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Chapter One: The Traveler and the Duo of Idiots

Konoha Ninja School.

"Kenji, good morning."

"Good morning."

With a gentle tone, Kenji exchanged greetings with the students around him. Inside, he felt a bit annoyed. The treatment he was receiving was somewhat akin to the poker-faced Sani's, yet he managed to gain unexpected popularity among the girls in the school, all while sporting this princely facade.

Honestly, do the Association of Looks pay you guys or what?

Kenji couldn't help but curse his luck with drawing lots. Seriously, his luck was off the charts. In some unlucky twist of fate, guided by an overly dramatic and edgy deity of transmigration, he met his demise and was granted a second chance at life. Not only did he get reborn, but there were also some bonus items included. Thus, he received three chances to draw lots. The first time, he got an E-grade item – the skin of some anime character. Not bad at all. With this skin and the backing of the Association of Looks, he could thrive in any slice-of-life anime, at least reaching the level of the protagonist. Even if things didn't go that well, he could still enjoy a youth romance story.

But then what happened? He stupidly drew an A-grade skill and an S-grade talent. And the kicker? The almighty deity wasn't accepting any returns. Consequently, based on his abilities, he was thrust into the high-risk world of the Shinobi.

Hey, hey, are you really clueless about Naruto? During his edgy years, he was a fan of One Piece, and he often engaged in online debates with Naruto fans. However, when it came to Naruto's plot, he was pretty much in the dark.

Of course, even though he wasn't familiar with the plot, he was quite knowledgeable about the characters, or at least the main ones who made appearances. This was mainly due to his edgy years when he often wrote scientific papers comparing the power levels of characters from the two series. Topics like Thunder-Fruit vs. Lightning Release Practicality, Destruction Evaluation vs. Energy Efficiency Ratio Research, and so on. Later, these cringeworthy chapters of his life nearly drove him to bury himself alive. He had locked away these memories, but now they unexpectedly proved useful.

"Graduation is just around the corner."

As Kenji gazed at the gates of Konoha Ninja School, he couldn't help but feel a surge of emotions. He had spent a decade in this world – entered the ninja school at the age of seven, and now the time had come to graduate and head onto the battlefield.

Kenji Nakamura – that was the name he inherited from his parents in this world.

Following the universal rule that transmigrants had deceased or busy parents, Kenji Nakamura was also an orphan.

Regarding his background, it was established as follows: His father was an ordinary Chuunin who unfortunately perished at the start of the Great War. His mother, on the other hand, was a medical ninja who was summoned to the frontlines shortly after giving birth to him and never returned.

In reality, during various wars, the nations had come to a consensus strategy. That was to treat field hospitals as primary targets. As the value of medical ninjas gradually emerged in both enemy and allied forces, they naturally became targets for both heavy protection and heavy destruction.

Indeed, it was currently the Third Great Shinobi War. A war where people were dying every day – not just in fiction, but also in the midst of a fierce and relentless reality.

In previous Shinobi Wars, chaos reigned among the nations, and ironically, the Fire Country, home to the most powerful ninja village, was always under siege from multiple sides.

Earth Country, Lightning Country, Water Country, Wind Country.

Iwa, Kumo, Kirigakure, Suna.

With the need to fight on multiple fronts, both Konoha and the Fire Country's military forces were extremely limited. The teaching time at the ninja school had been compressed to three years, while the minimum age for enrollment remained unrestricted.

The renowned Kakashi Hatake, alongside Kenji Nakamura, entered the ninja school at the same time. Kakashi was a mere five years old at the time. After spending half a year at the academy, he graduated early and went to the battlefield.

As for why Kenji chose to join the ninja school and become a ninja – it was because being alone was too boring.

He was an otherworldly person, in a sense, an alien and a time traveler, and also a superhuman. Yet, he found it all profoundly unexciting. Ironically, he was probably meant to be in a place like "The SOS Brigade" to make the world livelier, not the world of Naruto.

"Hey, Kenji, daydreaming? How confident are you about the graduation exam?"

Just as Kenji was lost in thought, someone patted him on the shoulder from behind.

No need to turn around, he could also sense who was behind him.

Might Guy – one of the perennial bottom-rankers, a future master of physical techniques, currently a junior master.

Obito Uchiha – another perennial bottom-ranker, self-proclaimed elite ninja, but in reality, his grades and combat abilities were only ahead of Might Guy's. After his one-sided crush turned sour, he had transformed into one of the ultimate bosses due to his mad obsession.

Kenji was well aware of this information.

These two had been at the bottom of the class for a long time – one second to last and the other last. Kenji's grades certainly didn't concern them.

"I'm definitely more confident than you two," Kenji said with a cocked head, casting a dead fish eye at the two, especially at Obito Uchiha. He couldn't comprehend why someone like him would be madly in love. Did he even have the brains for that kind of obsession?

"It's not your turn to worry about us. Instead of worrying about me, you two should be worrying about yourselves," he continued mercilessly.

In Kenji's class at the ninja school, there were eight classes with thirty students each. He remembered quite a few people – like Ebisu, Genma Shiranui, Anko Mitarashi, Kurenai Yūhi, Asuma Sarutobi, Rin Nohara, Might Guy, Obito Uchiha, and the early graduate, Kakashi Hatake.

Of course, these people weren't all in the same class, so he was only truly familiar with Might Guy, Obito Uchiha, and Rin Nohara. This was mainly because Might Guy and Obito Uchiha were always friendly and outgoing, and Obito always dragged the two of them over to Rin Nohara. Otherwise, Kenji's presence among the male students at the school was almost on par with that of a grand teacher – it was impossible for him to have friends.

"We'll definitely graduate smoothly as long as the graduation exam doesn't include ninjutsu and genjutsu," Might Guy's confidence was quite bewildering. Was he suggesting that the graduation exam would be limited to taijutsu only?

"Kenji's such a pain, especially his hair. It always reminds me of someone who thinks too highly of themselves," Obito Uchiha's worry about Kenji remained unappreciated.

Is he talking about himself thinking too highly of himself? "I never asked for this white hair. Is this the will of the gods or what? Did the gods say, 'Let there be light,' and then there was light? Did the gods say, 'Let's have less white hair,' and so now I have less white hair? I can't just spit on the face of the deity of transmigration for this, right?

Besides, I've already spit on him before. Would he tell you that the deity's face is like a lotus leaf, and nothing sticks to it? Would he reveal this crucial piece of information?

Once the few of them entered the ninja school, they didn't head to their classrooms. Instead, they gathered in the small plaza in front of the school. This was because the graduation exam was going to take place outdoors.

Note: Now public information – The E-grade skin is Arslan, the prince. Some people might be aware that he's quite the masculine highness.