ChaosSlimeGod
Chaos Slime God
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ChaosSlimeGod3dเพิ่มความเห็นแล้วOrrrr will they? *laughs in Alteration*
"I believe you" Reyvin shivers remembering their walk to Riverwood. He quickly gets back on topic "Well then lets go see the steward and head off towards the bandits, they won't off themselves"- ChaosSlimeGod29dเพิ่มความเห็นแล้วNow back to Naruto.
- ChaosSlimeGod1mthเพิ่มความเห็นแล้ว
Your follower should be admonished for his over-reliance on these vile ear rapiers! Such devilry is unbefitting of a higher life form. This, Realm_Weaver was it, should be instructed on the proper methods by which to articulate the magnificence of a deity's fable.
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Not off to a good start so far! I've forbidden the creation of all such abominations to all my followers! Auditory Experience is part of my domain and these vile creations do nothing but taint its purity!
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Deity Duces!
See you later. - ChaosSlimeGod1mthเพิ่มความเห็นแล้ว
Right, maul him to death and eat his corpse if he makes any mistakes! Got it!
Anyway, I soon discovered that he is an okay guy, a bit dumb, but otherwise okay. So, bear with him if he makes some mistakes. After all, he is but a mortal. - ChaosSlimeGod1mthเพิ่มความเห็นแล้ว
Ahh, the mind invasion makes more sense now. Not a mortal after all, eh? As for mortals themselves, I don't mind them so much, so long as they keep me properly entertained.
You see, a mortal named Realm_Weaver somehow discovered me and practically begged me to tell him my life story so he could write a novel. A frigging novel. The audacity of this guy. But I was feeling a bit gracious so I agreed. Aren't I a good Samaritan? - ChaosSlimeGod1mthเพิ่มความเห็นแล้ว
Wait, this story has a protagonist? Hmmm... I might have to drop.
I'm the protagonist of the book you're about to read. - ChaosSlimeGod1mthเพิ่มความเห็นแล้ว
What it do Zeke? I'm your friendly neighborhood Chaos Deity... of the slime variety.
My name is Ezekiel Ashbourne but you can call me Zeke. - ChaosSlimeGod1mthเพิ่มความเห็นแล้ว
Oh, of course, just checking.
Yes, you. Who else would I be talking to? - ChaosSlimeGod1mthเพิ่มความเห็นแล้ว
Who? Me?
Hi there. - ChaosSlimeGod1mthเพิ่มความเห็นแล้ว
Said the Hippie, before being murdered by a ZFG muthafugger.
I don't mind though, since having feelings of love is for the most part usually positive - make love not war! So I can live less dangerously! - ChaosSlimeGod8mthตอบกลับถึง Azardas
Has nothing to do with saying yes and everything to with him needing the thought of beautiful women to motivate him to that point.
"Leave this to me, Your Excellency!" his attitude completely flipped and Lucien patted his chest as if he was a general that was about to go to war. "You chose the right man for the job. I'll conquer the world for you!" - ChaosSlimeGod10mthเพิ่มความเห็นแล้วLooking at the hysterical Frank, the greatly satisfied Bullseye, said, "That's right, it's a gift from the heavens, a mysterious mask from a hundred thousand years ago!"
- ChaosSlimeGod10mthเพิ่มความเห็นแล้ว
You misspelled "retard" again.
As the darkness began to slowly but surely embrace me... I could hear Annabeth and Lee fighting for their lives, as I wondered... was this it? My destiny was to die a fool? - ChaosSlimeGod10mthเพิ่มความเห็นแล้ว
No, no, no! I keep telling you! It's the power of Christ that compels you! Christ was a historical religious figure! Christmas is just a day that masses of consumers pretend is about him!
"With the power of Christmas or friendship one of the two," I smiled innocently, yeah I knew after this my powers were out in the open, but that doesn't mean I can't mess with Chiron for a bit. - ChaosSlimeGod10mthเพิ่มความเห็นแล้ว
Should have been, "The power of Christ compelled me!"
"The power of Christmas?" I jested. - ChaosSlimeGod10mthเพิ่มความเห็นแล้ว
Don't save her! She don't wanna be saved!
Save Her II - ChaosSlimeGod10mthเพิ่มความเห็นแล้ว
Don't save her! She don't wanna be saved!
Save Her I - ChaosSlimeGod11mthเพิ่มความเห็นแล้ว
She said, totally jinxing it.
"Hannah, don't be a jinx. There is no way that will happen." Susan said nervously.