23 things to do before I die

----- one year later - 516th anniversary of the defeat of the demon king

"Come on, my darling. You still won't tell me what you want from me. You've been doing whatever I order you to do for a year just because of this one request."

"Hmmh"

"Come on, my sweet boy. If you keep making your mouth like this, you'll have a crooked mouth in the future."

"I still won't tell you. It hasn't been a year yet. A little more patience and you'll know what I want."

"If you don't want to tell me, you deserve it. I order you, Elena, my son, to tell me what you want from me when you win the bet."

Ahhh, is she kidding? It's called cheating. Tricky, shameless, busty, cruel woman! I didn't have a specific request in mind.

You want to know what I want? Hehehe, you asked for it yourself.

"I...I...want to marry you!"

Elena, her cheeks flushed and tugging at the corners of her dress, looked at her son who answered her and started laughing.

"Puffft ahaha, you want me to marry you. Hahaha "

"Ahh don't laugh at me"

"Ahaha, okay, I won't laugh. Pufft... Ahem. I'm sorry, but I can't marry you, sweet boy. Because it's forbidden for mothers and sons to marry in this country. Besides, I'm already married. And most importantly, you're still a child that I breastfeed every day. "

Kahh, I was rejected by a woman for the first time. Speaking of which, last year I realized what it's really like to be someone's slave.

If my master asks me to do something, it is up to me to do it or not. But if she orders me to do something, I have to do it absolutely. And if she asks me to repeat something over and over again, I have to do it until my master gives me an expression of satisfaction.

For example, last month my mother ordered me to behave and I waited quietly. My mother was talking to our neighbor and she said, "You did a good job." And at that moment I had an idea. To test the idea, I made a noise and disobeyed my mother's order, but the rating in her mind never dropped.

There were a lot of holes in the system like that and I discovered them over the last year. It was a very productive year for me. I wish my mother had been a little more positive about my marriage proposal.

Suddenly my mother rushed forward and pressed me to her warm chest. Before I could ask why she was doing this, she started talking

"If you're serious about marriage, please forget it, Yuto. Marriage is something that happens when people grow up. You'll understand what I mean when you grow up. It's my biggest dream that in the future you'll marry a beautiful girl and bring me lots of grandchildren. You can see it as an order or you can see it as your mother begging you. But remember, the person you marry in the future must be at least as beautiful as me."

" Immh "

Haaaah, I thought something happened when it got serious all of a sudden. It's just a normal motherhood crisis. It's not like I'm really in love with my mom and won't leave the house like a pervert. There are 23 things I have to do before I die.

Speaking of which, to celebrate my rebirth, I found 23 things I wanted to do in this world and made them my future goals. Some goals were as simple as growing hair, some goals were extremely difficult like walking naked down a crowded street. Of course this is just a kind of fun list, I wasn't really going to do everything on the list.

[ Congratulations main mission (loyalty test) completed

Degree of mission completion : SS

Mission reward: spatial storage capability

Extra reward: 85% pain sensation reduction

P.S. I have to admit that you performed better than I expected you to on this mission. I added an extra reward for not seeing a butler cry while sewing. Enjoy]

My mission is finally complete, huh? That's good. Also, 85% reduction in pain sensation is a very good reward. I think with this reward, even if someone stabs me in the shoulder with a sword, I can dislodge the sword and use it to attack him again.

[Congratulations you have a new side quest (23 things to do before die)

Mission content : complete 23 things on your list before you die

Mission progress : hair growth and sleeping on a woman's breasts completed ( 8.7% )

Term of office : none

Quest reward : life time ×100

Duty penalty : none

Mission difficulty : SS

PS: I heard there are 23 things you want to do before you die. Other people think a good butler is a butler without dreams. Prove them wrong]

Holy shit!

Fuck! Fuck!

If I'd known I was going to get a mission like this, I would have made a more sensible list. Fortunately, it's a side quest with no time limit or penalty. It's also not a main quest where I can't get another one without completing one. Let it wait in a corner, maybe I'll do this quest sometime.

[Congratulations you have received a new recurring task (personal cleaning)

Task content: brush your teeth every day, take a shower every day, take care of your hair once a week

Term of office : 6 months

Mission progress : none

Quest reward : magic affinity + 5

Duty penalty : none

Note: One of the absolutely essential things for a butler is personal hygiene and care] 

Oh, another mission. I'm in a good mood today. Wait a minute...

What kind of mission is this? Where the fuck does this system think I live? This is a medieval world, I don't think these people even know what a toothbrush is.