CH 38: Ultimate Gigantosaur the Goat

"I think we might have gone a bit overboard here." Looking at the hill of dismembered corpses, Ego tightened his lips. Eve, standing atop of the small hill, wiped the blood on his bloodthirsty smile and threw away the head in his hand :"You think so?"

"Yup, definitely went overboard." Ego nodded, but Eve simply threw his hands up in excitement, a bright, innocent smile on his beautiful face Asif he hadn't just finished a slaughter fest :"Nah, I think this was just perfect! It was so~ fun! 10 out of 10, we should definitely do it again!"

Crossing his arms, the noiret smiled in amusement :"Of course you would say that. But oh well, I guess you're the insane side for a reason." Causing Eve to giggle cutely as he came to his side :"What gave it away?"

"Your erection when killing them." Even Ego looked weirded out by what he had seen, and that's saying something. Remembering the pleasure when killing them, Eve palmed his crotch, smiling lustfully as he traced his tongue with his nail :"I can't help it~. Feeling their bones get crushed and their flesh tear in my hands while listening to their screams... mmm, the things I would have done to them if I wasn't busy killing them."

Both of them were Alistair's evil sides, but the difference between the two was vast. To put it into perspective, Devotion was the side that would get things done without letting a single innocent get hurt (neutral good), Null would get things done while trying to not get innocent people harmed but wouldn't go out of his way to ensure they were safe (true neutral), and Ego would perhaps go out of his way to hurt some people and cause havoc while mainly trying to get the job done (neutral evil).

But Eve? Unlike Ego who's priority was getting the job done, Eve's priority was inflicting chaos and suffering while maybe, just maybe going out of his way to get the job done (chaotic evil). For him, the job was optional, while hurting, killing, chaos and causing sufferings was the priority. It was obvious with how he completely disregarded Drakken and Shego to just kill and kill the poor henchmen.

He was Alistair's insanity for a reason.

He was the part of the intact Alistair that said :"I'll fuck your mom!" He was the side that would come out in online games curse someone's entire family bloodline. He was the side that Alistair held back from letting out racial slurs. He was the "fuck it, what could go wrong" side. He was the one that would actually find cursed tags such as amputation, death and torture actually appealing. And Alistair hated him for it.

Ego wouldn't lie, although he disliked not finishing the job immediately, —since he was the calculative type of villain— he did find Eve's acts amusing. Even if not as messed up as the cutie, he was still Alistair's evil side after all. He didn't want to find out what he would do if he left him alone with all the "beautiful art" Eve had created though.

"Alright, let's get this over with." With a hand on Eve's back, he pushed him forward. Eliciting a disappointed coo from the beauty :"But I wanted to fu-" Ego quickly interrupted :"Please don't finish that sentence, alright? I think our poor viewers have had enough already."

Stopping momentarily, he let the red energy concentrate on his hand before he shot it at the corpses, vaporizing them all before they continued.

"Aww..." He pouted, before walking himself with a smile :"Alright, but only because you asked nicely and I love you." Earning a smile :"I love you too, Eve." Before Eve's smile turned lecherous as he suddenly grabbed Ego's firm ass, making him flinch :"Oh? Then what do you say we-"

"No. Now let's get this over with already." Ego grumbled, pulling away the hand on his ass and dragging the disappointed beauty away :"Aww, you're so boring."

Rolling his eyes, Ego checked him up and down :"So why that appearance anyway? Why so feminine?"

"Hm? Ooh, well, the handsome hunk would get boring if there were any more. So I thought I'd make my appearance different too! Do you like it?"

"Looks pleasing to the eyes, that I'll admit. But what do you mean with that first part?"

"It's true! Think about it, there are already three extremely handsome guys in our little group. Anymore and it would become cliche."

"Really?"

"Of course. There's the extremely handsome gentle prince AKA Devotion, the extremely handsome haughty CEO AKA Null, and the extremely handsome bad boy AKA you. I thought that since I'm so wild mentally, I'd make my appearance interesting too!"

"*Shrugging* Fair enough, I guess."

*Boom!"

Suddenly, the ground shook. Letting go of Eve, they got ready to fight. Though Eve looked a lot more excited, the insane type of excitement :"Oh, oh! Are there more toys?! Are there?! Are there?! Please tell me there are!"

The noiret cracked his fingers :"Only one way to find out." Smirking as they both sprinted towards where the sound came from. Entering a giant open space, they saw a giant robot with green energy coursing through it.

Drakken's excited laughter came from within :"Yes, it works! My machine works! And with this device empowering it, there's nothing that can stop my doomsday device!"

"Are you sure about that?" Eve flashed a toothy smile, earning Drakken's attention :"Who're you?" His predatory smile turned friendly for a moment :"Oh, right, first time meeting. I'm Eve, Alistair's insane and impulsive side! Nice to meetcha!"

Shego :"I've got a bad feeling about her, doc. She screams crazy."

Eve, smiling :"Oh, I'm actually a guy. Sorry if it's confusing."

Shego :"Wait, what? You're a... guy? What?"

Drakken, frowning :"Right, how does that work? You don't look like a guy at all!"

Eve :"Well... uh... biology, I guess. I mean, I've got a dick and all! Don't know what more proof there is to me being a guy."

Drakken :"N-no, that's not- oh, forget it! Who cares about your gender and how many of you are there?! I'll just get rid of you all!"

Ego smirked :"Again, don't count on that. Let's roll!" Turning back into Remix, they fused into one before snickering :"And I was worried about when would be the suitable time to let this fella get an appearance!" With a bright red light, he transformed.

