming qualities besides that." I didn't really see what he could offer me to make it worth my time to keep him alive.

"Oh my sweet Hifumi, or maybe I should call you Iseri or how about your old Code Name of Six? You think I'm just some Despair Bear? Of course not! I'm a high functioning AI robotic bear that has all the possibilities of everything that Junko could possibly ever do in this mishmashed world of yours!" He decided to point out which made my eye twitch as I was getting irritated from what he was saying.

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(N) Iseri is the name he was given after his memories were wiped in his past life, it's also the protagonist's name in his Manga 'Crazy Crazy Love' in case some of your forgot since I only mentioned it once way back at the beginning of all this.

That and he forgot that was his name as we- *GRAB!*

It's breaking! Your breaking me!

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I thought about it for a bit, sure there were some benefits to him helping out as Junko is overwhelmingly intelligent to the point of putting humanity's greatest minds to shame and completely ruining her world in the original Danganronpa timeline, so having someone with just as much intelligence as her and knows what she would do in a world like this to help bring about the greatest despair of all time would be helpful.

However I was very skeptical about him for one reason and one reason alone, I didn't summon him to this world, he forcibly came to this world of his own will so even if I do put him under the summoning contract like I said, I don't know if he knows a hidden loop hole that I am not aware of.

"I wouldn't worry about it too much Hifumi, there aren't any loopholes that he could exploit to get his way around it, so I'd just go for it, besides even if you kill him he's probably going to keep spamming mail to you on your phone to bring him back alive just to keep bugging you more and more." Shinigami decided to chime in with her thoughts on the whole thing.

"And you can't stop him because….?" I decided to ask as Monokuma Chimed in.

"Because since I did go around the whole normal summoning myself I pulled myself into this world of my own will so kicking me out isn't a permanent solution now quit whining about it and make a contract with me!" He said seeming adamant about forming a contract, which now I found odd as to why he really wanted it now.

"It's cause he went around the system so his existence will get noticed by Alaya if he doesn't get a contract soon to which he might be forcibly erased from existence as a result of him not being in this world originally." Shinigami pointed out to which I saw Monokuma begin to visibly heavily sweat when he was called out for the reason for needing a contract.

"Hooo….?" I said before I looked at him as I began to give him a very evil smile.

"Okay, let's make a contract, but if I even catch a whiff of you planning anything, I have several ways to catch Alaya's attention." I said to which he rapidly nodded in return.

*Monokuma Joins the Party!*

"Now then, tell me, what is Junko planning?" I asked him before he began to spill everything he believed Junko was planning to do.

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After hearing everything Monokuma had to say that night I was sitting on top of my roof staring up at the stars while I had a cigarette in my mouth to calm my nerves as I took a deep puff.

"Haaaaa….. Fuck….."