Unlucky¡

I have an exam tomorrow, it's my favorite subject - English. I am fully prepared and can't wait to give the exam!

(the next day)

Wakes up late and hurries to school without having breakfast.

(at school)

Ashley : Hey, melon. Are you prepared for today?

Melon : Yes, ofcourse I am. It's my favorite subject, after all!

Ashley : Hold on, since when did Mathematics become your favorite?

Melon : What? Today is English, bro.

Ashley : Nope, it's not, sis.

(checks timetable)

Melon : OH F***, IT IS MATHEMATICS! I AINT PREPARED! WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?

(faints from shock)

(wakes up after a little while)

I open my eyes, and there's blinding white light coming from above.

I look to my left, and there's a clock ticking 8AM.

Melon : IT'S 8AM ALREADY!? I NEED TO BE ON TIME FOR MY EXAM!

(mum enters)

Mum : Baby, are you doing alright?

(realizes I am in a hospital)

Melon : What am I doing here!? Don't I have an exam today!?

Mum : Yes, but you fainted at the station because you didn't have your breakfast.

Melon : But what about my exam?

Mum : Your English teacher said, it's fine you can have a re-exam.

Melon : ENGLISH!? I THOUGHT IT WAS MATHEMATICS!??

Mum : What? No, it's English.

(wakes up in panic, realizes it was a horrible dream)

(looks at the clock, it's 8AM)

Melon : WHAT!? ITS 8 AM ALREADY!? I NEED TO HURRY!

(at school)

Melon : Hey, Ashley, are you prepared for today?

Ashley : Yes, of course I am. It's my favorite subject, after all.

Melon : Hold on, since when has English become your favorite?

Ashley : It's Mathematics today.

Melon : Huh!?

(checks timetable, it is Mathematics)

Melon : WHAT!? BUT I AINT PREPARED!! WHAT AM I GONNA DO!!??

(faints in panic)

(wakes up frantically only to realize I am at home, on my bed)

Melon : What a horrible dream!

(looks at clock)

Melon : ITS 9AM ALREADY!? I NEED TO LEAVE!

(at school)

Ashley : Good morning, Melon. Are you prepared for today?

Melon : Yes, I am. But I didn't get time to revise in the morning, I had a horrible nightmare and woke up late, but the good thing is I am already prepared!

Ashley : Oh! Looks like you have studied. Well, good luck!

Melon : Good luck to you too!

(in class)

Teacher(while distributing the papers) : Students! All the best for today's exam!!

(Melon looks at the paper)

First Semester Examinations

Subject : MATHEMATICS

Marks : 80

Melon : WHAT THE ACTUAL F***!!!???