I need a break

(A/N: Again, not me. Joseph needs a break, the poor bastard was tortured for years in his mind so he is barely hanging on)

'Host has a new comment to read.'

"Huh? Didn't I just do some though? Well tell them to stuff it. I'm taking a break."

'Negative. Author has specially pushed this one through and left a comment with it just for host.'

"What has that bastard Author sent me... Do it and I'll forgive you for calling me lazy. Also don't forget to advertise that I will write more if they pay me on patreon. Tch, fuck you, making me work on a day off I see how the fuck it is. Alright, you guys want more content then start paying this greedy son of a bitch I guess because it seems I'll never get a break... wait if he writes more doesn't that mean I have less down time!? Fuck, no wait AH HOW DO I DECIDE WHAT I WANT? I don't wanna incur the Authors wrath, but if he writes all day instead of a bit at night then I won't have anymore time left over to myself. Where's a gun, I definitely am not planning on just shooting the Author to solve this..."

'Host. The comment'

"Hm? Oh yes, that's right, this was all because of this damned comment. Let's see, it basically says, 'What do you think would happen if Alucard and Deadpool got together?' Well the universe would probably fucking get destroyed. Deadpool has done it before so I definitely wouldn't put it past him, and Alucard is way more bullshit than Deadpool so it will get crazy fast. Also they would be best friends if that wasn't self evident, they both hate themselves, both are crazy, and both don't know what the hell their own sexuality is. Wait would they fuck? God that scares me..."

'Host, there was continuation in the comments after this as well that system believes to be interesting.'

"God dammit, just give it to me. Hm, What do you think about making a team of Alucard, Deadpool, Kirito from the Abridged, Nikolai, and Richtofen. Jesus christ a team of those guys? Is the goal of this just to get the whole team of basically fucking shit up with a smile on your face together? Well we are missing Duke Nukem, Trevor, Sheogorath, and I don't know Gin? Maybe also Meliodas? God that team, it wouldn't be safe wherever they were. I can already imagine it now, Alucard goes on a walk while the rest go and start drinking and Drunkenly find their way over to where there are, somehow, a bunch of fucking Nazi's. They all then get upset at the Nazi's for no reason really and then just go and slaughter them, find their base, and then slaughter them. Sweet jesus. System don't let this happen, I can't handle this much bullshit."

'...'

"SYSTEM!?"

'System is unable to block certain summons from appearing in the lottery.'

"Oh no... does this mean it's up to that crazy Author?"

'Yes and no. The Author may have pity on us and choose via a random picker once again. System does not know which method the Author may use do to Author being, well, in laymans terms, crazy.'

"May god save us all..."

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God I can feel my home calling to me with my bed and Arthur. Ignoring the blood I turn to ezio and Olivier, "Think you guys can keep up with us? I know Alucard can because we'll, he's got bullshit powers."

Before the two could respond, Alucard did, "And don't you forget it!" Haa~ just kill me now. I can't deal with this too much longer.

I look at ezio who speaks first, "I have some talents in moving fast, but how fast must I be?" To answer his, and probably Olivier's question I activate blink step and appear behind him.

"This fast. A bit slower, but about that fast." I am in no mood to make jokes.

Olivier then spoke, "I see, well I am unable to move that fast. If you leave markings along the way we shall meet with you there."

I shake my head, "Nope, we're all going now" I snap my fingers and summon some shadow clones that then go and pick up the two of them. I nod to the rest while Alucard does as Alucard does. "We'll all go to the village. I need to go to my house for a while though."

Alucard makes some comment about going to grandmother's house but I don't listen too much since Olivier had realized what happened and didn't like being carried. I then slowed down time along with my clones and ran along the trees until, after 500 or so meters it seemed that the space was unlocked. I stopped slowing time down and then flashed over to my home after making sure there were clones to grab Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade, and maybe Alucard if he wants to.

As soon as I entered my house my eyes started watering, it feels like it has been years since I've been here and even longer since I've last slept on my own bed. Ignoring everyone appearing around me in my house I go to my bed and slowly lay down on it, letting how soft it is absorb me into it. After a couple moments all the adrenaline leaves me as I finally feel safe, but with the adrenaline leaving me my body starts shaking.

My muscles start hurting again, reminding me of how much it was that I fought against the tigers, my body starts to remember all the torture that happened to me, and I start crying into the pillow, not just because I was in mental pain for so long but because I can't believe that I am actually somewhere safe after so long.

As if he sensed me crying Arthur jumped on the bed and laid down by my head so I grabbed onto him and started crying into his fur. It helps me so much with how soft he is, I don't know how I would be able to handle without him.

I wasn't paying attention to the time but every so often I would notice someone open the door to check on me but I don't know who it was. Eventually whoever came to check on me actually walked into the room and sat on the bed. I didn't acknowledge their presence though, not to be an asshole but because Arthur was helping me a lot. Granted my tears weren't slowing down, but I felt it was a good thing because I felt safe. Even with Alucard as one of my summons and the fact that he can go and kill me at pretty much any point if I piss him off, I feel safe right here, right now.

At some point a hand was placed on my head and, I didn't notice it till much later, but I completed a mission. I don't know when I did, but it was after I fell asleep that I noticed what mission it was that I completed and why I did.

When I woke up after crying I couldn't see anything so I got worried and started panicking, so I pulled my head away as fast as I could, and saw Tsunade laying down beside me, and my head was being held by her firmly into her stomach. How do I know? Well there is a large drool mark that I feel is highly likely to be from me and some small marks of tears. I have no clue what made her come into here, or what made her hold me like that. Maybe I was having a nightmare? It doesn't seem too unlikely given my circumstances.

It was now that I actually saw the notification for completing Tsunade's mission, but I couldn't really believe it myself, it seemed too unlikely for me to have completed it while asleep while crying. System do you know how I completed it?

'Informing host, Tsunade realized she liked host after the Date, however she didn't learn how to cope with her emotions and would still resort to other methods that are self destructive, though less so. She also learned that she could rely on host for her own problems but, due to host's actions, thought that host was too above her and inhuman due to learning speed, improvement, and various other reasons. Due to host crying soon after returning, she was worried due to host not leaving room for over 12 hours, after others checking on host several times Tsunade entered and saw that host was crying true tears, tears that displayed not just sorrow but also relief. Tsunade then realized that host is human too, and though host may be able to train and get results fast, Host is not perfect. Due to not knowing what happened to host, Tsunade began to slowly stroke hosts hair in order to help, and once host fell asleep Tsunade decided to continue comforting you.'

She thought I wasn't human? This makes me feel like an asshole now...

'Due to host revealing future events, doing things that are considered impossible for all but the highest tiered troops, and the fact that no matter what was thrown at host, there was a smile on host's face. Tsunade wasn't the only one to feel this as it was the same for everyone else in this world host has interacted with. Does host now understand why it is in novels you have read the importance of not discussing the matters of another world or the future of one? System knows host enjoys these worlds, however host must realize that host isn't reading or watching these world, host is a true citizen of these worlds when host steps onto one, host is forever ingrained onto the world's history when host enters, events change and happen sooner or later, people may or may not be born due to host's actions, and countless other things. Then as a clear example to host, if host is unable to defend the secrets host has then host must not spread them around freely like now. Host could very well have died and it would be host's fault due to spreading secrets.'

...I understand. From now on, unless I know I can trust them or have a way of securing my safety I won't reveal anything that could hurt me or those I care about.

'Good. Now host must explain the situation to host's summons as host promised. Will host truly show growth? This is the time for host to show it.'

Okay, I will try my best.