Chapter 77 : Grease!

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"So you guys heard about what happened at the quidditch world finals?" Angelina asked.

"Yeah, my parents and I left after the match, but it seems Fred and George's family stayed and saw the thing first hand!"

"Wait you guys know the Weasley twins?" Percy perked up.

"Yeah," Katie nodded, "they are the beaters in the Gryffindor team."

"Huh...I see...tell me do they visit you guys during the trip to Hogwarts?" Percy asked.

"Yes, why?" Angelina narrowed her eyes.

Percy grinned, "perfect."

And hour passed and the train slowly pulled out off the stations. The Weasley's made it just in the nick of time and managed to board the train seconds before it left.

George and Fred said goodbye to their parents and told their younger siblings and their friends they would see them later.

They made their way through the train searching for their friends and greeting them. Eventually they reached the last compartment and smiled as they saw their three female teammates inside.

George threw open the door, "hello ladies!"

Splash!

George and Fred blinked as they found themselves once again drenched in water. They looked around and then at each other sighing.

"Come out Percy, we know it's you," Fred grumbled as he dried himself and his brother off.

"Oh you guys found out, that's not fun," Percy stepped from behind the door and grinned, "looks like I'm going to have to change things up."

"The moment we step onto Hogwarts's sacred grounds you are going down Jackson," George growled.

"Sure, that's going to happen," Percy sat down next to Katie.

"We are going to make you regret ever messing with us Jackie," Fred teased as he moved next to Alicia.

George moved and sat down next to Angelina, "-and you better watch your step because we will get you when you least-"

Pfft!

George and Fred blinked, the moment they sat down two farts let loose. They looked at each other and blinked. They got up and found two whoopee cushions in their seats.

"It's a muggle gag joke," Percy smirked, "figured you two wouldn't recognize it."

The twins looked at each other and then at Percy. "You do realize-"

"-That this means war?"

Percy smirked, "I have all year tweedle dee and tweedle dumb. Bring it."

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Percy spent some time with the twins and the chasers listening to them speak about their summers. The twins seemed to be dating Angelina and Alicia and spent most of their time making kissy faces at each other.

Kate groaned as George and Angelina started to flirt again, "I swear they get worse every year. They should just get together and get it over with."

"Most people like the chase much more the relationship," Percy chuckled as Alicia slapped Fred across the face when he wiggled her eyebrows suggestively at her.

"Yeah, but it gets old real fast," Katie growled, "seriously every time I was with them I had to pretend to read a book and act like nothing ever happened. It was such pain in the ass, especially because Angelina likes to moan, loudly."

"Hey!" the dark skinned chaser growled, "knock it off!"

"Why? It's the truth!" Katie and Percy chuckled.

"Well relax, if you ever want to stop the twins from sucking your friends' faces off just call me over. I'll drench the two to their bones."

Katie giggled while the twins glared at Percy.

"So Percy tell us something about yourself," Alicia asked pushing Fred away who whined like a hurt puppy, which Alicia ignored.

"Well let's see...oh I love magic for one!"

"Welcome to the club!" George grinned.

"Right...well let's see. My favorite subject is potions, it's one of the first types of magic I learnt and I'm pretty good at….why are you all looking like I just died?"

The Gryffindor all groaned. "It's because you are screwed my friend," Fred explained.

"You see our potions master is...a difficult man," Angelina explained.

"What she means to say is that he's an arse," Alicia snorted.

"He's the head of Slytherin house and hates every Gryffindor and Hufflepuffs," George nodded.

"And the only way you can get him to treat you fairly is if you're in Ravenclaw or Slytherin," Katie nodded, "or else forget it."

Percy blinked, "is it really that bad?"

"Yes," they all said as one causing Percy to wince.

"Didn't Harry tell you about this?" Fred asked.

"I never asked him," Percy groaned, "I wanted to be surprised. Damn it all...what about runes and arithmancy?"

"Not bad," Alicia nodded, "I take both the classes, but I'm not this year, too hard, but hey if that's what you want go right ahead. Anyway for Arithmancy is taught by Septima Vector, good, but kind of an odd ball. And Runes is taken by Bethesda Babbling."

"Ah, professor Babbling," Fred sighed, "the angel of Hogwarts."

Percy blinked, "what do you mean?"

Katie sighed, "Professor Babbling is very popular among the older boys. She's….well…."

"She's hot!" George yelled out only for Angelina to elbow him in the ribs. George rubbed his ribs in pain, "but not more beautiful than you dear."

Angelina huffed, "I swear you boys are all the same! What's so special about her anyway?"

"You mean apart from her giant-" Fred stopped halfway as he felt Alicia staring at him, daring to complete the sentence. The redhead gulped, "-brain. Her giant brain. She became a professor right after she graduated from Hogwarts, so obviously she's like a genius or something."

Alicia smiled, "good boy." she patted him on the head causing Fred to grin.

"Alright, so Runes and arithmancy are okay. Sigh, guess I'll just have to try and get on Snape's good side. Does anyone know what I can bribe him with? Does he like cake? Or a doughnut?"

George snorted, "that man likes nothing-"

Fred continued, "-we tried slipping something into his food for years!"

"But we never manage to trick him!"

"We personally believe he had a thing for grease."

"After all it covers his hair with every day, the greasy git."

"Grease?" Percy asked surprised, "what does that have to do with anything?"

"Snape has super greasy hair Percy," Katie explained, "so everyone calls him a greasy git."

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