This is a diary that you picked up off the street.
Why you picked it up is a complete mystery to me.
Anyways, you have no Idea who's diary this is. It does have some pretty strange things in it though. It's kinda 𝘶𝘯𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤.