Learning heki

Kelly:we need to get strong fast and reach the noob stage what's the fastest way to do this master kyle?

Kyle:Slow down first you have to understand the power and it is called heki It gives us strength to move our body and daily basic activities but to activate fully use it's power you have to jerk off 69 times to activate it

Kelly:litty

After 69 sessions and activating their heki

Kyle:congratulations you guys have entered the noob stage and getting stronger but every stage is harder then the last and I have been stuck on the sussy final stage for 100000 years and haven't made a breakthrough but you youngsters show more promise and I believe you can surpass me one day

There are three ways to improve your stage first is a dangerous one it is to sniff crack cocaine but it will blow your brains up and is called a demonic art

Second is to accumulate heki through jerking off but it is a slow and tedious process and takes a long time

Third is to fight stronger opponents and take their heki(life force)