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Dude thinks he can use the powers given to him by the gods to overthrow said gods?
Chicken bones tend to splinter and poke him from the inside, so he tries to avoid them.
It's just a piece of Darkseid too. All versions of Darkseid throughout the multiverse are just weak avatars of the True Darkseid.
You'd have to be worse than brain dead to make a mistake like this. She's a whole new level of stupid, previously thought impossible.
He didn't even ask about small familias at the guild, he asked about gods with NO familia members. By claiming that he looked for and couldn't find any small familias, he is blatantly lying. Hephaestus wouldn't even need a built in lie detector to know he's full of shit.
Gods in Danmachi can tell when a mortal lies, but whatever.
They don't, but Pudding does kiss him (before stealing the memory of said kiss)
How do you know Mary wasn't the dude railing the trasif?
"You might be a worthless, filthy peasant, but even you can toil your life away in the fields to enrich the nobility!"
The butts match