Chapter 1 - It seems I got reincarnated
Chapter 1
Hmm, it seems I died and got reincarnated... How do I know? Well because right now I am being breastfed by a quite beautiful woman. This woman is presumably my new mom. And the smiling dude beside her is most likely my new dad. Oh and guess what? I OBTAINED A SYSTEM!! A GACHA SYSTEM!! I know it's a cliche for a fanfic, but who cares as I can do as I wish in my new life.
Additionally, I also got a cheat!! The cheat made me able to obtain any skills as long as I tried it and an eidetic memory. Cool right??? Oh right that Morgan Freeman also explained that if I want to gacha then I need to complete a quest that randomly popped up. Well, that's fine, I don't expect to get it for free anyway.
Ah, you're wondering why Morgan Freeman? It seems the God say he would assume the appearance of someone that I think fit to represent God. Enough about that. Being a baby is absolutely embarrassing and annoying.
The first thing is like right now, I am being breastfed. This is probably the dream of every man of culture but this is my mom you know, there is no way I would get horny to my mom. And don't forget I am, nevertheless, a baby... there is no baby have a useable dick. Look at that little thing... I know it would get bigger as I wished for it to God but looking at that now I can only hope.
Do you know what's annoying about being a baby? everyone seems to want to kiss me or just touching their cheek to mine. A woman is fine but dude? No way, especially someone with a beard. Like this dude, or should I say my new dad.
"GYA GYA GYA GYA GYA"
(GET AWAY OLD MAN!! YOUR BEARD TOUCHING ME, IT'S ANNOYING)
"Look at this cutie already know his daddy, come on kiss your daddy"
"Hun, the baby is troubled by your beard stop it"
"Gya gya gya gyaaa!!" (Good job mom, tell him!!)
"No way!! I still want to kiss my son."
"*Sigh* fine, but don't make him cry okay."
"Naturally honey!!"
"GYA??GYAAAAAA!!" (WHAT?? NOOOOO!!)
That's some embarrassing episode of my life, and probably there will be more of it later. Anyway enough of that now I have said before that I possess a Gacha system. Naturally, every system must include a Status menu so here I will show you my status.
Name : Kitahara Izumi
Age : 2 Months
Title : Reincarnated person, A lucky dude?, a Cutie, he who called Fool
STR : 1 (You are a baby, what do you expect?)
AGI : 1 (Be grateful you got 1)
INT : 9 (You are a reincarnated person, even a normal people have 10 int, what a fool)
MAG : 0 (Does magic exist?)
Skills : Eidetic memory, Limitless and Adaptable body
HEY WHAT THE FUCK??? I AM NOT THAT FOOL...AND WHATS THAT COMMENT? DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT?? Seriously I don't think I am that foolish... right? C-Cough anyway yes, my new name is Kitahara Izumi.
You likely already recognize this, but I am reincarnated in AU Grand Blue. Yeah, now I can achieve what every man of culture would achieve in this situation. Making a harem. Hell yeah!! I don't know if I can accomplish that but I will definitely seek it. Right before that, I need to age first... there is no way I can accomplish that in this baby body. I think some fanfictions make a baby can have 18++ but... I genuinely think it's bizarre. Well, people have varied tastes.
I think I should train my body and gained more skills too. This is AU after all, I don't even know what will happen later. Maybe become the strongest and the wealthiest man might be my other objective besides the previous one. But yeah, for now, I should perform what a baby can perform which is to train without my parents knowing it.
Hmmm maybe gets more int? How do I attain that? Maybe read some books? But there is no way they won't get suspicious seeing a 2-month-old baby reading a book, so nope. I guess I will try getting some Mag stat. Let's see usually those MC do that by meditating? I'm going to attempt that.
30 Minutes Later
Oh hey, I see some rainbow-colored lights. Is this mana? So beautiful! Let's verify my status again.
Name : Kitahara Izumi
Age : 2 Months
Title : Reincarnated person, A lucky dude?, a Cutie, he who called Fool
STR : 1 (You are a baby, what do you expect?)
AGI : 1 (Be grateful you got 1)
INT : 9 (You are a reincarnated person, even a normal people have 10 int, what a fool)
MAG : 0 (You can sense it but it still 0 LOL)
Skills : Eidetic memory, Limitless and Adaptable body, Mana sensing
HEY!! I don't get any tutorial here, don't laugh at me!! This system is very rude... *sigh* At least I can sense it now. The fact it's not included in my stats maybe means I need to absorb it? To where? Dantian? Does such thing exist? Yosh let's believe it exists and try to absorb it.
10 Minutes later
I-is this warms feeling is mana absorbing??? I open my eyes and see sunlight shining right to me... Fuck you sun! I'm going to try it again.
40 Minutes Later
O-ohhh this warms feeling in my mouth surely is mana!! Then I open my eyes and see my mom giving her breast to breastfeed me... It's MAMA, not MANA!! Welp can't say anything to this. I'm hungry anyway.
10 Minutes later after breastfeeding.
Now I'm going to try to do this again since my mom already left because she thought I am sleeping.
30 Minutes later
Suddenly I feel like my whole body feels warm and so light. And I feel every rainbow energy near me got absorbed into my whole body. I don't know where those energy going, but I keep absorb it for about 30 minutes. Now let's check my status again.
Name : Kitahara Izumi
Age : 2 Months
Title : Reincarnated person, A lucky dude?, a Cutie, he who called Fool, Super Genius Magician
STR : 1 (You are a baby, what do you expect?)
AGI : 1 (Be grateful you got 1)
INT : 9 (You are a reincarnated person, even a normal people have 10 int, what a fool)
MAG : 1000 (You have more mana than average magician but it still below me peasant!!)
Skills : Eidetic memory, Limitless and Adaptable body, Mana sensing, Mana Absorbing
WOW!! I got another title. It seems I am very talented in magic. And YOU SYSTEM!! One day if I know the person who manages this system, I will punch him or her at least once!! I will do this from now on, and I will be THE STRONGEST MAGIC GOD EVER!!!
"...."
"Let's conveniently forget about that..."