1st Victim

In a dark void, there is a bright humanoid being waiting for a dim blue translucent humanoid figure which seems to be a soul. It slowly got out of its sleep-like state

ROB POV

"Where am I?" asked my first victim, I could hardly control my excitement. Damn asking to be the ROB is the best wish one should ask for.

"Well, you died. Truck-sensei sent you here as my first vi- I mean my first project, you get to reincarnate in a world of your wish, as my first project you get 5 wishes but there are limitations." I said with a fake and kind smile like a wise old man.

"Can I go to any world as I wish, Haha this is really happening hahaha! well let me think" he said and got very excited.

'haha, I am the main character, hehe now I will go get all the girls and make a harem and beat them damn mc's all, haha. Ok, let me wish' I read the mind of this fool, he was specifically picked cause he is an out-and-out horny looser, If I pick any smart guys They may ask the same wish as me, To erase the will and memories of a ROB and integrate me with him. Hell, I even got accepted as a disciple of Truck-sensei for my creativity.

"Well, I want to go to the world of Naruto and have the appearance of Levi, as the twin brother of Itachi"

'Well the world is ok, He didn't mention which Levi specifically should I give the fairy tail one. nah that's boring hmm but there will still be that height defects. But damn bastard he got to be an Uchiha and near Sasuke with a single wish, well still only 2 left

"Done you still have 2 wishes left"

"Wait, What! it counts as 3 wishes that didn't come as one!! give me an extra wish now!"

'What does this little shit think, well I didn't want to torment my first victim very much, but hey fate says fuck him then gladly will I' I still kept my fake and kind smile on my face.

"Well ok as you didn't know, I will allow it once but not more than that" he made a very disgusting and repulsive expression and said the next wish.

"Multiply the size of my di*k"

'this idiot, well how much is its size, Damn 3 inches that's, well pathetic even my pet chihuahua was bigger than that. Well, multiply its size shall, that is by 0.5. Haha I am soo evil hehe. I wonder if I multiply it by 100 what will happen? no no, the mother will die during pregnancy

"you got it next"

"I want Hashirama's bloodline"

'That was a simple one, well anyway it's only the bloodline, not Asura's chakra so it's fine but I should change that verse's reality to make one of the parent to have the Senju bloodline hesh! more work, well Mikoto will have a Senju lineage her parents were married to show the trust between Senju and Uchiha well at least politically, but this idiot doesn't know probably both Itachi and Sasuke will get the same, heh I will make sure of that hehe'.

"I want a system like other fan-fictions"

'Hehe, should I give him an NTR system that makes him stronger when he got NTR'ed, no he won't even get a girl so it will be useless. ah, yes a gay system. no not, got it an annoying as hell high prized and forced missions system shortly a Karen system.'

"Well, you will awaken the system at 6 when you enter the academy live well" I snapped my fingers, and he disappeared and I sat to watch the fun.

In front of me was a T.V it showed his state in his womb well, I just swiped my hands and skipped some years, who would even want to watch him as a baby doing baby things or well knowing I'm pretty sure he will do some things idiotic well as long as he limits it to an extent it will be fine.

Sh*t I skipped too much oh it's a day before his entrance into acadamy ok, let's watch the summary of what transpired from his birth till now.

'He was born as the son of Fugaku Uchiha and Mikoto Uchiha along with Itachi Uchiha and was named Kenji Uchiha. Well, he looks like a pervert, he at least acts like a good child. When he was brought to practice fireball Jutsu he failed successfully he burnt his lips and got admitted to the hospital. Got traumatized after seeing war at the age of 4 and awakened his Sharingan at that time, got hailed as a genius as well as targeted by Danzo well he at least will act as a decoy for his brother, now tried to practice early and got a muscle injury that will torment him forever, well he got a system he may survive. now to the current present waiting to join the academy to awaken the system. Honestly, I thought he would pull off something like writing an adult novel at 3 and get dissected by a shotacon perverted snake or a cyclops.'