Weirdness #5

The Pumpkin King likes carrots produced from your mother's neurons, which have been transformed into terrifying vending machines.

Hot headless pots of doom ate cheeseburgers with potato salad and boogers that taste like P?

Monkey and Banana Noodle Cups, as well as the Smelly Sandwich, are favorites of the Grey chicken.

Timmy is a lovely big water boy applesauce bottle.

He's wonderful and groovy in math, kissing the teacher's butt.

Timmy also adores giraffes because of their tall size, and he overheard boots and the floor making stupid and dumb noises.

Chicken Kelly converted corn into bread every time she ate a bun, resulting in delicious cornbread and a lifeless breadcorn baby that fail to be born.

Chicken Kelly asked if Timmy had transformed into a ghost horseman with a duck's head?

To which he replied, "Do I look like a ghost horseman with a duck's head?" and is now sleeping in a McDonald's restroom with the intent to murder your mother with a gun. Because you called his mother a future Columbus zombie daughter that farted and pooped on him all day long.

Now he is dirt poor and wants to get high on drive-in chicken marijuana nuggets and cocaine burgers to soothe his anger on not finding you.