Wake up. Training Bulma.

My eyes snap open and I gasp. I look around and see that we're in a smaller room. Bulma is sitting next to my new bed, asleep. I just stare. I actually survived and beat that monstrous rapey Red Ribbon Army douche. I sigh, and then hear Bulma stirring. I look at her as she wakes up.

Her eyes similarly snap open and grabs my hand "Oh my Kami you are actually okay! I thought you wouldn't wake up! You've been asleep for 2 days!" I just scratch the back of my head nervously. "Sorry." I mutter.

"Why the hell are you sorry?! You saved both me and Goku from a bunch of evil bastards! How can you be sorry! I should be sorry! I definitely shouldn't have left west city! I was terrified! When that big pink haired dude came into the house I couldn't even breathe. I was useless and couldn't do anything!"

I put my two fingers together and poke her on the forehead. She stops rambling and I say, "Would you like me to teach you martial arts?"

She blushes, clearly having a fantasy.

I smile at her with my Itachi Uchiha looking face, and then say, "Okay then, we start today. first thing we need to do is make sure you can use your full range of motion. So that means lots of stretching. Can you do the splits at least?"

She grins happily. "You're looking at west-city-high's best gymnastics student! I'm not just a big brain you know."

I nod, "Alrighty, then I guess I can teach you how to throw a punch and kick properly."

We go outside and I notice we are in a different capsule house. One much smaller. "When did we switch houses?"

She blushes in embarrassment. "I realized that we would be attacked by bandits again if I were to put something so expensive out in the open. So I dragged you and Goku into a different, smaller capsule house."

I nod, and smile at her. "That was smart, now let's make you strong and you'll be the whole package."

She grins. "The whole package? I'm already the whole package, Just need to add the collectors edition bonus! Kung-Fu Fighting Bulma Briefs! now with more badass!" We both start laughing.

When we finish laughing I get into serious teaching mode. "First thing you need to know about my martial arts, is that I am not a great master. I'm not going to be able to teach you anything past what I've learned. What I'm going to do is teach you the best method of body strengthening and when you are strong enough, I will jump start your chi. I unlocked my chi the hard way, by using internal Ki and fighting. What you need to know is that Ki and Chi are different forms of the same thing. Ki starts raw and unfocused and involves the muscles. Chi is the breath of the world. You breathe in Chi and take it into yourself and turn it into your own Ki. You use your Ki you strengthen yourself and exude it as Chi back into the world." I explain

"So Ki is Chi when it's inside you and in use by a person? Chi is Ki when it's outside and interacting with the outside world?" Bulma proposes Hypothetically.

"Yes that's exactly right! wow, you simplified that really well. I guess you're a genius after all." I grin at her. and she smiles

I continue to teach her how to throw punches, kicks, breathing techniques.

"Thank you Tachi! This was a great lesson." She says, panting on the ground, desperately trying to get into a lotus position to use the breathing technique I taught her to recover her energy.

Which is really doing some interesting things to her chest.

"You're welcome." I grin. "I guess I have to reintroduce myself now that I trust you."

Guess I'm doing this. Since I look like him, and even have his sharingan, I might as well.

"My full name is Itachi Uchiha. Last of my clan, and the fastest improving martial artist you'll ever meet!"