Naruto World Here I Come!

Well after some consideration and some, well, voices I think, in the back of my head I have decided to go to the Naruto world first because quite frankly 1 thing sets it apart from Danmachi, it's power system.

Granted the hand signs will be a pain to learn but why not just steal the ability from some asshole? Like maybe Danzo or Madara. Who knows right? Well Danzo is way more accessible than Madara is, everyone thinks he's dead so... yeah.

Alright system take me to the Naruto world!

'Sure thing. Brace yourself as we will be going Ludicrous speed.'

Wait what now? Ludicrous speed? This isn't Spaceballs.

No, don't tell me Spaceballs is one of the worlds I can go to? I WANT MY SCHWARTZ DAMMIT!

'Host has not unlocked the Spaceballs world yet. Transporting in 3... 2 ... GO'

All of a sudden I started vibrating quickly, "At least let me buckle up first!"

'Ah, buckle this. LUDICROUS SPEED! GO!'

Wait did you really just go and play the actual sound clip from it? Get your own materi-"FUCK ME"

Holy shiiiiiit this is fast. Is this why he said he felt his brains going to his feet? We haven't even gone to plaid yet.

If your goal to make me cry before I even get there? Or to make me forget her because either one you're doing a damn good job!

As we go faster the world around me starts to form blue lines, are those stars? Jesus christ, we're at light speed and I already want to die.

Oh shit, they disappeared and are being replaced by colored lights now... fuck me that didn't even last a second. It changed to orange and red perpendicular lines almost as soon as they turned colors.

My body, or well I think its my body since I still can't feel much, keeps vibrating and moving so much that I am feeling most of the pressure.

Fuck me, we went to plaid I just now realized. My system is trying to kill me dammit!

'Host is complaining too much, Informing host that pressure is going to make host be rendered unconscious.'

I'm tired of being knocked out just let me stay awake for once!

'Denied, pressure will kill host if host is not unconscious. Adding onto shock that host will face and request is denied.'

Son of a bitch.

'System will begin final step of acclimating gifts when arrival since host will be unconscious for a period afterward.'

Fine do whatever you bastard.

'Affirmative.'

I am starting to fucking hate you. I pass out from the systems powers.

**********************Unknown Shinobi's POV************************

You know, today was a peaceful day. Got some training done. Studied my precious materials. Saw a giant flaming orb fall into the sky.

Wait hold on, flaming orb falling!? SHIT.

I gotta hide or that bastard Hokage is going to make me go investigate it. Ah whatever, he can have one of the other 2 go do it, they're plenty strong without me. Even with war looming over us it should be fine.

...fuck.

I just realized that this is even more reason for him to send me along with the other two to investigate, if this is an enemy attacking us then we will need to retaliate which means he needs strong shinobi.

Yup I have decided I will hide, I can go ask that bastard to hide me, but knowing him he's busy doing something disgusting. Well I have my own hiding spots that nobody has found yet thankfully. Though they have found a few others.

I quickly hide my aura and quickly dash over to my hiding spot before I lay down and close my eyes as I hide my aura.

If I stay still enough and control myself then I should be fine here... right?

30 minutes later...

"Get the fuck up you Disgusting bum. The Hokage gave us a mission." God, why am I always right. I yawn then start walking out of the village. What you thought I wouldn't sleep? Pft, of course I would. It's boring there, all of my materials were missing so I decided to just relax and keep a low profile. Lot of good that did me though.

After yawning and stretching one of my teammates hit me on the head, "Wake up dumbass, we have to get there fast and don't have time to wait for you." Then both of my teammates went and jumped off into the forest in the direction I saw the ball land.

Ugh, what a pain.

I jump to the trees using my body flicker technique leaving a puff of smoke where I initially was. Normally I would preserve my chakra more to deal with enemies but honestly I am more scared of what my teammates would do if I took too long getting to them.

After doing it a few more times I had finally caught up to them bounding through the trees so I stopped using the technique and starting running with them. After running about 20 minutes we came upon a clearing where the other 2 decided to stop at and investigate. I may as well join them.

