EPISODE TWO
EPISODE TWO
As you all know, my beautiful, extravagantly loyal readers with mid personalities and a bunch of stupid rules to make yourselves feel loved, I…. am in a bit of a ruse, some may call that a mistake. Well, to rewind your tiny brains, I was in the cafeteria taking some sweet plans to rescue my beloved cute angel; what a beauty she is. However, I had a headache, flew through weird loopholes of worlds and the next moment I think I’m out of such a disastrous nightmare, I am seeing a naked, is that a thug? Yep, that’s a thug with those teeth which look like they went on an adventure through a drainpipe. Yeah, so a naked thug, my head is bleeding, and everyone is just looking at me with their jaws out like they been bench pressing 500Kg of metals with it. Ughhh look at those jaws, just look at them. Ohh what do we have here, my cute little angel, is that guy holding her hostage? He looks ripped as hell!!(gulp). Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s better to die as a virgin for a cute girl, than to enter the paradise without tasting some sweet cake. Ughh don’t look at me that way, at least I took my chances and you? I guess being a virgin doesn’t look bad on you.
Rewind……
What the hell are you smiling at jerry!! How am I even here, I was falling from weird places and why in the world are you naked, you stupid pervert!!
Who are you calling a pervert? (The naked thug grins in anger with his fists clenched).
Micheal takes a step back and tries to calm the angry thug with hand signs, as Jerry looks at him weirdly like he just saw a dead person come back to life.
Oh no, who’s a pervert? Certainly not you sir, it’s just a slip. Yes, a slip of tongue …hahaha. My dear friend Jerry, and I would like to take a turn and go find somewhere better to be. We seem to have lost our... (Forcing a smile on his face).
Mama miaa!
Jerry, if you don’t shut your mouth this moment, I promise you the next thing you would be seeing would be my fists (Micheal turning to Jerry with a weird grin smile on)
Gulp…
As I was saying…... Huh?
Jerry rises up and stands in front of Micheal with his arms wide open. He takes a firm stand and fixes his glass on whilst clearing his throat. Jerry later breathes in deeply and screams out Micheal’s name.
Micheal Lurton Calvin!!! Have you forgotten the promise you made on the faithful night of boy’s code?!! Have you forgotten the many push-ups and squats we have cherished all our life for this same moment?! This very moment you are trying to run away from?!
Micheal turns towards his friend with teary eyes and places his fist on his chest. He prostrates with his feet firmly rooted in the ground and turns his glance into a fiery one towards the naked thug who is on the verge of losing his cool. He then screams in response to Jerry’s statement.
No!!!
Do you want to let another pretty girl be harassed in your face without doing anything?! Should our dreams end because we have been beaten once?!
No sir!!
DO YOU WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN?!!!!!
NEVER!!!
THEN TAKE YOUR PLACE AMONG THE PINNACLE OF MEN, SEIZE THE CHANCE YOU HAVE BEFORE YOUR EYES!!! You do remember your code of honor, don’t you?
Micheal put his right palm on the shoulder of Jerry with tears flowing out of his eyes and his head drenched in blood. He smiles and pulls Jerry aside whilst positioning himself to sprint unto the naked thug before them. The gang leader and the girl look confused in amazement for the show before their eyes. Micheal screams his last with his voice reaching the far ends of the street.
IT IS BETTER TO DIE SAVING A CUTE GIRL, THAN TO DIE A VIRGIN!!! Arghhhh!!!!
Blackout……
Pow…pow…...crash … screech…...thud. (Sound systems to help your imagination)
Scene skip.
Jerry and Micheal are seen lying on each other with their faces swollen and their lips burst. They groan in pain as they try to rise from the ground and make their way home.
This…. was worth…... it, Jerry.
It certainly was, Mike…...I think I’m going to puke. Bleurgh.
Ewww, don’t puke on me.
Well, bleurgh……
Jerry!!(Slaps the back of jerry’s head) I said don’t …...bleurgh…… on me.
Why are you puking on me too Micheal?
Shut it, idiot!!
Micheal and Jerry help each other step by step in order to move home faster. They then take a breath when they reach a nearby gaming store. They peek through the glass framed window and watch a showcase of the All-eternal game trailer previewed on their huge led screens. Jerry holds pulls Micheal closer in order to whisper something.
Do you think it was worth it Micheal?
Not really, she had a really big forehead and no buns. Your data was the worst today.
Yes, I agree, I could even see the reflection of the sun from her forehead to your eyes. It was the reason you took in a sweet uppercut from that thug.
You are right Jerry, that girl had the worst hairline I have seen in my life. Although that hairline can’t be compared to
Enora from the All-eternal game. I once had a one-night stand with her in the fourth season of the game but I run away because the curves of her head looked like a dam. Still the reason why I haven’t been laid yet, sigh.
You mean you run away from a game character who’s not yet in the game?
Oh yes, she would be in the game next six years. I forgot they just released this one just this year…... How do I know all this?
How do you know all this Micheal? It’s almost like you know everything in the future and also your lips…. The are, healing?
Huh? My lips are really getting healed Jerry!
It’s almost like the time where you said blast away and the thug got all naked from the strong wind that came, Micheal.
My memories, I think I’m remembering weird things I haven’t been through. What is… Oh no!
Micheal what?
If I’m remembering something, then there’s got to be a…...
A portal appears behind Micheal as he looks at Jerry with a scared face and tries to stretch his arms towards him. Jerry looks shocked as Micheal is being pulled into the portal and tries to pull himself again. Micheal screams in fear as he looks at the astonished face of Jerry and is totally consumed by the portal.
Not this again!!
End of Episode Two.