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[Hiatus] The Adventures of a Useless Mage

Sometimes the best possible choices are the worst in the beginning. This is something Diana discovered only after reincarnating. *The cover is not mine, if you are the author, let me know, and if you want I will remove it.*

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Is This Really a Curse? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(Diana POV)

''Urgh, my head hurts, what happened...?'' I don't know why, but I was lying down, so I got up slowly and sat up, and I start to massaging my forehead with my hand. Surprisingly, my voice sounds different.....sweet and softer....well, I must be just raving, I'm still a little dizzy.

''Oh right....now I remember, I accepted their proposal.....''

(FlashBack)

''I accept.''

''Are you sure about this? This curse seems dangerous to me...'' He seemes to be wondering what kind of curse they would put on me so I can be blessed to reincarnate, really, what a gentle holy chicken.

''Don't worry, I don't think it's any worse than staying here for eternity. And it was my fault, I forgot about wishing to reincarnate, I got too focused on my damn fantasies...'' I said embarrassed as I scratched the back of my head.

The angel approached with a gentle smile and a slightly sad look. He put his hand on my head and his hand started to glow brightly. Why does everything here shine? Do they have a fetish for making everything shine or is it some weird fashion sense they have?

''Well, if you say so....I will miss having a good duel like the one we had, see you soon....and I will win next time..... my rival!''

I smiled as I heard the angel say goodbye. It didn't last long with him, but it was fun, and with his goodbye, I'm now sure...he's a damn otaku.

''I knew you were an ota-!''

''Bye.''

I couldn't finish what I was going to say when the light suddenly engulfed me and I lost consciousness.

(End of FlashBack)

''Let's see, where I am?''

Looking around, It looks like I was in a forest, and I notice I'm sitting under a tree in front of a small lake. Seriously, what a damn cliche. Well, at least this place doesn't look dangerous.

''Huh..? What is this?''

On the floor in front of me were two letters. Both were white, but one had a seal of angel wings, and the other had a strange seal, it looks like a vortex with eyes. It seems like they were on top of me, and when I got up they fell.

''Alright, let's see the letter with the angel seal first...what the hell?'' I stretched my arm to take the letter, but I was surprised to look at my arm, I'm wearing purple sleeves with black gloves, on both arms. And clearly I don't remember putting them on.

''Okay....let's think about this later. These letters are priority for now.'' Opening the letter, I started to read the written content. Wow, the handwriting of whoever wrote it is beautiful by the way.

*

- Hi Diana, I hope you reincarnated well. If you're wondering why you're not a baby, it's pretty simple. A normal body couldn't handle the power of the wishes you made, so my superiors created a new body for you to reincarnate, but unfortunately I couldn't get the details. But if you're reading this letter, so maybe you already figured it out. I only have two more things to inform you, the first is that to access your system, just say ''System'', you can say it in any way, be speaking out loud, whispering or in your head, it will appear for you. And lastly, I'll be watching you, and I can't wait to have another duel, my eternal rival!

From: Angel

To: Diana;

*

Hehe, that damn otaku chicken, I already miss that stupid smile on his face. And now I understand why my voice sounds so different, but why I'm wearing these purple sleeves and black gloves? Well, whatever, let's test what he said in the letter.

''System'' As I said the magic word, a small green screen appeared in front of me. And surprisingly, it really looks like a classic PRG system, good job angel!

''Let's see how this works!'' I said excited.

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( RPG System 1.23134512v Made by: Your eternal rival.)

-> (Status)

(Inventory)

(Skills)

(Pets)

(Exit System)

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''Hehehe, this is getting fun!'' It seems that the menu cursor moves with my wish, so I wished to click on 'Status', and another screen, bigger than the one before, appeared in front of me.

(Status)

Name: Diana;

Age: 19;

Level: 0; [EXP: 0] [Next Level: 100 XP]

Occupation: None;

Condition: Healthy, Hungry, Cursed;

''Well, that's a pretty simple status, I like it. And it looks like I'm really cursed huh? Well, let's see what others options have to offer.''

I clicked on the inventory, but to my surprise, doesn't show only what I'm using , but an inventory with ten spaces, at the bottom there is the ''$'' icon, which is clearly the money I have, which unfortunately is zero.

But what confused me was the outfit slots on the inventory tab. It doesn't show what the item looks like, just shows the name, and in every clothing slot, there's a black item named [You will never get rid of me].....this is a little scary.

