Page 2 (Alice POV)

//cw: transphobic and ableist slurs//

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No matter what she'd admit to herself or anyone else Alice was a hopeless romantic. Now this clashed with the irony poisoned nihilistic edgy persona she had built for herself, but nonetheless she wanted love. She found that this was an easier concept on paper than in practice, she had only dated men (specifically self-described chasers) and most of her relationships happened over the internet. And don't get her wrong she knew chasers off 4chan were probably not the best dating pool but… she had a cock, her dating pool wasn't going to be great anyway. So when she came across a post that read "looking for trans friends" she decided to bite.

The post didn't have much information (tho it did say he lived in her part of the country so if things go well…), but it did have a discord she could add, which she did. The chaser "trashbag_minister" (the name being retarded isn't a good sign) quickly responded to her when she said hello…

Tranny Mona Lisa (Alice): "hi"

trashbag_minister: "hello"

trashbag_minister: "how was your day"

Tranny Mona Lisa (Alice): "pretty good"

trashbag_minister: "that's nice! how so?"

Tranny Mona Lisa (Alice): "ig it was jst slow for wrk ya kno"

Tranny Mona Lisa (Alice): "hbu"

trashbag_minister: "uhhhh,, fine. though my roomate invited me to a party that was pretty lame"

Tranny Mona Lisa (Alice): "cool"

trashbag_minister: "what do you do for fun?"

Tranny Mona Lisa (Alice): "nm like to hang w my friends mostly ig"

Tranny Mona Lisa (Alice): "wbu"

And then as tho opening a floodgate he started talking about all the games and shows he liked, he said something about a character named eva he really liked or maybe the show was eva? Alice had a hard time paying attention, she thinks she was aware of alot of the things he mentioned because of some of her agp autist friends (maybe she'd ask Stel or Mar about it later… probably not tho), but like then she tended to tune most of it out. In all honesty tho she respected people like that who just *cared* about things even if it's cringe (and oh god was it fucking cringe) but also like so is everything, so is she and the fucking know it all "who gives a shit" persona she has, she definitely has to give it up to those that love their retarded shit.

After a while Alice realized that this chaser who she had learned was named "Lu" (who the fuck spells it like that) was… different. He didn't seem to fit into any of the groupings of "chaser" she had known before (gay in denial, incel who is settling, wanna be macho man, and of course the honest to goodness girldick lover), he was at least a bit interested in her… she thought. They talked *all* the time, but he has never asked for a picture. It seemed reasonable at this point, as far as she knew the "tranny who wants a chaser friend" and "chaser who wants a tranny friend" were codes for, get to know each other, if you like their personality ask for pictures, and if you're attracted start dating. It's not like she was dying about him not asking or anything (obviously like this guy was kinda born to be a virgin)... she was just curious…

Fuck it they met on *4chan* she was just gonna come out and ask

Tranny Mona Lisa (Alice): "btw are you into me?" 

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then 

trashbag_minister starts typing

then

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he stops typing…