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Alexander The Great...

Just Read The Damn Book Sis, You Know Damn Well It's A Banger... WARNING: Contains sexual content, vulgar language, and gay shit... Two childhood friends have fallen in love, battling judgment, Challenges and all of the above, not only that, but the 2 boys find out the other boys father is not what he seems, which leads one of them finding out who he truly is, but the blackwoods killer is still out there, with a twist, hes been out there and is willing to kill again, and so he tries, The two childhood friends have to find a way to stop him, before Its too late, one of them still struggle with the fact of what they are, and try to hide it, only for him to expose his idenity to the wrong peson, causing chaos, as hes found out what he truly is, he then learns that hepredict only one who can preedict the future hense his vivid dreams, what will they do? yes the story will be chaotic since I really don't know what to make it, but hey if you like reading gay fan fics at 1am like my boy Bernie Sanders than welcome.

Booty_juicy_1468 · LGBT+
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Terrorize

Sorry this will be kind of a short chapter since I'm over at a friends currently eating ramen noodles, yea it is the spicy kind, and chicken flavored, but anyway enjoy!!

Alex-

"Hello? Who's this?" Tyler said, looking anxious as ever, "oh, haha I didn't think it was you, said unknown caller so"...

Who was this man talking to? I got out my phone to send him a little text.

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3:50pm

Daddy Ty 🥵: Dude, my moms freaking out over a dead rat lying on the floor.

Me: Oop, Blackwood? 😭😭😭

Daddy Ty 🥵: Pretty much.

Me: Not to laugh but like, how'd y'all find my dead body lying on the floor, I know I look like a rat and all but damn, harsh?

Daddy Ty 🥵: You're so hilarious I almost forgot to laugh... 😤

12:15

Me: THAT BETTER NOT BE SOME SIDE HOE ISTG IF IT IS!

Daddy Ty 🥵 Typing: (•••)

Daddy Ty 🥵: It fs is a side hoe,

And Her name is Dad.

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" Yeah we're getting ready for bed right now, don't worry, I and Alex are kinda sharing one though, do you guys have the blow-up mattress by any chance?" Ty said.

'Please say no side hoe named dad' I thought to myself.

"Dang, well I assure you there will be no sinning tonight, guaranteed, and if there was any funny business going on id make sure not to impregnate him" Tyler narrowed his eyes at me sticking his middle finger out.

Tyler -

"Yep, alright good night dad, love you too" I hung up and almost beat the shit out of Alex that was blowing up the cell during my phone call.

"So who was that side hoe named dad??" He said pouting.

"Dude it was my dad, no joke, he got a new phone along with a new number. Don't worry I won't cheat on you. Not yet" I said playfully, "and by not yet I mean never, since we're not a thing and all."

"Yeah yeah I get it, still can't accept the fact I'm madly in love with you?" He said, my heart skipping a beat.

"You know every time you mention that I get this funny feeling in my balls and I just can't figure out why."

"Oh really now? What do I have to be Doctor Dre and search your (Eminem's) anal cavity?" He said cackling.

"How does my anus have to do anything with my balls? I'm highly confused sir" I say with an unusual look, As I raised my eyebrows to the left.

"You know I can hear you guys through these thin walls right? Kinda gross considering my girlfriends right here! Next to me, listening" I could hear my sister scream.

"It's just casual boy stuff Alison you wouldn't understand!!" Alex shouted back.

'Casual' my ass I thought, nothing casual about two guys talking about rectal exams but alright kid.

"Yeah! You wouldn't understand!" I also shouted back.

"So Alex, Since the walls are so thin I think we should head our ignorant asses to bed," I said.

"Yeah we should, I just got less horny over the thought, my boner shrank and it's not because of the cold weather either."

"Well, speaking of the weather being cold we should probably find a couple of more blankets considering we only have one," I say, walking towards my drawers.

I grabbed 3 blankets and made my way back to bed where Alex was lying.

"Since it's cold, do you think we could maybe cuddle?" Alex said visibly blushing, 'fine' I thought to myself.

Wrapping my arms around his waist pulling him in close, his face only a couple of inches from mine " I hate you" I spat.

"And I love you desperately Ty." He replied with a grin nuzzling his face into my neck, making me shiver within.

"Night..." I quietly mumbled while dozing to sleep.

4 hours later

"Ty wake up! Ty!!" I heard Alex yell out while shaking me back and forth...

"W-what, what's wrong Alex?" I said back, waking myself up from my timely slumber.

"I heard something downstairs, and I'm pretty sure it isn't any of your family members either, sounded like... Glass breaking." He replied visibly shaking.

"Dude chill the fuck out and go back to bed, there's nothing hap-"

I suddenly heard glass shatter, "what the fuck was that?" I scoot closer to him, "there is something in the house ty".

" Yeah no shit Sherlock, I just heard the glass," I say...

"We should go check It out, don't you think?" He said.

"Yeah, that's probably the whitest thing I've heard you say... Ever.." 

I roll my eyes giving him a non-shalont look at the word No.

"It's just probably my cat knocking over some vase or something," I say quietly whispering trying not to wake up the rest.

"Let's just go back to bed, alright?"

Alex-

"Fine, but if something else breaks I'm going down there regardless with or without you," I say flaring my nostrils.

I lay my head back down getting Cozy, 

As Tyler wraps his arms around me once more "don't get used to this." He mentions.

"Too late, You're already becoming my future baby daddy" laughing.

** LOUD CRASH **

"Okay that's it, I'm going down there, with or without." I say leaping out of bed, "Wait wait, I'm coming, I'm kind of scared to be alone no cap."

"Understandable, if I was you id probably be scared too" I cackle.

"This isn't a time for funny business, there is probably Blackwood serial killer down there gutting my family as we speak." He replied

"And what's your favorite scary movie?" I say wiggling my eyebrows up and down

"Very funny Alex, I might just have to beat your ass for that one" he sighs.

"Not if I Beat your ass first Norton, Now let's go before check it out before it gets any creepier than it already fucking is."

As Tyler and I made our way down the steps we could see shattered glass lying over the kitchen tile "well that's not good" Tyler screeched.

"We're gonna die," I say in response.

"Please don't mention death when there could be a masked murderer in here as we speak" Tyler spoke.

"Well, someone has to turn on the lights, because I am sure as fuck ain't. You know how far away that is?" I said.

"Dude you have two legs."

"And you don't?" I say laughing.

"All hail the cripple" I bow down on one knee.

"We need to be fricking serious Alex, what if there really is a serial killer? And he is just casually murdering my family as we speak?" Ty says.

Suddenly the lights shot on, and there was a dingy figure standing in the corner of the 4 walls.

"Bro..do you see what I see?" I stood in fear slowly stepping back, "Yeah bro.." He said in response stepping back with me..