115. The Monster Emperor Part II ~Epic Fail~

"Princess Bubblegum is currently on the run," said Miguel to the camera. "We have no idea where she is. She's gone rogue. Consider her a war criminal. I announce that she is stripped of her duties as Princess of the Candy Kingdom and I am reassigning that title to Peppermint Butler. Yes. I know she helped save the Glass Kingdom, recently, but make no mistake. She had done an illegal experiment on two dead bodies of a human and Cryptid. She will be placed under arrest in violation of Republic Act 2537, or Republic Act against Sentient Life Experimentation. That is all."

*click*

"I can't believe you let Dad get kidnapped thrice now," said Raphael in sign language.

"The other time, I just went to the bathroom for thirty-five seconds," said Anne.

Miguel walks into the President's Office with the Jazz Fusion carrying Gabrielle.

"Okay," said Miguel, as his daughter sits on his lap playing with a toy car. "I want the seven of you to investigate the recent Monster Emperor strikes. It was confirmed to me by my new contact that the genocides are in fact from this Monster Emperor. I want the seven of you to please investigate only. If the creature attacks you, teleport yourselves back to base immediately. You got it?"

The Jazz Fusion nod, but snickers since Gabrielle slapped him about nine times in that entire speech.

Later...

"So! Where are we headed?" smiled Gumball.

"We're going straight to the possible focal point of the whole thing. The Music Hole," said Josuke.

"The Music Hole?!" asked Finn and Jake.

"Aw, yeah!" laughed Finn. "I can't wait for some beats! Untz! Untz! Untz!"

"She's dead," said Josuke.

"WHAT!?" asked the pair.

"Music Hole is dead?" asked Jake, frowning.

"She just... died, for some reason," said Josuke. "It says here in the report..."

The seven of them walk out of the portal and see the music hole, which has two dead eyes and a mouth.

"I am not comfortable entering her system..." said Finn. "Not like this..."

"The file says we have to," said Josuke, shrugging.

Jake grabs Finn's shoulder. "It'll be okay," said Jake. "I promise." He smiles softly.

Finn nods. "Okay."

The seven slowly entered the orifice as Josuke flew all of them down underground.

*tik tik tik tik tik tik*

"Stop making that ticking noise!" whisper-screamed Darwin. "It's freaking me out!"

"I'm not!" whisper-screamed Josuke. "It's coming from down there."

"We're fighting an Aswang, huh?" asked Gumball. "Quite fitting."

The seven of them land on the deepest part of the cave, being several hundred meters down.

They step inside the gateway of the cave system.

"Everyone stick together," said Josuke. "Splitting up is too dangerous down here."

*tik*

Josuke's eyes widen.

"What?" asked Finn.

"I think I heard something," said Josuke.

*thud*

*their clothes shifting*

"What!?" asked Finn. "What do you think is going on?"

*tik*

*sniff*

Jake smells something. "It smells really disgusting. It smells like you, Finn. But... dead..."

Finn trembles in fear.

"It's been in the Human Colony," said Finn. Finn brings out Time Adventure. "That's crossing the line, killing my man bros..."

*tik tik tik tik tik*

*SNIFF*

"Who sniffed?" asked Josuke.

"It wasn't me," said Jake.

Everyone else shakes their heads.

*tik tik tik tik tik tik tik*

His eyes peer out from the darkness.

*THUD*

"What was that!?" asked Spongebob, shivering.

Spongebob wishes for a tiny MK47.

*RATATATATATA*

Spongebob shot the ceiling to scare it off.

Everyone covers their ears in pain.

Josuke takes it and crushes it.

"Never shoot a gun in a cave!" yelled Josuke.

He growled softly.

He hisses.

"I think you pissed it off," said Darwin, with eyes widened.

"Hm," said Jake. "He's close, now."

"I'll fly us out of here if I have to," said Josuke.

Josuke takes out a portal gun and prepares to get out of here.

*shing*

A spike stabs the portal gun, breaking it to pieces.

*tik tik tik tik tik tik*

Everyone went silent.

*tik tik tik tik tik tik tik*

He squints his eyes, staring at the Jazz Fusion.

Finn prepares his Stand.

"Finn... Retract your Stand." Josuke woges and prepares to fly them upward.

The creature charges at them.

Finn charges.

"FINN NO!!!"

Josuke grabs Finn, but Finn had already attacked.

"MUDA!!!"

*POW*

Finn punched it right in the face.

"Finn..." said Josuke. "What the hell did you just do?"

He transforms into a Lycan and bites Finn in the metal arm.

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!" he yelled in fear.

"ORA!!!"

*pow*

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"

*pow pow pow pow pow pow pow*

Jake punches the creature away with a single enlarged fist.

Sliding on his feet, he woges into an Aswang and roars, charging at them at full speed.

