Chapter 34 Dance Battle!

Question Have you ever wanted to be able to imitate the "Madara Dance" and crush an entire army while you dance to the sound of their cries of pain and suffering because... I'm living the dream!

--MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*BLAAAAAM*

I kicked and punched a couple of mobs while laughing maniacally, along with their screams I started my dance.

--Villain Ymir, he's in the house Baby~!

I even created a group of ice showgirls just for annoying, being flanked by an Emo-suke, a Lord Itachi along with about ten faceless mob ice statues stormed the stage.

***

Somewhere in the stands.

--That boy sure knows how to have fun...he's not one of your Eraeser students.

--Yes... although I don't know what those at the top think when they put him as a villain.

Miss Laughter and Eraeser Head watched the show, on one side the Great Orca and her Minions and on the other a cheerful ice monster aka Ymir.

***

In the sand.

--Orca-sama that boy...?

--Yes, it's on another level but let's show him how it's done.

--No, that's not it, Orca-sama...

--So?

--You don't think your steps are good, should we try it too?

--Ummm… maybe?

Big Orca and his Minions began to dance while repelling the students, reminding them of the difference between a student and a professional.

***

--What the hell is happening?

--I don't know Iida-kun but both Kurogane-kun and Great Orca are dancing.

--But are they still crushing us?

--We have to fend them off somehow.

--Kuro-kyon~ and Orca-dono are very strong~ gero~

--Argh...I didn't know Kurogane could dance.

--I! I'll try.

From among a group of frustrated students from class 1-A, a girl with pink skin and black eyes charged at the ice dancers.

--Mine-san!

--Ashido-san!

Mina Ashido charged at Ymir and her chorus girls with a serious expression on her face, pirouetting the athletic girl into a splendid handstand before spinning like a pinwheel and...starting to break dance while shooting acid into the surroundings, melting some Ice Showgirls in the process and injuring some Orca Minions.

--Hey? Is working!

All the test participants watched in horror as the girl in pink managed to hit back at the ice dancers with her own dance, soon more students started a counterattack turning the entire arena into a large violent dance floor.

***

--DANCE BABY~!

After dancing like Trabolta and crushing over half of the survivors as well as quite a few of the Great Orca Minions, we returned to a more normal fight.

My showgirls were destroyed and I ended up being surrounded by Mina Ashido, Uraraka, Tsuyu, Bakugo, Uncle Thing's son, a platypus boy, and the girl with the tentacles, while Kaminari, Midoriya, Shoto, and his new best friend the Bald One fought each other. and with Gran Orca supported by some irrelevant extras. And it's okay I admit it I still haven't fully recovered, lately I've been crazier than usual… Maybe I'm a little frustrated?

--You're done dancing Yuuji-kun~

--Yep~ It was fun but it's time to get serious~ Frozen Throne!

I immediately locked us all in an ice cage, having an Assassin Creed cape, horns and ice claws, I might as well play a demon or the big bad wolf and eat some little red riding hoods while mashing some villagers.

--SHINE !!! _

Bakugo as always impulsive and stupid jumped at me, this guy doesn't learn.

--AP SHOT !!!

--Ice wall~ Ice Sharpen~ idiot~

Block the compressed fire cannon with a wall of ice and counterattack with a barrage of icicles.

-- Damn !!!

--Bakugo-chan~ you can't beat me~ go fight Orca oh! Of course you can't escape from the cage~ sorry little princess~

I made fun of Bakugo making him angry and lose his composure even more, this guy has a good sense of combat but he is too emotional, if he had the Aura of the Alga Hair protagonist he would be unstoppable but it's a pity he's just a trampoline and yaoi ship for the fujoshi collective and I swear to god if the BakugoXOchako is canon I'm going to bring the real Ice Age to this world.

-- I'm going to kill you Ymir!!!

--Oh~ look how I tremble~! Come on Princess!

--Wait Bakugo-kun!

--Do not do it!

--It is a trap!

The other heroes yelled at him but the fool is too angry to think.

--I'm going to enjoy this~

Seeing the self-propelled Ka-chan I could only smile, an easy target.

-- ICE CLOSE COMBAT!!!

*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA*MUDA ! *

*WRYYYYY!*

Hitting the full patented *Muda* combo of a certain gold-addicted, time-stopping, bi-sexual vampire, I sent Bakugo Katsuki off to dreamland, well is it that or an emergency trip to the hospital…is he foaming at the mouth? Let's just ignore it for a moment and maybe it'll go away on its own.

--Anyone~ else~?

*crack*

I snapped my ice claws and walked towards the peasants but I didn't expect a hood to attack me from behind.

*SHIF*

A metal beam fell from the sky followed by many others as well as various pieces of debris.

--Nice trick Ochaco-chan~ but~

I dodged each and every piece of debris pretty easily, it was a nice trick actually too bad for her that I have these tricky eyes.

--You'll need something better~

Uraraka and Tsuyu are teaming up with Uncle Thing's son and the girl with the tentacles, it seems that Mina managed to escape and is fighting with Great Orca. If they ask about the platypus boy because he's crushed under some rubble, he tried to attack me during the confusion, what can I say... Allied Fire is dangerous~

--I won't give up Yuuji-kun.

--We will defeat you Kuro-kyon~*

--That's the spirit~ girls...

--Do not get distracted.

--I never do furball~

I dodged a big whip of hair from the Shinketsu boy I could catch it by freezing it and using it as a hammer but I don't want to touch it or let it touch a dubious ball of fur.

--Ice modeling~ Mirriad Spear~

A hundred ice spears appeared behind me and shot towards the ball of fur, impaling it on the spot. I avoided piercing any vital organ but his hands and feet as well as part of his uniform are well nailed to the floor.

--Okay~ the peasants are out~ Time to eat the hoods~

I traded my horns for a pair of wolf ears as well as a tail on my back.

--Awoooooooooo~

***

---HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~It's not fair~ Kurogane-kun~

--Sorry Ochaco-chan~ but this is fun~

After turning into the big bad wolf and throwing myself at the girls, they were quickly crushed, although I didn't physically damage them like the other two, I caught their limbs and proceeded to tickle them until they gave up.

--Ku-ku-kuro-kyon s-is evil~ gero~

--Damn pervert!

--Is it wrong to enjoy my work~?

--Kyahahahahahaha~ ba-ba-bastard~

--Come on, come on, show a smile~ tentacle girl~

--Per-per-perverted~ kyahahahaha~

--Give up~ or I'll tickle you more~

--Nuuu-nu-never…puhahahaha~

--Okay~ tickle~ tickle~

***

In the stands

--Neee~ Eraeser, I like that boy~

--...

Eraeser Head and Miss.Laughter watched as the wolf-eared youth tortured the girls with a smile, while the rest fought the Great Orca.

***

After 5 minutes of fun, Shoto and company defeated Great Orca-sama and rushed to the rescue of the maidens, too bad my job was done.

--Yo~ Good job Shoto~

I greeted my good friend and we bumped into fists.

--You look like you had enough fun?

--Is it a crime to enjoy your work?

--Not…

Shoto shrugged and continued on his way accompanied by a bald man in a plush suit with many pipes and breathers.

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With the sound of the siren, the test for the provisional license was finally over.

--...I want to see Fuyumi...