Revolutionizing Naruto's World

What I said last time, that was honestly, just the tip of the iceberg as to what happened, I still haven't used the other. Hold on let me count, 4 summons and 1 rare summon. Huh, well I mean, I guess I'll use them now.

(A/N: I put 20 names in the list and then took out the ones already drawn. Here are the results. Yes I included Naruto because I wanted to make it a joke. No I didn't actually expect it to draw it, but you know what? Rolling with it.)

[Host has received-

-Naruto

-Joker

-Garrus

-Goku

-Deadpool

]

Huh... I can get Naruto even though he hasn't even been born yet? Also I get another psychopath... yay. Wait, to build on that last also, Goku is in here? God that's just broken. Just need to almost kill him and then boom, OP. Man that Saiyan bloodline is just too broken, and I mean I would get it from the shop if it wasn't just bullshit expensive, well and for the fact I actually enjoy life, I don't want to be like everyone in DBZ and just go and constantly rush off to my death just to get stronger, that's just a stupid plotline.

'Informing host, it is possible to receive characters as summons before characters birth, it is recommended to not summon them however as it may destabilize events. If host is worried about host's own interference there is no need to worry as universe's are made to be flexible, however not to the point of having characters exist in them before birth.'

Huh, okay. So don't summon Naruto, easy enough to do. I wonder which one it is anyway? Like I didn't know that Alucard was from the abridged if it wasn't for his title. This Naruto could be Naruto from, shit I don't know, him as a kid?

Anyway I was saying something before I got side track by summons, lets see, I talked about how 3 years have passed, I talked about how I changed esdeaths personality, and now I mentioned the summon tickets I left Idle for so long, lets see, next on the list is... well honestly I haven't really been training myself too much I've been focusing on training the others

Like I don't let any of them work with shadow clones since it's dangerous, I mean for anyone that doesn't have an insane amount of chakra like me, they would probably die with just a few clones, meanwhile I can go and, I think my limit last I checked was around 2k+ clones? And that's doing it easily, if I tried hard enough I think I could actually go and make at least 5k. Though I don't want to sustain that many for too long, and I've actually been training myself to not use them as much since they can be really bad for my health.

Okay, big news time though, man have I brought a revolution to the leaf! I feel proud of myself since this is the first year that everything is actually coming together! I am making a standardized, and most importantly free, education system. I even made it available to the other villages, but for those in the other villages they are to pay a fee. Reason being is, well, the taxes in the leaf village pay for the teachers so it'd be really fucked up to have my people pay for others.

Maybe in the future I will be able to work it out so everyone can be educated for free, but as of right now that's just a pipe dream. Oh yeah, good news too, I make a concrete path between here and Amegakure! I actually, when I was visiting, met Nagato and his 2 pals, and just like in the Anime he had the Rinnegan(well it wasn't activated yet since his parents didn't die, but I know they would've been planted by this time) so I offered to pay for the three of them to be some of the first to go to the school if they wanted. They still had their parent's so it'd be odd if I abducted them, and well I wouldn't have a great relationship with Amegakure after that.

Building on that, that woman, Two, had finally made her village into a hidden village and she was made the First Amekage (A/N: Okay, you can look this up, because I did, and holy shit it looked so made up that it hurt. So I am just going to go and make it this way because I am somewhat creative thankfully) and, along with her apparently increase in power, is now named One. She even abolished the practice of erasing shinobi's memories and giving them numbers as names due to how cruel it was. I didn't even know that was happening but I mean, glad to know it was ending.

Anyway, now that they were made into a hidden village and we had a pathway we started cooperating a lot more and the transition was surprisingly peaceful. Many villagers came to and from each city every day, some have even taken to making public transportation on their own initiatives, though I have my own kind under creation that will be very cheap, it will basically be a bus, but Orochimaru is making it so that it has a Chakra battery and a motor type thing that rotates when supplied with power, it should be ready for public use in less than a year.

Hm, what else was there, oh yeah, the Shinobi we sent to the land of the moon, the fat man who tried to poison me, sent one message that was very sketchy before going silent, so it was clear they silenced them, so I put Tsunade in charge of the affairs temporarily, brought everyone to the island, stormed their castle, and well, basically subjugated the whole island when I found the remains of the most of the shinobi and one close to being starved to death. So I went and teleported to the leaf, found some shinobi I felt I could trust and had them go and take over the government. So yeah, they're under my control now.