"WEIRD!!!"

"UWA!!!"

*pow*

Darwin transforms into a bear and bites the creature in the neck, as the creature transforms into a Jagerbar and kicks him away with relative ease. The creature roars at him as a Jagerbar. The creature then transforms into an Ogre and starts beating Darwin.

Gumball tries hard to blast it away with his fists but fails as the creature's bones are very hard, comparable to diamonds. And, it seemingly regenerates almost instantly.

Patrick, however, manages to slap it away with Goofy Goober.

"GUBI!!!"

*POW*

*THUD*

*thud thud thud thud thud thud-...*

The thud echoed in the darkness. Snarling. Dripping. Growling. Sniffing. Vomiting. All of that was heard from further inside the cave.

*tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik*

The creature uses its web to grab Finn as it begins pulling Finn into its chambers. Finn desperately tries to crawl away as his fingernails are torn off as he scratches the ground. A trail of blood is left from each of his fingers.

"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!" Time Adventure desperately blasted its foot into the creature's face. A slime that smelled awfully like urine was blasted into Finn's face. The creature's head twirls backward, trembling psychotically. The creature moans and wheezes. "A~... a~... a~...."

"FINN!!!" yelled Jake. Jake then shape changes to a large size and grabs the creature, beginning to crush it. "RAUGH!!! RAUGH!!!"

The creature injects its fingers into Jake's hand and begins to suck his nutrients. Blood and puss sputter from his neck as Jake growls violently. Its veins gulp down on his bodily fluids.

Finn is thrown back to the Jazz Fusion.

"JAKE!!!" he yelled, screeching.

"RAUGH!!!" Jake tries to hold him off as he slowly shrunk. His skin got pale and he began to shiver. His skin wrinkles as his eye begin to pop out.

"JAKE!!!" Finn sobs in fear.

"TAKE FINN AWAY!!! I GOT THIS!!!" yelled Jake.

The creature chops off Jake's hand with its jaw as it bleeds on the ground.

"JAKE!!!" Finn screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

"RAUGH!!!" Jake roared then barked.

Josuke flies all of them out of there.

"NO!!!" sobbed Finn, as they left the Music Hole. "NO!!!"

Everyone landed on the ground as the dust clouds over the ground.

"We gotta go back!" yelled Finn. "He'll die because of me!"

Everyone started talking like normal.

"So? How was your workout earlier?" Gumball asked Josuke.

"Oh. You know... I met this hot girl-..."

"GUYS!? ME NO LIKE HE'S DOWN THERE!? GUYS!?" Finn yelled.

"Oh... Right..." said Gumball. "Josuke... Show him what you can do."

Josuke brings out Jake's hand and restores it.

Jake is pulled back to his hand as his nutrients are completely restored.

Jake pants in relief.

"I was being eaten... FOR TEN MINUTES!!!"

"You're welcome, Jake," smiled Josuke. "So anyways-..."

Something flies out of the hole with a large wingspan of about 10 meters for each wing.

*woosh*

*THUD*

The Monster Emperor lands before them and slowly marches toward them, growling.

Josuke prepares his Stand, Purple Rain Prince.

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"DON'T GET IN MY WAY!!!" he yelled, growling.

"You can talk?" asked Josuke.

Purple Rain Prince blasts its fist as Monster Emperor's Stand, a golden humanoid with purple goggles for eyes and wearing a magician's hat, polo, bow tie, and trench coat, blocks his attack, grabbing his fist.

"Don't... Get... in my way..." he hissed, as his Stand grabbed Purple Rain Prince's throat.

The group attacks the Monster Emperor, but suddenly, several rocks start falling from the sky, blasting holes all over them.

"GUYS!!!"

Josuke attacks the creature, but the creature easily blocked his Stands fists.

The Monster Emperor then grabs Josuke and beats him over and over again using both his Stand and his own fists.

He blasts his fists into Josuke's body, breaking and fracturing his bones. Some of his bones poke out of his skin as he vomits massive amounts of blood.

Josuke woges and angrily bites The Monster Emperor's neck, but he just sneers and slams him on the ground. He then beats him over and over until Josuke woges back to his human form.

*splat splat splat splat splatter*

*crack CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK*

Purple Rain Prince desperately tries to blast a punch, but the Stand just beats him over and over. The Monster Emperor then snaps the bones of Josuke's arms as he screams for help.

"Please! Somebody! Help me!" Josuke sobbed. Josuke desperately tries to move his fingers.

The Monster Emperor then cruelly dislocates Josuke's shoulder with his bare hands.

"I do not know why I hate you... I just do... Call it a predicament or counterintuitive emotion of mine, but I do hate you."

He transforms into a Jagerbar and mauls Josuke as he screams for help, bleeding all over. He bites and tears out Josuke's flesh from his torso, eating it. He woges back and brushes his head.

