Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Well, This Is Awkward!
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"Grab it! Grab it, Little Missy, grab a bunch of melon seeds! Show them off, little chap, show them your black fur...black fur pants...."
Xu Que's phone rang within seconds after he sent out the text. The unique ringtone attracted weird glances from those around him.
Xu Que ignored them all as he answered the call, grinning, "Hello! Lao Cai!"
"Crap, you're contactable at last! Where have you been this past year?" Lao Cai's voice bellowed from the other end of the phone.
Xu Que was amused upon hearing his words. It seemed like Lao Cai still did not know about his "death". He smiled to himself and said, "Well, I didn't go anywhere far, though it is true that I have just gotten back. I have a favor to ask. We earned quite a lot from the box office, didn't we?"