Rumbling stomachs and unclad beings

" I think we should get of out here while we can." Stuttered Erica in a deep whisper as she slowly tiptoed towards her friend who was shock by the sight of the obese athletes holding a kilogram of tissue roll.

" He loves to make guys shit huh? Where was the crime to eat all the free food in his false wedding!" Said the leader of the trio and abruptly paused to sooth an ache in his rumbling stomach. It was so loud that people around could unnecessarily hear it. He tried to restrain his self by pressing against his belly but quickly ran off to a nearby hedge of the park, and while everyone was looking at him with their jaws dropped in shock_ offed his height and began to unleash sounds of flatulence that caused many people to look up for the rains. The surrounding was quick to wear a fecal perfume, causing everyone to clutch their nose in disgust. In less than a minute he was back to the feet of Fidelia where they all remained motionless from the unfolding drama.

" Mason…! You did this to us. Me and my guys haven't been able to digest a single strand of pork ever since you did us bad at your quasi wedding. Well guess what Engineer. It's pay back time." He said and called out to his fattest member. " Samoa Bingo! Come over here." He said, giving way for the fattest being present. He was without a shirt and a shot. Wearing just a floral swimmers panties. He hurried forward with his wrangling_ jelly belly that was awful for Fidelia to watch. Not even in hell had she seen anything as awful it. The leader was silent for yet another second as he gazed at a lost looking Mason with resentment. There was silent from the crowd as even the bird in the skies were paused to see what the coming of Samoa Bingo was going to birth.

" Shit in his mouth." He said in a tone as composed as that of kindergarten teacher.

"The content from a stomach so big was not only going to be searing but was going to be much enough to drown the marine engineer in dysentery" Thought Fidelia and quickly sprouted upwards, grabbing up Mason along with her.

" I will be damned. Did that old hag just move like flash's mother?" Said the leader as he moved his Japanese head forward to ascertain he wasn't day dreaming.

" Erica don't just stand there, let's go!" Shouted Fidelia as she stormed away after placing her lover on her shoulder. Erica followed suit leaving the fat trio to gawk at how fast things were getting out of their control. A few minutes of running and Fidelia realized she had no idea where Erica lived, causing her to halt her steps in waiting of her tired and heartbroken friend. " That was a close call." She said as she panted in a tired tone and flashing a fake smile as she did.

" Drop that dude already. Where the hell are you going with him? My house? You have to be nuts old woman." Said Erica in a tone of fury as she knelt on the floor to grasp her breath.

" Oh Erica. They will drown him in poop. Have mercy on my Mason." She said with the young man still laying motionless on her shoulder. He was too much in a shock to make a sound.

" I just met you this morning and I have lost so much and almost loosing my life. Henceforth it's my rules. You either hold on tight to that Garbage and forget about me or vice versa." She said as she stood up and began to hurry away in a clandestine manner that sprouted from exhaustion. Fidelia was quick to imagine what life without someone that understood her was going to be like and she quickly stood up and lay by Mason behind an enclosed redwood before placing a kiss on his lips while he lay looking at her like a Moron.

" I would have you on the most perfects of platters soon." She whispered and hurried after her Friend leaving the semi conscious Engineer to lie in a pulp.

[ Three hours later]

" You know, you could simply take a slippers and wipe me to my death instead of staring at me with so much hate." Said Fidelia with her head tuck towards earth, in guilt.

" Oh really? If hell is such a good place then why did you leave in the first place. I saved for six months to buy that iPhone. Now it's all gone. How do I get a now one? And my life ! What if those fat dudes had crushed me to death?" she said, paused for second and kept on speaking;

" Think about these. I spend the better part of my life trying to transform into the beautiful lady I always wanted to be and then; boom, I get crushed to death and finally get dammed to hell, all because of you! I hate you Fidelia. I really do." She said and began to sob in a bid to ease her pain. She felt even more bad that Fidelia didn't even seem to pay any attention to her. She was engulfed with the breaking news on the TV screen.

" I think you should take a look at the television." Stuttered Fidelia as her eyes widened in shock.