I decided not to act on the other 2 places I requested reparations from seeing as how the messengers came back alive and in 2 pieces. The one sent to that land of the bomber actually came back with a lot of money as reparations, which I gladly put into the treasury, Iwagakure however just sent apologies for the war with nothing else. I am not very pleased with them, and they clearly aren't happy with me either. Though as long as they don't act, I won't.

Next order of business would have to be, well the food situation. I have gone and, using all the jutsu I know, cleared out an absolute shit ton of farm land and hired a bunch of farmers to work on it with the promise that they can keep 3/4ths of what they make from their land for 10 years and then the farm is completely theirs. It's a pretty irresistible deal for any farmer or anyone that is even a little bit interested in farming. I also, just to make it even better and more efficient, gave each farmer a horse(I bought a lot) with a plow, various tools and the repairs for the ones I gave them, a tool to make holes for seed, seeds for each season of the 10 year time period, and last but not least, I also told every farmer about crop rotation.

So now, I have hundreds of acres of amazing farmland to the south of the village, we have constant amounts of cheap produce, and it's all viable. It was so successful actually that not only did we start exporting some of what we had made, I even used many of the successful funds to go and purchase some livestock that I will go and put into various ranches to the east of the village.

Oh yeah, I also, before I forget, have a constant patrol of Shinobi going down the road to Amegakure, and I have some shinobi dedicated to checking the farmlands out and making sure they are fine once every day. I know that's not a lot, but honestly, I don't want to spread them too thin since I do have a lot of shinobi, but I am not going to be able to expand anymore until the next generation grows up.

Oh yeah, I'm actually excited, I've recently seen a young Kakashi running about when I'm out and about in the village, I had heard actually that Tsunade had managed to save his mother apparently since I had given the medical shinobi some amazing ideas related to healthcare, and she was able to help raise her son. Moments like that make me smile, knowing that one of the characters that I liked so much will be a bit better off, just like with Nagato. Hm, I know I can't eliminate all of the sadness in the world, but it would be nice just to make it a bit easier on them or give people the hope for a future they can look forward to.

I've already stopped one war, and I think I can stop more and more. Maybe one day I can. I'll just keep trying to give everyone a good life until then.

Oh yeah, there's one last thing I can remember now, I was trying to avoid it, but it seems I can't really run from it. Well, Tsunade and Darkness had a talk apparently and they both plotted together, I learned this after the fact though, and for a year they would both keep trying to find the things that turned me on the most to finally get me to act, last year I couldn't take it anymore though, and that is when I learned that they both set it up that they both would take turns with me. I was also told that Olivier was helping them but refused to take part in the final goal. Ezio, thankfully, was unaware of this, Alucard, I have no fucking clue, he may have, he may not have? Chaotic Neutral is terrifying. (A/N: Yes I am calling Alucard Chaotic Neutral, I feel that's where he belongs since, as evil as he may seem, he is actually a good guy when he wants to be.)

So yeah that happened, both of them confessed their love to me, which didn't surprise me for Tsunade, but Darkness was kind of out of left field, and no I'm not going to tell you more about my sex life. You already know Darkness is a masochist, and for some reason eternally horny, so that is exhausting to deal with. Tsunade will be a secret that I get to enjoy. Esdeath is still trying to make up for everything she did in her past, not just to me, but to everyone, so she isn't in a position for a relationship like that yet. I've actually helped her a few times while she was crying, but she's slowly been getting better and is now an amazing healing shinobi and tries her best to help everyone, which would be fine if I didn't have to drag her back home to sleep every night, she'd work herself to death if I didn't bring her food or take her home, kind of annoying, yet also is adorable.

(A/N: I won't write the scene since this is supposed to be him talking in the past, though for future encounters, based on what it seems people want, I will go and make a separate story for stuff of that nature.)

I think that's everything, and right now, well what I'm doing is running because, guess what?

Apparently the current Jinchuriki of the nine tails, Kushina, was kidnapped. Yup, this event is still happening. Minato went and sent me a message to my desk since I let him put his seal on it for emergencies (and well I get bored so I have fun talking to him) telling me he noticed some of her hair being taken to the north of the village.

So I flashed over to him quickly, and when I got there saw he had apparently already gotten her back through some sort of technique, however whatever he did drained him of chakra, so before he could say anything I went and flashed him to my office and chased after the man. In less than a minute I found him frantically running north-east, does anyone wanna guess what village it is? I'll give you a hint! They don't like me!