USSR Agent Js Last Mission

As I was relaxing after work I found myself having flashbacks to my last mission as USSR Agent J, as I was swimming through unknown enemy waters I thought again long and hard about what Headmistress Preserved Blonde Dynamite said about the US Marines offer before I went deep undercover in enemy waters of unknown origin that were mentally blocked out for security reasons...

They don't understand your potential, sure you could be a king amongst Marines there but here at the USSR Agency you could be an Emperor...

Here is your favorite, a 100k Golden Desert Eagle with a Flexiglass-Carbon Fiber Suppressor, I also added your agency graduation date...

There Graves will add to your valor point count...

Give them Tartartarus Agent J...

The Mental Hospital was a mere front to administer the Eros DNA Sample to you from Project:BrthOTRssinEpr and you seem to have taken to it well.

Well did you peg me as a quitter Grandma Headmistress Nyat?

After swimming to the the enemy shore I approached the first enemy coast guard squad and snuck up to them in full stealth sprint before i appearsd from behind a bush from the southon their main road and snapped his neck and filled my Golden empty pistol mag with his dead loser bullets...

I then looked at his automatic rifle with disgust before moving to the guard station with the white and red slanted lines long ple that keeps cars out of their military compound.

I fired the full mag and then took his map of the compound and as I left I heard him groan so a stopped and looked back and pulled his grenade pin and left as I said why don't you just die already...