I don't want to think about it right now... let's see the skills tab!

(Skills)

Magic Skills: None; [+]

Normal Skills: King of Duels;

Blessings: Reincarnation Blessing, Blessing of the Guardian Angel;

''Well, I'm not surprised that I don't have any magical abilities, and I have two Blessings, that's cool, but what is this [+]?'' Focusing on the icon, another tab appeared. Seriously, how many tabs can I open?!

(Magic Skills) [Skill Points: 0]

Fire Magic [5]

Water Magic [5]

Earth Magic [5]

Wind Magic [5]

Lightning Magic [5]

Light Magic [10]

Dark Magic [10]

Life Magic [10]

Death Magic [10]

Spirit Magic [15]

Destiny Magic [15]

...

...

...

Wow, now I understand what he meant by change the system when I wished I could learn any magic. He put all the magic I could learn here. And there are hundreds of different magic's, and apparently, as in an RPG game, I need to gain skill points in order to buy and learn the skill.

Wait... why do I have zero points? I know I'm level zero, but a mage needs magical abilities! I dont have any magical skills...so I'm a completely useless mage?! I should at least start with some points, right?! Ohh shit! That damn angel, when I meet him again, I'll beat the shit out of him!

''Sigh*...Well, no use complaining now, I won't look at the pets tab as I know I don't have any pets.'' I took the other letter, the one that had a strange stamp, I opened it and started to read the contents, and I must say, the handwriting looks like a child's handwriting.

*

- Hi Diana, I hope you are okay, you can call me ''The Boss'' as I am one of that angel's superiors. And no, he doesn't know I'm communicating with you, and I sent this letter, simply because I wanted to see your funny face of despair when you find out about the curse~! You know, it was a complete lie about having to curse you to give you a blessing, a real shit lie, I Just wanted to mess with you to tell you the truth! Any one of us could have reincarnated you without any problem! I mean, not all of us, there is one of us that he is really strict about the rules, he is really boring, you know? Well, if you want to know about the curse, just focus on the item on the clothing tab, and you'll find out~ Bye bye, I hope to see you have many desperate adventures!

From: Try to Guess!

To: Diana;

*

''....'' Finishing reading the letter, I felt anger and frustration rise within me.

''He is kidding, right...?''

''Hehe...Hehehe! Yes, he must be kidding! it's probably a bad joke!''

I opened my system again, clicked on the inventory tab with my mind and focused on the item to open its description.

[You will never get rid of me]

- It's just like the name says~ You will never be able to get rid of this outfit, and if you try to wear an outfit other than this one, they will vanish in the blink of an eye. And you can't tear it either, because if you do, it will regenerate automatically~ Oh, and don't worry, you can take it off to take a shower and to do....you know, other stuff~

''Eh? That's it? Seriously? I thought it was something more frightening, such a lame curse.'' I felt relieved to see the description. Seriously, what's that about despair? It's okay that as a woman I like to change my clothes regularly, but using only one outfit won't make me despair!

''Now that I think about it, I didn't see much of my new body that they made for me. And since there's a lake right here in front of me, I'll take the opportunity to see myself, and also see this cursed clothes'' I could just look down and see the outfit, but what's the fun in that? I like this kind of suspense!

I got up slowly and headed towards the lake. Strangely, I felt a breeze in my lower body as I stood up. I first focused on seeing my face ''Now let's see.....Wow! I am seriously beautiful!''

I have a fair skin, and light green eyes. I also have long black hair that is wear in two braids, and I have a gold earring similar to a compass in my left ear. The ends of my braids are decorated with two gold compass ornaments. On top of my head, there is a purple witch's hat, decorated with gold decals, black ribbon, and another compass ornament.

''Hehe, not bad! Not bad at all! They did a really good job!'' I continued to look at myself in the reflection of the lake, and looked down to see the rest of my new body.

''...Wait, what the fuck is this?!''

I have a really sexy curvy constitution, with big and beautiful breasts, and a round ass, I'm wearing a purple and black knit with a gold lining, purple sleeves and black gloves, along with a short purple cape with red lining, buttoned with a compass ornament hanging above my chest. I look like a goddess, honestly, but..... (A . N : Her appearance and clothing is exactly the same as the cover, if you want to see more, just type ''Genshin Impact Mona'' on google.)

''WHAT THE FUCK!! WHY THIS OUTFIT IS SO LEWD??!!''

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