The last supply

The Black widow had just sucked off what was left of the wandering fairy that had fluttered over the walls of heaven only to get stuck in the slimy webs of hell. It had been an eon since she last had such a supper and all she cared for after such a feast was to have a peaceful rest which was being hindered by the noises that emanated below.

Fidelia Kilmarnock the nineteen year old inhabitant of hell, stood bravely before Lucifer, panting heavily from the rigors of battle. The incensed heat from hell's flames, seared the continuity of her broken spleen and caused her to groan wittily in agony. Lucifer was pleased with her and he had every reason to. She was his most bad ass yet humorous tenant amidst the valleys of hell.

" Hey big man," she called out and swaggered towards his throne with the might of a warrior. " I told you I was going to win." She added, holding a round entity that was rather unclear for even the devil himself to say what it was in exact.

"Good girl , You have done well." Lucifer said, as he peered at the round object in her hand. He noticed her silence and knew she expected more from him.

" Unapologetically though, I wont be letting you go. Damn my promise. I lied. Hahaha! " He cackled, causing him to gyrate tremendously on his throne of flames.

" God damn it Lucifer! You gave me your words. I worked hard and won. Now let me go!" She barked back at the devil causing Jezebel, his beloved daughter to gawk at her bravery in shock. She couldn't stand there and watch her father getting rubbished by some teenage human.

" Too much guts for a little child. That's why I love this lad so…ouch!," Said Lucifer and clutched the portion of his face where Jezebels slap had caught him.

" Not the face my love. A devil's pride is in his Charming look." said Lucifer as wore a scowl.

" Enough!, Quit the incestuous Bullshit and get one of this moronic angels to fly me up to earth. I got a marriage to attend." Fidelia said, pointing the giant round substance at the duo.

" Oh geez, look at what she's holding it still blinks. Oh My bad, is that a…" Cried Jezebel as her eyes widened in shock.

" Manners! Jezebel. Manners." Said Lucifer and cleared his throat before speaking again.

" Well then Fidelia, no one is holding you. The only help you will be getting is the knowledge that Earth is downwards. I don't stay in a damn pit. Bye." He added, leaving Fidelia with no choice but to commit all over again, what had sent her to hell in the very first place_ manslaughter.

She paused for a while and sauntered across the mass of fogs gaining gradually on Lucifer who gazed at her with a confused smile. When It was certain to her that was out of the fogs and he could see her quite early, she slowly placed her hands in the back pocket of her overly ripped jean trousers and pulled out a silver crucifix. She realized it was not what she had meant to pick and shoved it back in shame as it made her look like some depressed nun.

" Oh No! Put that away, it's burning me. Hohahahah!" Cackled Lucifer and stamped his feet severely in glee as he clutched his stomach in laughter. Even Jezebel had found it funny and joined her father in the charade. " Dad she thinks this is some Stephen Spielberg movie." Said Jezebel as she laughed out hardly.

" I meant to show you this." Fidelia said, flashing towards the duo, a transparent wrap of white powder.

" Jesus! Dad she has your last supply of Cocaine." Jezebel screamed In shock causing Lucifer to quickly flick towards Fidelia with his hands still on his stomach and his face still molded in a mocking grin. He caught the gaze of his last supply of earthly cocaine and his grin was quick to turn wild.

" Give it back!" He roared in a beastly tenor causing the caves of hell to brim in vibration. Fidelia ignored him, raised the large round substance and brought it nearer to the wrap of cocaine In promising union of destruction.

" Oh no dad. I think she plans on shoving your last supply in the prisoners giant scrotum." Said Jezebel as she gawked In shock.

" Don't you dare, I snort that!" Lucifer thundered, causing the Rocks with weak cracks to roll over and crash, Killing one or two unfortunate demons. Fidelia ignored him and brought the two elements even closer. Her face transposed into a smile till It made both father and daughter scared.

" Father. You will bring down every batholith in hell and would still have to snort your Scrocaine from a dead man's balls if you don't do something fast." Jezebel whispered but didn't take her eyes off the ever progressive chemistry between the murky scrotal sack and the last supply which were just inches from getting unified.