ASOIAF- The sworn knight, killer of 100 men.

"FUCK, Where am I? As soon as I hit that corner everything just went….blank? No…no that's not right i remember laughing? But not mine? Was it…was it the fucking truck?!?!?! WAS IT TRUCK-KUN!?!?! GODDAMNIT.

As I'm wracking my head around this whole debacle I never notice the presence sitting behind me just looking at me like I'm some piece of nothingness…no more like I'm less then nothing but if that's the case why am I here?

"Ahhhh see now that's a great question you dumbass I've been sitting here waiting on you to finish your meager existential crisis but you took to long so I calmed you down myself, now shut up, sit down and listen we don't have time you have a mission to do and I shall grant 3 boons in return"

"Ugh fine not like I have a choice anyways man, crazy how you power trip me into it but it's cool type shit, what's the mission man I'm ready for my wishes so I can beat these poor souls to oblivion"

"You're mission, should you chose to accept, is to save Elia Martell, prince aegon, princess rhaenys and make sure they are not deposed of by the treachorus lannisters and there dogs amory Lorch and the mountain. They can not die at any cost the future of that world needs this."

As I sit there and think about what he just told me my mind immediately goes to what I should wish for and how I would use it. Clearly I have a objective and if I'm correct in thinking it's probably long term so let's shoo away the thoughts of becoming a lord. I'm a simple person all I need is gold, women and something to drink and smoke.

While I'm thinking I get interrupted by the supreme dic-being. Totally wasn't saying the other thing.

"Yes you were but it's okay, anyways one boon I grant aside from your 4 wishes will be the bestowment of my favorite warrior in any history, he is a man of sheer fucking will, a man of such ferocity that even the demons who were made to hunt him down cower at the meer mention of his hell foresaken name. You shall be the warrior GUTS in you next life"

....LETS FUCKING GO. I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE SOME DUMB SHIT LIKE A SYSTEM BUT THIS GREAT GOD BESTWOED UPON ME SOMETHING I WOILDNT HAVE EVEN THOUGHT OF.

"Thank you, oh great being. I don't know what I've done to deserve this but I will not fail you. As for my wishes I for the power of luck like the character domino from marvel, as for my second wish I would like to start a group of men loyal to me and me only and there experience level on the same level as men such as Eddard stark not to great and not close to bad, as for my 3rd and final wish I ask that you grant me the wealth of a great lord when I get put into the world. I would need to feed and keep up maintenence for my men. "

"Acceptable. Now I will be sending you one week before the sacking of kings landing, you're body there is already acknowledged as a knight by the prince rhaegar himself, you will be placed there the moment he makes you his wife and children's sworn shield. I have given him a vision of a man with the wolf sigil as his mercenary bands sigil will save his familial line and will prosper when or IF he dies during the war"

"As you wish, is there anything else I need to do or just making sure they live is my only mission?"

"Your only perogative is the safety of the royal family everything else doesn't measure to that order. If it needs to be made clearer THEN HEAR ME NOW, I DECLARE A HOLY ORDER YOU SHALL KEEP THEM ALIVE UNTIL THE LONG NIGHT HAS PASSED AND THE HEAT OF THE SUN SHINES VICTORIUS OVER THE BODIES OF THE DEAD"

As he finishes I slowly drift off into the dark comfort of nothingness just to get a slight jolt as I wake up like a sleeping child in a cold body of water "What the fuck was that??? I drink all the time and never had as vivid a dream as that. Shit man maybe I should cool down"