I could hardly keep my mind on work the rest of the day, as you could imagine. I left at five on the dot and rushed home, took a shower, and consulted my resident fashionista, who was shockingly not watching gay porn.
“Is this a date with Jaiden? Because you need to dress to impress and put out.”
“What? No!” I replied. “I haven’t had sex in so long I might as well be a virgin. Dinner is more than enough for now, thank you very much.”
Anderson rolled his eyes. “You should always be prepared. Maybe you should watch some gay porn. Loosen you up a bit.” He winked and I groaned.
“No.” As usual, he ignored me and helped me pick out a pale pink shirt and gray slacks with a matching blazer. Then he went to the bathroom and brought back two condoms.