114. I Like to Move It ~Richard Watterson Wants a J...

"So... Your family... They're all Stand-Users?" asked Josuke.

"Yep!" smiled Gumball. "Our mom, dad, and Darwin got shot by an arrow and we all gained a Stand!"

"Mrs. Mom could enter the 0th Dimension and can stay there for five minutes with five minutes recharge time!"

"Anais can command anyone who talks to her!" smiled Gumball.

"I'm actually pretty scared meeting your family, now," said Jake. "What does your dad do?"

"Controls oil," said Gumball.

Everyone laughed at that notion.

"Poor beta male," said Patrick, shaking his head.

"Oy! That's my dad!" yelled Gumball. "He's more of an Omega Male than a beta male."

"He could be useful for my restaurant: Krusty Krab 2. Also in the Krusty Krab Industries! I own 49% of all stonks, after all!" Spongebob flexed.

"Yeah, yeah!" Patrick rolled his eyes. "You're rich! I get it!"

"Patrick... You live in both my houses," said Spongebob.

"Welp... We're gonna go see our new sibling," said Darwin.

"Yep," said Gumball.

"Let's do this," said the pair.

"Dad?" asked the now 10-year-old Anais, a little pink cartoon bunny girl. "Mom broke her water! We need to go!"

Richard, a fat pink cartoon rabbit man smashes into the wall as he grabs his daughter.

"Whoa!" she yelled.

He ran outside and into the car. He drove the car toward the hospital. He crashes into three fire hydrants, leaps up from a pile of sand, destroys a few trees and gardens, and finally reaches the hospital.

"We're here!" yelled Richard.

Anais steps out of the car, then Richard.

*voom*

The Jazz Fusion steps out of a portal All-Star ACT 3 made.

Richard and Anais star at the group.

"What!? We asked if you could pick us up!" yelled Gumball.

Richard and Anais sigh out of being dumbfounded.

They all gasp as they all run toward the hospital room.

"Nicole!" yelled Richard, slamming on the counter. "What's her last name?"

"Your last name," Anais shook her head.

"Nicole Watterson!" yelled Richard.

"Room 508," said the cartoon bandage woman.

"LET'S GO!!!" yelled Richard.

"You need to sign in, sir," said the woman. "There may be a pandemic going on."

Richard writes all their names in the list quickly.

"NOW, LET'S GO!!!" yelled Richard.

The group runs toward Room 508 and they open it.

Richard sees a little pink cartoon catgirl in Nicole's arms, who is a large blue cartoon cat woman.

The baby's eyes sparkled as she gave a big smile and laughed. She looks exactly like Gumball but has a sharp fang sticking out of her mouth and she has no whiskers.

"Huh..." said Gumball. "So, that's my little sister."

"She's so... tiny," said Darwin.

"Ew," said Patrick, as Spongebob slaps his shoulder.

"Aw!" said Spongebob, with eyes sparkling and giving a blushed smile.

Jake said baby noises as he tried to touch it.

Nicole grabs Jake's arm.

"No touchy," she growled, with eyes flaming.

"Haha!" smiled Finn, as he looked at the baby. "It's like you, Gumball! But she's a girl and she's pink."

Mint giggles.

"Daddy! Look! It's a kitty!" smiled Mint.

"Yeah! Haha..."

"Could I go play with her? I promise if I hurt her, I'll replace her body parts with Gold Experience!"

"Let's... not... haha..." replied Finn.

"Is it weird that you're dating your alternate daughter?" asked Josuke.

"She's not mine! Ugh! For the last time! We did a DNA test! We are not related whatsoever!"

"Still kinda weird, brother," said Josuke.

"You said it, brother," replied Jake. "I kinda wanna see if she could stand like a Rainicorn Pup."

"Could she handle being juggle around like my kid?" asked Finn.

"Uh..." said Nicole.

"Can I take her out flying?" asked Josuke.

"Ooh! I wanna act like the savior Grimm who tries to beat the Aswang who tries to eat her!" Gumball raised his hand.

"No! Me!" yelled Darwin.

Josuke, Finn, and Jake drink soda to that.

"Well... It's time for me to sleep... I need some rest," smiled Nicole.

"Aw!" yelled everyone else.

"I wanted to see if the baby liked my rocks," said Patrick. "And if she could take getting hit by one since she's pink like I am!"

"You said it, brother," smiled Richard.

Anais facepalms.

"The woman needs some rest. I think you idiots should stop trying to harass her child," sighed the doctor, who is a cartoon bandage.

"Except you, Richard. I need to talk to you," said Nicole.

While the Jazz Fusion all go around doing their businesses, they hear Richard screaming "WHAT THE WHAT!?" from inside the room.

Later...

"A job?" asked Anais. "Wouldn't that destroy all of reality?"

No one responded to her question.

"OH, COME ON!!!" yelled Anais. "FOR THE LAST TIME, I WON'T MIND CONTROL ANY OF YOU!!!"

Everyone laughs.

"We're joking, Anais," said Finn.

"No, it won't, honey," smiled Richard. "It only works in our Universe. I'm taking one off-country!"

"Yeah," said Gumball. "It's funny because you're short!"

"Slap yourself in the face," said Anais, as a tiny pink female humanoid with wind chimes for legs appears out of her. Gumball then slaps himself in the face.

"You guys are pretty close, huh?" asked Josuke.

"Eh," said the three, doing so-so hand gestures with frustrated faces.

Josuke sees the news in Ooo that there is a sighting of a large red prism-headed creature called "Golb."

"What the heck is a Golb?" asked Josuke.

"He's a powerful entity in our Universe that we kinda defeated together. He's the Overlord of all Discord and Chaos," said Jake. "Well... Now he's a she, having absorbed our friend and stuff."

