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TRIP TO SWAKOP: A Ratchet vaccation

After loosing her job, Emma won a trip from Gondwana collection and decided to take her friends for a Valentine’s vacation to SWAKOP. Her friends however knew that her man has been cheating on her but all kept the secret hidden from her, apart from being left behind by their plane, running out of fuel and then hiking in a truck to SWAKOP, the group found themselves in a lot of funny situations, as they try to navigate around the secret they are keeping from their friend, but little do they know, she also learned of secrets that could indeed ruin all their marriages which they thought were perfect. Emma being the sarcastic and always in trouble type, she kept on pushing her friends over the edge till one of the days she found out about her cheating boyfriend. What did she have to say to the team that broke the friendship apart?

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CHAPTER 11: THE BLOODY RED JOLION

CHAPTER 11: THE BLOODY RED JOLION

The ladies feeling down and disappointed, made plans to catch taxi connect, its one of Namibia's versions for Uber and in the Taxi connect they hatched a plan that they were going to drive to Swakop, ain't no way they were going loose out on the free Gondwana trip, which promised great accommodations and sightseeing, and since they spent their money on tickets, because the guys and Emma had to use the ones won by Emma and the plane went with most of their things, driving to Swakop didn't seem so bad a thing to do.

The Uber dropped them off at Valery's house, they were driving from there. After paying for Taxi connect they got out of the cab with their handbags and walked to Valery's garage, which Valery opened with the remote.

"Heee! this is the reason broke people like us needs friends that have fancy cars, who needs a plane when you have this car?" Asked Emma rushing and hugging Valery's well polished shining car. Valery pressed the boot key on the key fob and opened the car boot while everyone is laughing at how crazy a friend Emma is and how she is so enthusing over the car.

"Well, I could use a plane actually, because I am tired of driving, I've been driving this thing for months now, a plane would have done it, but well, here we are, so I don't think we can complain." Said Valery putting her bag in the car and then closing the boot, and walking over to the sides to get in.

"Me too, I've been driving for a long time, and today I'm just not going to do that girls, I could also have used a plane to help soothe my fatigue." Said Anna opening the back door to get into the car with her hand bag placed at the centre of the backseat.

"Well, as for me, my little Magnite is a manual, and I am not planning on bumping people's cars, by driving an automatic, so count me out ladies, I'm not going to do that." Said Paulina also getting into the back seat and looking at Emma, since she is the only one left without making an excuse, so she had no choice but to take one for the team, and as suspected, she wasn't complaining.

"Y'all don't got to worry girls, I'll be happy to drive this machine, and b*tch, driving a manual already gives you power to drive an automatic, my instructor from Modern driving school taught me that." Said Emma laughing and jumping into the front seat.

"Wait what? Since when do you drive girl, I'm not going to let you bump my ride." Said Valery puzzled and being cautious and all the other girls began to laugh, as in their old friendship, they never saw Emma Driving.

"You can call My instructor David of Modern Driving school, the number is 0817000009, probably he will even help you b*tch with an Automatic licence, and how do y'all think I afford shots for y'all boujee as*es on Saturday night? I drive my husbands Kombie on Saturday as cab honey, y'all playing with me." Said Emma and got into the driver seat and started the car before turning the knob and putting it in reverse.

Valery stood outside dumbstruck and looked at Anna and Paulina, then with the smirk on her face, sat on the passenger seat.

"Lol, you don't got no husband." Said Paulina laughing at Emma with her legs crossed as the Haval Jolion boasted as one of the cars with great deal of leg room.

"B*tch, at least I got a man, unlike your probably dried up now cooch*e." Responded Emma and everyone else began laughing including Paulina. They have been friends for a very long time, that the way they address each other never bothered them.

"Did you even get your license Emms, or you want to get us arrested?" Asked Valery laughing and having second thoughts about entrusting her car to Emma, and still cautious though about letting Emma drive.

"Well, I don't need no paper to drive a car, papers drive no car my dear, I got boobs and police men seems to like em firm titt*es so buckle up b*t..." Said Emma as she speeds off from the drive way.

The girls trip took to the road and them using the Okahandja road, the conversations were all lit as the squad was having alcohol in their bags and everyone except the driver was drinking, music was turned up and remising of the old high school songs dominated the radio. Emma, was overtaking all the cars in front of her, and they kept a lookout for the speed traps until they came to the roadblock.

The Roadblock was jam packed as every couple was going out of town for valentine's day, lodges and all other guesthouses, ranging from Hakusembe River lodge, to Canyon roadhouse where all booked out, one can say The Gondwana Collection made money that valentines year.

"Are you guys not going to wear your masks or what?" Asked Valery taking her mask from the car keep all, only remembering now that the world has covid-19.

"B*tch, mask for who? We gone say we all vaccinated officer!" Said Anna looking at Valery from the backseat, and they all erupted into a chuckle.

"Or I'll go rub my tits in the officer face, he ain't gone see whether we wearing masks or not, watch." Said Emma as she pulls up to the police, and changing her facial expression to a very holly person.

She rolled her window down and with her body lifted up to show the police her boobs, she looked at the police man smiling.

"Ma'am can you please put on your mask and show me your driver's license?" Asked the police man looking at them seriously.

"Well officer, I'm asthmatic, but because its you, I'm going to get my mask" She said with her left arm reaching down to her right side and actually squeezing her boobs with her left arm, and slowly. The police man, open mouthed looked at her with lust and instead of getting her mask, she kept on squeezing her boobs with the side of her arm, the girls in the car looks on with disbelief at what is happening.

"Ma'am, driver's licence and mask please?" Said the police man snapping out of the hypnosis then had his eyes fixed to Emma and with a closed mouth.

"I'm sorry officer, I can't find my mask." Said Emma, after sitting properly and shocked that the police didn't budge to her boobs, as the trick always worked for her.

"Can I then have your drivers licence ma'am." Asked the police man, checking the car's registration and the girls all puzzled, since its not clear whether Emma really has a driver's licence or not.

Emma a little disappointed and puzzled took her purse when the police returned to the window, and before Emma could provide anything, that's if she was going to, he took off his glasses and looked at Emma.

"Please proceed, and have a great day ma'am, with a beautiful car, and beautiful two tires." Said The police officer and winked at the girls.

The squad drove away laughing and looking at Emma all shocked at the turn out of events.

"How many problems have you solved with your boobs?" asked Paulina laughing.

"Ha-ha, y'all have no idea b*tches, now let's go to Mafuta!" says Emma, referring to the ocean as she pulls out Goggles from the compartment and put em on, everyone else put the goggles on as Emma increased her speed to 120Km/h for speed traps reasons, she was obeying the speed limit.