I jump down from the tree and walk next to them while rubbing my head, "So is this the area?" My teammate looks at me and sighs, "No it's just an opening in the middle of a forest covered in char. Get your mind off your disgusting habits for once."

I look to my other teammate for support but they just shake their head. See this is why I don't stick up for you when you go off and do your own thing, we are supposed to help each other out.

After walking for several minutes, while my teammates were on guard mind you, I was casually walking, we stumbled upon a large crater in the middle of the burned clearing, it was easily several meters wide and a few meters deep. It was as if a rock landed here.

Ooh that's good, I am going to write that down, maybe it will come in handy. I pull out my research notebook and start writing it down when one of my teammates goes and hits it out of my hand, "Hey! That is my research notebook."

They give me the evil eye before they scoff and jump down into the hole. I pick up the notebook and write a few more details about it before I put it away and jump down to follow them in the dent that was made.

"So that was rude. Find anything?"

Both of them shake their head while looking in the walls for details. Screw that, I'm going to the center, that's where all the juicy details are. As I walk there the ground gets hotter until at the lowest point there is a boy laying there.

He looks to be about 15. Actually he reminds me of that kid Namikaze except his hair is nowhere near as spiky as his and his hair actually appears to be darker, interesting.

I walk up and crouch to his side before testing is he is still alive. After sensing his pulse I call out, "Hey, got a live one in the center here!" In a few seconds both my teammates appear next to me before one of them stars giving him a thorough medical check.

"How's he seem?" I ask the teammate treating him. "He seems fine, he doesn't have signs of exhaustion, injury, chakra depletion. Nothing, by all means he should be awake. We need to take him back to the leaf for a deeper investigation, especially regarding the reason he seems to convulse every so often."

I am shocked by this, "Wait he's convulsing? I couldn't tell." The teammate shakes their head, "It is very slight, only someone with my level of medical training would notice it." The teammate looks at the other one, "Secure the area and see if you can detect anything, we are going to run the boy back there and report our findings."

The teammate nods as I pick the boy up and hold him over my shoulder, "Ready to go?" After receiving a nod we both dash off into the trees, by this point I had completely woken up because I was concerned about the boy, especially if he was related to that Namikaze kid, I don't want the poor kid to suffer anymore than he already has.

After running for 15 minutes we got back to the village, and soon after that we got to the Hokage's office and showed the boy to him. "Sir, we found him in the middle of the crater and request a deeper investigation be done on his body as he has periodic convulsions and there was no item that showed an allegiance to another village. Also there was no chakra signatures present at the site but we left a teammate to confirm."

The Hokage looks at the tow of us before motioning for us to let him see the boy. I lay the boy gently on the floor while the Hokage walks over towards him. "Hmm, his clothes are odd. I don't know a clan to dress in this style. His hair as well, it is like that Namikaze's hair. Hm..." He pulled back the boys eyelid to look at his eye, "Blue eyes... no bloodline activated yet that I can tell. Looks to be a teenager as well, maybe 15 or 16?"

He picked up the boys hand and started looking at it, "Hm, his hands are not as rough as a shinobi's usually are, yet they are not smooth either. He must have done some kind of labor, possibly with never experiencing chakra either because I feel very little coming off of him." After the Hokage stands up he looks to the two of us before finally deciding what to do, "Very well, you may treat him. Alert me as soon as he awakes because I wish to know his character, whether he tells me the truth or not determines how long he will be allowed in this village or if he even gets to live. There is war on the horizon and we can't afford to be too kind."

We both nod and I pick up the boy and put him back over my shoulder. "Also, I noticed that you weren't here when I called you in. Don't do that again else I will send your team to every single hiding spot you have, and don't forget I know them all. Now dismissed."

God he never stops being terrifying. But he is right about his clothes, I never even noticed them honestly. The don't even look like the average people's clothes. Hell they look better than the royalties clothes with how soft they are.

I sigh as I carry the boy to the hospital and set him on a bed to let my teammate look at him. I'm gonna take a nap.