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Adventures of two idiots

Raheem_Ahmadoski · Diễn sinh tác phẩm
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DEATH NOTE

First of all , for the readers who don't know what the death note is .

Death note is a Japanese originated fantasy, where anybody's name written on the death note shall die . But there are also some certain rules guiding it , like the the person has to be on your mind while you're writing the name and some other rules .

Before a death note can be thrown down to earth, a shinigami(messenger of death) must have at least two notes before he can throw the death note down to earth I.e one for him and his "master"

And also let me let you get familiar on one word

it's called "sapa" which means broke or wretched . sapa-gami

Shaggy and Scooby at base discussing

Shaggy: Lets play a game

Scooby: Which game

Shaggy: Question and answer

Scooby: How do you play it ?

Shaggy: I will ask you a question and if your answer is wrong , I will give you three slaps

Scooby: What if I get it ?

Shaggy: hmmmm.., Then I will give you a million Naira

Scooby: (gets very excited) oya, let's play

Shaggy: Who was the first person to play football

Scooby: hmmn, I don't know

Shaggy: Now let me slap you ( slaps Scooby thrice)

Scooby: Aww, my face

Shaggy: Second question, who was the first person to eat biscuit

Scooby: tf! how am I supposed to know

Shaggy: (slaps Scooby thrice again)

Scooby: My black face is turning red

Shaggy: question three, who was the first person to play the play station

Scooby: Nawa o, I don't know

You are asking impossible questions

Shaggy: (slaps Scooby thrice)

Scooby: awww, my face!

Shaggy: Who was the first person to fuck

Scooby: (excited) Adam and eve

Shaggy: ehn ehn, Adam and nutri-c ni

Scooby: Yes na, They were the first couple and earth and they were the first people to reproduce

Shagyy: ( Realises he is right

(soliloquises ) Why was fuck the first thing that popped up on my mind, why can't i say first people to kiss , I would still be slapping him by now )

Scooby: So where's my one million naira

Shaggy: Actually my bad , I didn't expect you to get any of my questions

Scooby: Are you telling me you don't have the one million naira

Shaggy: Bingo! , you got it

Scooby: ooo, why na! did you know how many slaps you gave me

Let me give you just three slaps and we're even

Shaggy: (sights an object coming down from the sky) Scooby look at your back what's that

Scooby: you can't trick me you want me to look back , so you'll run away

I want either my reward money or I slap you

Shaggy:(stands up to see what it was )

You dont even know whether it's the one million that i want to give that just fell from the sky

Shaggy moves close to where the note landed and he discovered it was a note

Scooby: What is that ? , what did you find?

Shaggy: it's one stupid note !

Scooby also moves closer to the book, he saw the label "death note" on it.

Scooby: Ahhh!

Shaggy: What is it (opens the first page of the note, Reads what was written on it) Any name written on this book shall die !

Shaggy:(hisses) this is so fake , how will you just write somebody's name on a note and the person will die

Scooby: Wait , I think it's real , I've heard about something like this before. I think we should try it first.

Shaggy: Ok, which person's name should we try

Scooby: I don't know , who do you hate the most

Shaggy: calm down , let me think .

write President Muhammad buhari

Scooby writes buhari's name on the note

Shaggy: check the news , he's having one speech like that

(Scooby tunes it to the news)

The scene where President Muhammad buhari is having his speech.

President Muhammad buhari: My name is President Muhammad buhari and I am the president of the federal republic of Nigeria

(About to continue with his speech but dues of heart attack)

(Scooby and shaggy after watching the views laugh together)

Shaggy: Thank God, that old guy is dead

Scooby: So who should be kill next

Shaggy: Omo, you're wicked o. let me think

hmmmm.. ehn ehn , let's kill Mallam Audu

Scooby: Who is mallam audu

Shaggy: Ahn ahn , that Mallam that sells bread and egg for us. You know we are owing him nine hundred naira and we haven't paid in like 4 weeks . So let's kill him

Scooby: that's true , let me write his name.

Writes Mallam audu's name on the death note

The scene where Mallam audu is at his shop

Mallam audu singing "Valentine riddim " by doski with his Hausa accent

Mallam audu: Valentine to you

Valentine to me

wetin I go do

For my baby.....

(A customer walks in)

Customer: sir, I want bread and egg

Mallam audu: customer customer , how are you

Customer: I'm good

Mallam audu: How much bread and egg do you want

Customer: three hundred Naira

Mallam audu: Ok , ahh!

Mallam audu slumps and dies of heart attack

Shaggy: So how are we going to know if he's dead

Scooby: Lets call his number

(They dial Mallam audu's phone number and the customer picked it )

Customer: hello, who's this

Shaggy: Who am I talking to , is this Mallam audu

Customer: No, Mallam audu just slumped and he has been rushed to the hospital.

Shaggy ends the call and he starts rejoicing with Scooby

Scooby: oga mi, Haven't you noticed that there's no shinigami with us, there is supposed to be

Shaggy: hmmn. true talk

The shinigami clears his throat to get their attention

shinigami: I'm here

Shaggy and Scooby looks down and sees a short , black , bald-headed shinigami

Shinigami: (looks suprised) Omo, this one no be shinigami na sapa-gami

Scooby: What is your name

Shinigami: shinigami musa

Shaggy: (to the shinigami) where is your own death note

Shinigami: it is here (brings out the death note from his pouch)

Shagyy: Can you pls spilt the note into half for me , I want to use it as my maths note . my dad gave me money for maths note but I have given it to a girl and I don't have maths note

Shinigami: Sorry I can't, why don't you use the one that is with your friend as maths note

Shaggy: That book isn't enough we gotta kill a lot of people .

anybody that annoys us , delete!

as a girl I flirt with you, you call me ugly, delete!

Shinigami: pls, do you have any food that I can eat

Scooby: you see ! , this is sapa-gami not shinigami

Shaggy goes closer to Scooby speaking to him quietly

Shaggy: you know the beans that's inside the pot give it to him then add poison to it , make the poison more than the beans

(Shinigami interrupts)

Shinigami: What are you guys taking about

Shaggy: Actually, I and Scooby are fighting over the beans in the pot but we later decided to give it to you

Shinigami: awwn, that's nice

Scooby serves the shinigami beans , moments later the shinigami complains of stomach ache and dies . Shaggy moves closer to the shinigami to check if he was dead after checking shaggy kicked the shinigami' s head thrice and kicked his leg twice then step on his private part

Shaggy: you are mad ! I told this bastard to split his death note into half for me , he wants to show that he's stingy , Scooby When those trash collectors come around throw his body there since nobody can see the shinigami apart from us.

Shaggy picks up the shinigami's death note , cancels the death from the death note and puts maths there)

Shaggy: Finally...., I have maths note.

DOSKI:

I CAN also continue with the death note special episode caption this:

You know how stupid shaggy can be , so he will actually use the death note as maths note, clearly you can see the death that he canceled but the fact that nobody believes in the death note they didn't notice , but there was somebody who believed in death note , he tried using it , it worked and then he started killing people with it

Will shaggy find out who stole the book or will he be killed ?

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Thank you !