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A otakus dream

A Fox is quick like this book

Razoryr · Tranh châm biếm
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Reincarnated into that time I didn't like how long the name was

my name is eight, I'm a otaku who was walking in circles reading the last light novel of tenaura. "ahhhh!"

I heard a girl scream and I looked up as I finished the novel and saw something unbelievable, 2 thugs were raping a 13 year old! I felt power in my legs as I dashed at the closest one, I jumped up 6 feet and yelled " DETROIT SMASH!" I slammed my fist into the thugs skull and the thug was sent flying into a wall, his skull broken.

the second thug saw me and shot me in the chest. I knew I was gonna die so I put 1000 percent into my foot and slammed it into his member.

I heard a crack but I didn't have time to hurray as he shot me in the chest again! the thug flew into a stand and fainted due to the pain. I clutched my chest as I fell onto a wall and saw the girl run over to me mumbling" don't die don't die don't die"

I patted the girls head and said " don't worry, it was just time for me to leave this cycle of life" The girl immediately started crying as my eyes dimmed. I patted the girls head one more time and handed her the novel I had read, then I died.

"I hope the girl is alright, I guess I can call myself a hero" I said as I looked around at the empty white space around me. "oh hello human what are you doing here" a voice said. " to get Reincarnated duh" I said. " oh ok otaku which world and you have 20 wishes" the voice said sarcasticly. " that's a absurd amount but I won't complain my wishes are....

number 1 instant regeneration, every single time a cell gets damaged I want it to come back 20x stronger

number 2 give me 10000000 iq

number 3 give me a system where I can buy everything I want and give me infinite currency.

number 3 make me be able to be a ghost at any time

number 4 I want to be able to be stronger than saitama, but keep the hair!

number 5 instant mastery

number 6 i want to be able to transform into anything

number 7 I want to be able to know any language

I want to be a wolf in tensura now bye" I stated.

" aww so cute bye" the voice said as I dissapeared.

Don't be lying to me (oh ohhh) Don't go lying don't go lyi- Oh uhhh why are you here,

You want more chapters, ok I will here you go jk

lemme sing my song.

"Lyin' 2 Me"

(Among Us Song)

Oops, they done did it again

Another mate dead, misplaced his head

Oh, who could it be?

I mean, it definitely wasn't me

No clue where that charlatan ran?

I've been around the Skeld, only know too well

Villain vampires want fresh blood

So now everyone's sus

Are you crawling 'round the vents

Or can you prove your innocence?

Don't go lyin' to me!

I saw a body lyin' there!

Don't go lyin' to me

Don't go lyin', don't go lyin'

I ain't gonna let there be

No more dyin', no more dyin'

Don't go lyin' to me!

I saw a body lying there!

It was right there!

So Jordan was in Medbay, Ellie in elec

Jerome was roaming through the hallways

Guess we gotta, gotta do a triple-check

It ain't the killer's holiday

Are you crawling 'round the vents

Or can you prove your innocence?

Don't go lyin' to me!

I saw a body lyin' there!

Don't go lyin' to me

Don't go lyin', don't go lyin'

I ain't gonna let there be

No more dyin', no more dyin'

Don't go lyin' to me!

I saw a body lying there!

It was right there!

(Don't go lyin' to me!)

(Do-do-don't go lyin' to me!)

It was right there!

It was right there!

(Don't go lyin' to me!)

(Do-do-don't go lyin' to me!)

It was right there!

Listen to me, listen now, lend me your ears

Let me lay it out easy so to lessen all your fears

Just living and loving, not about to let you down

Let's look at this logically, figure this out

We can likely verify each other's alibis

No need to allegate, litigate, itemize lies

I just wanna live free, liberty, let me be

And I won't be ejected, not a liability

Back off!

Don't go lyin' to me!

I saw a body lyin' there!

Don't go lyin' to me

Don't go lyin', don't go lyin'

I ain't gonna let there be

No more dyin', no more dyin'

Don't go lyin' to me!

I saw a body, a body!

Don't go lyin' to me!

I saw a body lyin' there!

Don't go lyin' to me

Don't go lyin', don't go lyin'

I ain't gonna let there be

No more dyin', no more dyin'

Don't go lyin' to me!

I saw a body lying there!

It was right there!