Why does love hurt?

After eating that ramen I can't help but smile a bit, she obviously went and got it just for me so I can't help but smile. It's only a brief reprieve though as I know I have to relax somehow.

Man, what should I go do? I mean I can go play some videogames like I used to, and I'm sure I can solve electricity problems with the system, but that's a waste of the points, plus it is only a temporary fix. God, I can imagine trying to tell Tsunade and... well everyone but Alucard now that I think about it, just what a videogame is. Hm... Well since Tsunade specifically got some time off to spend going on vacation with me I may as well talk to her.

I walk out to the living room and see her lying down on the couch, eyes closed, and twirling a bit of her hair in her fingers. I pick up her feet a bit and slide underneath them, causing her to look up and see what happened, but when she sees it me she smiles a bit. I lean my head back onto the couch while I rub her legs that are now on my lap a bit. I remember doing stuff like this with Cleo in the past (A/N: His Ex girlfriend. Look at 1st chapter.)

"Say, Tsunade... know anything that we can do to go on a vacation for a bit? The Hokage gave the both of us some time off so that I can hopefully feel better." I can't really tell what I look like but I know I sound very melancholy right now. I sigh a bit while trying to relax more.

After I finally started going and getting comfortable Tsunade mover her legs off of my lap so I turned my head to look at her, only to be lightly tackled by her, laying me down almost flat on the couch, the only part that wasn't flat was above my shoulder as I hit the arm of it, and man this is not comfortable. I move myself downward, trying not to go and make Tsunade get bothered. Once I finally manage to get my body down completely onto the couch she talks to me, "I swear... you seem so smart, and so capable sometimes. Yet, there are times when you are so incredibly dense that it hurts. Joseph, I won't add onto the people that have talked to you about this, but please tell me that you will be smarter? I am starting to actually like you, and if I lose you I don't know what I'd do. To answer your question, well what do you think about kids?"

If it wasn't for this being serious I would sense some serious yandere flags from her, also what the fuck? Don't tell me she already wants to... no can't be... I'll give an ambiguous answer just in case. I mean the ninja world seems like how my world was in the middle ages and women protect chastises and all that, so I'd be surprised if they were different in this regard. "Hm? I like kids yeah. I helped some of my family raise some." She smiles and puts her face on my shoulder.

After a few moments of me enjoying that she speaks again, "Well, if you really want something to do I have an idea... there is an orphanage that I help at and I'm sure that the kids there would like to have someone like you visit them!" She chuckles a bit, and probably has an adorable face, but my face isn't in a position that I can see her face clearly.

I speak back to her, "Well, want to go there now or later?"

Apparently this wasn't a good response as she bit my shoulder a bit, "Maybe I should call you a pervert since it seems you would rather hang out with children than cuddle with me." She's being so Tsundere it is hurting me.

I sigh, "Well then lets cuddle." She then gets up and leans in front of me smiling with a mischievous grin.

After poking me on the cheek she gives a toothy grin, "Oh? Trying to hide that you want to go and see little kids from me by cuddling with me? Well too bad, I won't give you the option so we are going now." She then turns around and starts walking out the door, she turns around then and looks at me from the doorway, "So are you coming?"

I blink a few times before I register what's going on, so I throw my shoes on and stand up so that I can not hurt my feet. I don't see how people wear those damn sandals. I tried them a few times and my feet died. What was I doing? Oh yeah, I rush up to Tsunade at the doorway. God I need to somehow get her to be adorable more than Tsundere. Her being adorable is definitely better than her in a teasing mood like right now.

After I get to the door she reaches her arm around mine and leans her head on mine a bit (A/N: This:https://www.google.com/search?q=couples+walking+together&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwimlf3M_4zfAhVK5awKHeK9BxsQ_AUIDigB&biw=1920&bih=1007#imgrc=wb3RXGfKdUcDbM:) before she goes and leads me off into the distance. I don't know if I mentioned it but I don't bother locking my door since well, the people that come here are shinobi and if they want to get in, well they can fucking get in.

I remember when me and my Ex walked like this for the first time, I couldn't help but be enamored by her beauty just like I am with Tsunade's. We were walking around a mall and I bought the both of us a pretzel from a stand I passed, even though I was short on money I couldn't help but want to spend some of it on her.

God, I'm getting depressed... shit. I always get like this and remember the past when I get sad. It's like my brain just wants me to start suffering more and more once I give it a little bit of leeway. Unknowingly I clutch Tsunade's arm and start tearing up a bit while I remember Cleo...

I was apparently distracted enough by memories that Tsunade managed to go and but some food from a stall we passed by, I only knew after she got the food and literally started putting it's skewer up my nose and giggling a bit. When I look at her to ask what's going on she talks to me, "Oh, you were seeming sad when you were looking around, so to cheer you up I went and got us both some skewers, pork ones~!" Heh. I wonder what the next memory I made with Cleo that Tsunade is going to Unknowingly copy?

I smile a bit and thank her while I take the skewer that she didn't put into my nose, when she tries to protest and give me some puppy dog eyes I smirk and stick my tongue out. Big mistake as she shoved the skewer she still had into my mouth and started happily eating the clean one. Vicious girl, heh. I chuckle a bit after I pull the skewer out of my mouth and start coughing, Tsunade starts laughing too and says something, "Haha, weak. Some of my friends tell me of the nasty things that they... Oh my, that's a ladies secret and I almost spoiled it! Guess you'll have to find out what it was on your own~"

Is this girl really going and being a tease right now? Well then fine, I can play at this game, "Wow, what animals. Going and eating food after it touches the ground is disgusting. Tsunade why are your friends so gross?" She pulls the skewer out of her mouth that she has half finished and pokes me with the tip.

When I look at her and eat some more of my skewer I see that she's pouting, "You meanie." Wait, is she turning into a loli? What the fuck is with this meanie shit? Before I can formulate a response she starts taking off. WHAT IS WITH HER PERSONALITY TODAY? DOES SHE NOT KNOW WHAT SHE LIKES MORE??

My god, she's been shy, she's been Tsundere, I'm pretty sure I sensed some Yandere, and now she's trying to be like a lol- Oh my god I know what it is.

It's because she has never had a real relationship! I mean the only relationships that she's had with guy's that I know of at least were: Her grandpa, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Sarutobi. I don't know about you, but 2 out of those are more like father figures, Orochimaru I swear to god is either gay or asexual, especially after him being naked in my home... I have nightmares sometimes. As for Jiraiya, well he used to lust after Tsunade a lot, now he just goes and watches girls in general.

None of her relationships with guys has been, well not normal (save for her with the Hokage's, but that doesn't help with relationships with other guys, unless she want's to have daddy issues that is.) God, is she testing out different things that she's seen and trying them out with me?

...

Where did she see that Loli with another guy? I think I need to go around and make sure there's no pedophilia in this village now...