"Huh..." said Josuke.

"How do I get a job?" asked Richard, still driving.

"I think I could arrange that," smiled Spongebob, polishing his nails and smiling.

The Next Day...

"Hello, Richard Watterson!" smiled Larry, meeting him in the Prince Universe's Burnham's very own Krusty Krab.

"Oh. Hey, Larry," said Richard, waving at him as he entered the Krusty Krab. "Why does this place look like a Lobster Trap?"

"I don't know," said Larry, shrugging. "So! Welcome to your first day! I am Larry Needlemeyer and welcome to your first day on the Krusty Krab! I am the Manager slash Fry Cook slash Cashier slash Janitor!"

"Hey. What do I do?" asked Larry.

"Mr. Squarepants did say that you were good at many things!" smiled Larry. "Which I gracefully disagree with based on experience! Haha! Delivery Boy," he said sternly, as he gave Richard some Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries, Krabby Pizzas, Krabby Pastas, Krabby Wieners, and Koral Bits, Sea Chicken Nuggets and Kelp Fries, and Patty Steaks. "Now... based on experience... I know that you tend to have a big appetite-..."

"What?" asked Richard, while his face is filled with oils and food bits.

"WHA...!? DID YOU JUST EAT ALL OF THE DELIVERY ITEMS!!!?" asked Larry, angrily stomping his feet.

Richard asks. "Delivery Items?"

Later...

"Mr. Watterson, just please mop!" yelled Larry.

"Mop?" asked Richard.

"YOU'VE BEEN EATING THE SOAP FOR TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES-!!!" yelled Larry.

Later...

"Could I PLEASE have my milkshake!?" asked the Drive-Thru customer.

"Which do you think should I drink this time!?" asked Richard.

"WATTERSON!!!"

Later...

"YOU'RE FIRED!!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE SO INCOMPETENT AND GLUTTONOUS MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!" yelled Larry, as he slammed the door closed.

Richard knocks on the door.

"WHAT!?" asked Larry.

"Could I order something before I sadly walk away?" asked Richard.

Larry fixes himself. "Why, yes sir. What would you like to order?"

Later...

Richard sighs as he leans his head on his lap, sitting on the steps of Krusty Krab.

"Hey, there!" laughed a shady man, talking to Richard. He approaches him wearing a fedora, shades, and a trench coat. "If you're asking, I'm not a pedophile."

"I'm not asking that," shook Richard's head. "I'm asking where you got those cool shades!"

He points to Richard with both hands. "*Click, click*! Right on, Rich!"

"How'd you know half of my name?" asked Richard, smiling.

"I'm a fortuneteller. You want some... enhancements there, bud? Like... you get some of those strong pills? Hm? Do you want some of my... enhancements? My... strengtheners? My... Special Editors?"

"I like your funny words, magic man!" laughed Richard.

The "fortuneteller" puts a patch on Richard's back.

Richard's eyes go large.

Richard immediately teleports into the restaurant.

"I TOLD YOU TO NEVER COME-!!!"

Richard whispers something into Larry's ears.

"You're hired."

He cleaned well. He entertained well. He delivered well. He cashiered well. He served well. LIKE A GOD, I TELL YOU!!! LIKE... WHEN HE WAS DOING IT HE WAS DANCING WHILE MOONWALKING LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!!! HE DID THOSE DISHES IN 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001 SECONDS!!! HE WAS FLIPPING PATTIES!!! HE DELIVERED BEING 10 YEARS EARLY SOMEHOW!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

One day later...

"And our employee of the month goes to... Richard Watterson!" smiled Larry, as he claps his hands.

The one guy in the restaurant claps for Richard.

"No one's around because pandemic," shrugged Larry.

Richard, now a muscular hunk, flexes his pecks to that one guy.

"Call me, man!" he cheered.

"Now... I AM A LEGEND!!! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!" he cheered, marching out of the restaurant and toward home.

*CRACK*

*GASP!!!*

Richard drops to the ground, now thin like a worm. He gasps for breath, trying to make sense of the situation.

"K-K-K-!!!" he whispered. "Wh-What's happening?"

"I happened," sneered the mysterious man. "15 meters your Stand is, right?"

"Hey... It's you... With the Patches," said Richard. "Gimme more of that stuff..." he trembled in pain.

"Oh, Richard... You don't know, do you?" asked the man. "I'm here TO EAT YOUR NUTRIENTS!!!"

Richards gasps. "That's my food... but inside of my body!!!"

"Ng-Yes... HAHAHAHA!!!" he cackled.

*tremble... tremble*

*GASP*

Now... the man is trembling, and Richard slowly goes back to normal.

"What did you... do to me?" asked the man, as he coughed in his hand. He takes out his hand and sees blood and oil. "I can't feel my left arm!" he shrieked.

"I augmented oil in your body to the point where you are having a mini-heart attack," said Richard. "The amount? 12 King-Size Ultra Krabby Supremes on a Stick with a side of Greased Mayo..."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" yelled the man, having a heart attack then dying.

*Death Note music starts to kick in as Richard sneers to the audience*

Later...

"Hey, kids!" smiled Richard, as he hugged his family.

"Well? Did you get the job?" asked Nicole.

"No... I'm so sorry, honey... I wasn't a good enough employee," he bowed his head. "I quit."

Gumball snaps his fingers. "Dad... I know what you could do!"

The next day...

Richard sits on a table and faces the camera as if he is in an ASMR Mukbang. He does a peace sign as the subtitles say, "Hey, guys! BurgerBunny here back again with another video! Today, I'll be eating a bunch of Krabby Patties!"

Richard eats one and makes yummy crunching noises with his mouth.

Gumball and Darwin do a thumbs up to you, the reader, and turn to the next page.