"Gigantosaur!" The 12 feet (3.65m) tall humanoid dinosaur roared, smirking at the robot :"Now let's throw hands!"

"Bring it on!"

As he ran at the robot, missiles and explosives were fired. Shielding himself with his arms, Gigantosaur got close enough for melee. The robot threw a punch, but he dodged to deliver a punch, sending it back before punching it several times.

"Punch! Punch, damn it!" Shego urged inside of the shaking robot, earning a glare :"I would if you stopped rushing me!" Earning a glare himself :"Rushing you?! We're getting our asses kicked in your so-called doomsday device! Ugh!"

She kept herself up by grabbing somewhere. Seeing Gigantosaur delivering hit after hit without Drakken being able to fight back, she grit her teeth and pushed him aside :"Pull over, I'll take care of this!"

True to her words, she landed a blow to Gigantosaur's guts immediately. Managing to stun him before headbutting him. Groaning as he shook his aching head, the robot grabbed his tail before throwing him away.

As the giant got up, rubbing his head, he heard Shego's smug voice :"Sorry, but this robot wasn't built just for hand to hand combat!" The arms of the robot began to glow, the green energy focusing on the arms before beams of green energy were fired at him.

"Ah, shit." He cursed before punching the ground to make it rise. Making a makeshift shield, just to block their sight, he quickly leapt aside as the energy vaporized the rock. His eyebrows shot up at the damage :"Damn, definitely don't wanna get hit by that."

As the beams moved to him, the sleek armor shielding him moved to cover his body. "Ugh!!" Gigantosaur groaned at the power of the beam empowered by a piece of Potis Altiare, which was powerful enough to send him sliding back more and more. If not for Techtrix covering him, he was sure it would hurt.

"Hahahaha, how about you block that?! Sorry, but I'd rather bring guns to a fight with a monster like you!" Shego laughed, controlling the Techtrix to empower its armor mode, Gigantosaur smirked :"Guns?! I don't need guns! I —am— the guns!!" And slammed the Nemetrix symbol on his chest.

The red light coursed from the Nemetrix to his entire body, changing wherever it passed to green from brown and enveloping him in dark blue armor, and bringing out one of the goat himself :"Ultimate Gigantosaur!!"

His struggling against the beams of energy almost disappeared as he grinned :"You wanna have a battle of firearms?! Then you've picked the wrong guy to mess with!"

Techtrix glowed red, before the beams were absorbed into it. It would be amusing to think Alistair hadn't built a device to absorb energy and absorb it into the Techtrix. A few moments later, the beams of energy stopped, confusing Shego :"W-what the?! Hey, doc, what happened?!"

"Oh, uhh..." Drakken smiled awkwardly :"Well, that thing empowering this robot has a lot of energy, but well... the container... may or may not be able to harvest and use it all... hehehehe..."

Shego looked at him speechlessly, before groaning when she saw Ultimate Gigantosaur's hands turn into organic machines :"I fucking hate this job sometimes..."

Missile after missile was shot out of Ultimate Gigantosaur's changed hands, crashing into the robot that shielded itself and exploding. Causing it to be sent back flying, with the front exploding open.

"Oh, yeah!" He threw gang signs when his hands turned back :"This is why this ultimate alien's the goat! THE GOAT~!!" Before laughing hysterically at himself :"Man, I'm so fucking stupid hahahaha! Haaah, alright, let's finish what I'm here for."

(A/N: Clarification, when not separated, Eve's insanity is part of Ego. But because he's not separate, Ego has a lot of restraints on himself.)

Walking towards the fallen robot with the passed out villains inside, he ripped out the place holding the Potis Altiare piece and transformed back after taking it :"And that's just about it."

Before dodging when a hand clad in green energy attacked him. "You're a feisty one, aren't you?" He chuckled as he dodged back and forth, before jumping away from Shego who glared :"And you're a lot harder to deal with than I expected!"

Ego chuckled :"Correction, impossible to deal with. Hey, can I ask you something real quick?" Shego was silent for a moment, but beckoned him to go on with an upward nod :"Are you willing to work for me?"

She grew genuinely surprised, raising an eyebrow :"Work for you? Me? For you? You do realize that I'm a villain and you're a hero, right? That's not how it works? Why do you even ask?"

"Simple, I see potential in you. And believe me, it's wasted with incompetent bosses like him. Think about it! When has any plan worked out with him? Everything had failed because it either didn't work out right, or somebody got in the way. When has he ever succeeded? When has he appreciated your competence?

But with me? You've already seen what I can do. For fuck's sake, I —just— bodied the single doomsday device he has managed to build after so long of being a villain. If he can be called one, that is.

Just think about what —you— can achieve with an actual boss. Shego, your potential is wasted with these kinds of people. Join me, and I'll have you reach heights you wouldn't be able to imagine in your dreams."

Raising a hand for her to shake, he smirked :"What do you say? I'm pretty sure the salary I'll provide will be a lot more than a jobless fool like him too."

Looking at his hand, Shego looked thoughtful. His words were moving in her head. He was right, she would appreciate a boss that actually appreciated her worth instead of nagging at her for his own incompetence. However, she wasn't so easy to persuade.

Her eyes moving to his eyes, she smirked as she took on a fighting stance :"How about this, I'll consider it if you manage to beat me without transforming. Since you're so sure about me being worthy of an awesome boss, you shouldn't be just a kid that relies solely on some watch, right?"

Ego stared at her, before chuckling and lowering his hand :"True, fair enough. But I gotta warn you, I'm not gonna go easy on you just because you're a woman." Cracking his fingers, he smiled evilly :"Believe me, gender equality runs through these hands that are rated E for everyone."