"As if I subconsciously hate you... I don't know why... I was designed to rule this world... Maybe because you threaten my status?"

He then woges into an Ogre and hammers his fists at Josuke over and over again.

"No... that can't be it... Why do I hate you, Josuke Higashikata."

"No... Nohoho... please... *whimper*..."

This creature kicks Josuke over and over again and growls.

"Why!? WHY DO I FUCKING HATE YOU!? Tell me, Josuke Higashikata."

Josuke trembles as he tries to move.

Monster Emperor sighs.

"What!? Shut up! SILENCE!!!"

He covers his ears as he psychotically talked to himself. "NO, I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH THE ASWANG!!! FOOL!!!"

He sighs.

"Why do I just want to -?"

*Crack... Crack... Crack...*

The Monster Emperor plays with his legs and mangles them like a knot. "-hurt you? Who am I? What... am I? What even am I?I am. I am that I am. I am insanity. I am Legion. I am madness... I am the thing you see in your nightmares that wants to claw its way out of your fickle minds... Scratching your brains out... I need to murder people? Don't you fucking get it?"

"What... are you... talking about?"

"SHE MADE ME LIKE THIS!!!" The creature sobbed, hammering his head again and again. "SHE MADE ME!!! ME!!! MOTHER!!!You don't fucking get it because you're an idiot! No... You're clever... Because you're trying to contact someone with that phone in your pocket."

Dragon Fly takes out Josuke's phone. He had been dialing Miguel JoJo the whole time with his tail.

"Ingenious."

He grabs Josuke's mangled body and slams it on the ground over and over.

The rain of rocks stops.

"You made me lose control of my Calamity... Ah... well..."

He licks Josuke's neck. He tastes it. "Your blood gives my sexual desire ease... Hmhmhmhm... A~A~... *gasp*... Wait! What? The Aswang Prince, you say?"

"Stop... talking..."

"ORA!!!"

His Stand grabs Purple Rain Prince's foot and snaps its bone in half.

"Awfully pathetic to be a Prince."

The Monster Emperor throws Josuke's mangled body away.

*SPLAT*

"Yoga balls..." Finn slowly stood up, panting and shaking. He vomits blood. He raises his fists. "Jake? Let's beat this bozo."

"I don't wanna..." Jake said, trembling on the ground with his face buried on the soil.

"Jake!" yelled Finn. "I promise we won't die... I... I think..."

"F-Fine..." Jake slowly stood back up. "But if we die, I'll kill you in the afterlife."

The Monster Emperor grabs Finn's face and bashes it in the ground over and over.

"MMPH!!!"

He was so fast that Jake was barely able to move at this point in time.

The Monster Emperor scratches his neck as a vein pops. He bleeds as he places him away.

Jake blasts his fists at The Monster Emperor over and over again, but The Monster Emperor's Stand blocks it all away.

Jake then begins to turn himself into smoke and enter The Monster Emperor's nostrils, freezing him from the inside, but The Monster Emperor grabs Jake's face and crushes it as he screams in pain, bleeding all over.

The Monster Emperor coughs. "You're pretty damned dangerous, you know that? Hahahahaha... Cartoon characters? This is the Aswang Prince's army? Cartoon Characters!? AHAHAHAHA!!!"

Jake drops on the ground, melting like slime.

He steps on Jake's melted body. Disgusted, he scrapes it off on the soil.

The Monster Emperor then grabs Finn's leg and slams him over and over on the ground. He then snaps his arms in half as Finn screams in pain.

He then bashes his face on the ground over and over again once more.

Finn becomes unconscious.

Gumball and Darwin slowly stand up, having survived the rocks.

Darwin transforms into an elephant as it charges at the Monster Emperor, but he woges into an Airavata and slams his head into Darwin's, as Darwin is knocked out and transforms back to his original form. His skull is severely fractured, as he backs away with a bleeding head.

Monster Emperor then snaps both of Darwin's legs and pulls out Darwin's eye. He screams in pain as Gumball angrily shot coins at The Monster Emperor.

His Stand catches all of them as The Monster Emperor bites into Gumball's neck and tears out some flesh out it. Gumball falls to the ground, nearly dead.

Spongebob manifests and blasts his Fortisite Blaster toward The Monster Emperor, but he steps on Spongebob.

*crack*

Patrick angrily blasts Goofy Goober's fists at The Monster Emperor, but The Monster Emperor merely smiles, having his Stand block everything, as he steps on Patrick as well.

*crack*

Gumball growls as he tries to stand up, but Dragon Fly grabs his arms and tears them off, as Gumball drops to the ground.

All seven... mangled and beaten, all on the ground, bruised, beaten, and bleeding... about to die...

*airplane noises*

(theme ends)