A random person suddenly got infinite power. What will she do with it? Note: I'm just writing this cuz I'm bored... It probably won't be good.
3 years later.
After returning to the Konoha, Naruto went with Jiraiya to train in Mount Myoboku to train in sage mode and the Justus of a Sannin ninja.
Sasuke went and decided to flirt with tsunade cause she is quite a big beauty, and he is mostly thinking with his d*ck.
But before he started flirting with tsunade, he asked tsunade to train sakura as a medic ninja.
Altria and her girls went and stayed in their mansion and lived in a shut-in lifestyle.
The only things the girls did was watch anime, cultivate, and eat.
Even if it is normally unhealthy for growing girls but with the power of cultivation and immense power, there is no side effect with living this lifestyle.
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Present Day
On a luxurious couch, a beauty with blond hair reaching her waist and emerald-green eyes filled with laziness lay asleep on the couch.
A light-blue haired loli with golden eyes was filled with satisfaction as she curled herself in the arms of blond.
This peaceful scene was destroyed when a knock on the door was heard.
*knock* *knock* *knock*
"Hm?"
She woke up as her lazy eyes swept the room to find where the sound came from.
Locking on the door, she walked towards it, still with the loli in her arms, and opened it.
The one knocking the door is another girl with dark blue hair and purple eyes wearing a maid uniform.
"Master, Are you up?"
Altria's sweet yet lazy voice answered the maid.
"Hai~ Hai~, So what's going on?"
The maid pouted as her eyes invertedly looked at the sleeping loli in her master's arms as she answered with a hint of irritation.
"Don't 'what's going on?' with me! You promised to go on a date with me. Did you forget?"
When she said the last part, there was a trace of sadness in her eyes.
Although altria is mostly indifferent to most things but the only things she really care about is her girls, so seeing her sadness, she patted the maid's head and shook her head.
"of course not, I remember. Let's go on that date!"
The maid nodded at her and excitedly went to her room and change her clothes.
Altria looked at the loli in her arms and brought her to Haku while she went on her date.
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Outside the mansion, Altria wore a casual attire. A blue jacket with gold linings on it and a white t-shirt under it, a black shorts that cover her crotch while revealing a pair of beautiful and long legs, lace-up boots and a black cap that makes her overall attire look quite modern.
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She stand outside waiting for her lovely maid as she began thinking of a detailed plan on their date.
'I need an outstanding date for Murasaki-chan… Hm, Traveling the universe? A bit over the top… maybe stargazing? Yes, I got the perfect star. The sun of this world.'
While she thought of this, the maid walked to her as she also wore a casual attire. A purple t-shirt with short sleeves, a long blue skirt covering her legs and only revealing her black shoes and white socks reaching her knees.
"Altria-chan~ I'm ready!"
Hearing this from her maid, she tore the space in front of her which will lead to a perfect place to gaze at a star.
Even though she has more sophisticated means for space travel like opening portals or wormholes, but she though it looks cooler like this.
Maybe she is in her chuuni state?
Holding the Murasaki's hand, she pulled her into the portal and arrived in front of the star.
Although the size of the star isn't too big in comparison to other stars, it still is huge for the natives of the ninja world.
About the size of our sun.
A solid platform of space was then formed when they stepped out of the portal.
Altria had a soft smile as she said to her.
"What do you think? Murasaki-chan~ We're star gazing!"
"A-Altria-chan, Don't you think we're too close to the sun?"
A question was raised by Murasaki with a bit of skepticism.
"We're not going to burn or anything, you're already at the level of [Ancestral God] Realm so a measly star won't hurt you. Plus you know my origin, this 'tiny' star is basically a firefly to me."
The things said by Altria maybe quite OUTRAGEOUS, and many people may say "Who do you think you're!?", but Murasaki has already been used to these OUTRAGEOUS facts.
"Altria-chan, Star gazing isn't literally gazing a star at point blank range. It's looking the star at a far and thinking ourselves on how tiny we are in this universe, or from what I am told."
"Don't mind the details, Let's enjoy our date."
Two chocolate-flavored ice cream appeared as she gave Murasaki one.
(A/N Ice cream may have melted when doing a literal star gazing but don't mind the small details.)
Murasaki leaned on her shoulder as the both of them appreciated the beauty of the star. Even though Altria couldn't understand the beauty of the star but since Murasaki liked it then she would also like it.
After star gazing for a while, the both of them travelled the solar system they're in. who knew there was a world of swords and magic in this solar system?
A god so happen to also guard that world…
In the name of their date, they started killing the 'evil' of that world.
First is the church.
Although the church did heal a lot of people, but the prerequisites is to pay an exorbitant amount of gold in exchange for… a missing limb or a cure to an incurable illness.
So, the couple judged this as 'evil' and started a crusades against the church.
I guess mass genocide is a thing for gods or goddesses… but most of them did it with secrecy or indirectly doing it.
The second target is a kingdom that is in dictatorship which they judged it as…
Ding, Ding, Ding, You guessed it right.
It's 'evil'.
The two mostly twisted the facts in their favor and killed the royal family in the name of justice.
Evil? Yes.
But this is a goddess we're talking about; things are done on their whim.
(A/N No Evil Mc tag… cuz Mc is not technically evil… all she did is in the banner of justice…?)
The last of their target is the god who just so happen to be named "Kazuma".
Arriving at the god's domain, the two of them saw Kazuma hugging a loli who also happen to be named "Megumin".
Many violations occurred in this scene, especially the interdimensional loli protection agency or what most people call the FBI.
No hard feelings but… Kazuma, an advocate for gender-equality is judged as guilty by the goddess.
Quite ironic.
Why?
Because the gender-equality mentality was broken when he was judge guilty by the FBI and the goddess.
He tried pleading for forgiveness as he realized his mistake for touching a loli.
The only one seeing this scene with weird eyes is Murasaki.
'Isn't Aina-chan part of Altria-chan's harem…? Or was Altria-chan too strong for the FBI to arrest??'
Her eyes widen at this thought before shaking the thought out of her head while thinking.
'Bad Murasaki, Bad Murasaki! Don't think of anything bad at Altria-chan!'
Back to Altria, She placed her hand at Kazuma's forehead before uttering the word.
"Hakai!"
This simple word brought great fear towards Kazuma for a split second before he was erased into nothingness.
All traces of his existence was erased, only gods or goddesses who knew him can retain their memories of him while the memory from mortals were erased leaving only confusion.
Maybe watching too much anime increased her chuuni phase…?
With the ending of the date and of Kazuma's existence, megumin mourned for Kazuma for a few minutes before becoming normal.
If Kazuma knew from his grave then he would've been depressed for quite a while but… his existence was completely erased so I guess he doesn't existence anymore?
When Altria and Murasaki left by tearing the space, megumin was surprised as the amount of energy required to even tear a centimeter of space is enormous, not to mention one that can fit the size of a person.
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(A/N I'm back and the Date between Altria and her maid was successful! Cheers for them!!)