Every gift being opened

Well, while I am laying down here for a few minutes before I head to the Hokage I should enjoy hugging Tsunade before I go there.

'Informing host, host has 5 gifts to open.'

Huh? 5? Which ones?

'Naruto World Welcome Gift, Survivors Gift, Level 10 Gift, Level 25 Gift, Level 50 Gift.'

Wow... I have a welcome gift? Should've used that sooner... Well no use complaining, let's go in order. Naruto gift first I guess.

[Gifted-

-All Chakra Nature's

Error, user has Chakra natures, calculating...

Solution reached. User gains 3x Kekkei Genkai Draws, 2x Kekkai Tota Draws, and 1x Ketto kyūkyoku (A/N: Bloodline Ultimate. Used google translate.) Draw.

-Genius skill

Error, user has Genius skill, Calculating.

Solution reached. User gains genius skill level 7.

-3x Random S-class and above Techniques. Note: Ones user knows are not included in draw.

-1x Random weapon.

-1.5x chakra density

Error, user has higher chakra density. Calculating.

Solution Reached. User gains 3x chakra density.

-1x Low summon.

-1000SP

-x10 Stat Points

]

Wow, this would have been so helpful for me in the beginning... well whatever guess I will check my gifts sooner...

Survivors gift now please.

[Gifted-

-1x Full Restoration pill. Usable on mental, physical, spiritual, and emotional harm.

-1x Rare summon

-1x Absolute Escape card. Usable in any situation, system will use if user's life is in danger.

-1x Rare bloodline draw

-50x grenades

-10,000 SP

]

Jesus, well I guess this seems to be a reward for me surviving the torture somehow. I really want to use that pill, I really do. I don't want to be in tears anymore, I want to be strong... but I know I can't be right now, it wasn't strength that I felt before, it was me being cocky. I know this now. Now I'm not really surprised that this happens in all those stories I've read, power goes to your head if you let it. It's like an echo chamber of if you do something then you get praised and carried regardless.

I can't let that happen again. I refuse to, I will get strong on my own.

Level 10 gift now.

[Gifted-

-1x Power Draw

-5,000 SP

-5x Ultra balls

-1x Summon ticket

-1x Skill Draw

]

Well that definitely makes less of a bang than I thought it would but again, Pokeballs? What the hell? What do I throw them at here? Tailed beasts? Wait... maybe? Well I'll try it later. Hope Kurama doesn't eat me if I try it.

Level 25 now please.

[Gifted-

-5x Support Skill Draw

-2x Power Draw

-1x Master Ball

-3x Summon ticket

-1x SP draw ticket

-100 Status Points

]

Wait... 100 status points? Jesus christ that's great, I definitely approve of it. Also, so many Support skills? Well I guess level 25 is normally hard to get so I'm not surprised.

Level 50 ticket?

[Gifted-

-1x Absolutely Loyal Summon Draw

-1x Legendary skill Draw

-Dimension Upgraded

-Quest System Upgraded

-Choose 1x Reward: 25% more SP gained for every interaction or -25% SP cost for everything in system

]

Uh, this one definitely is much, much, MUCH different from the last gifts... what gives?

'This is an achievement in a world to achieve such a level. Each milestone has various rewards with bonuses at different milestones. Next bonuses will be at level 500 and the next will be 1000.'

Huh... Wait I can become such a high level in this world?

'Affirmative. In this world host can become a very high level, perhaps not in other worlds.'

Wait why?

'For example, DanMachi has a Cap at level 10. At this level those are at the pinnacle of what is able to be accomplished and most likely can destroy a dungeons floor or a town if angered. Nobody has surpassed level 7 as far as system is aware.'

Well, that's good I guess. Oh, uh I choose more SP gained... can this work on all the gifts?

'Negative.'

Dammit, I could dream. So what is the Absolutely Loyal summon?

'It is a summon that is similar to Host's summons, however they are of the highest grade and already come completely Loyal. So much so that even if Host killed someone they cared for they would only express dissatisfaction verbally and nothing else.'

Oh jesus, so it's like a slave... I don't like that...

'Negative. Summons retain free will but are incapable of harming host. They will work in best interest of host at all times and can be trusted with important duties if all else fails due to them never betraying host.'

Well, that's good I guess. Luckily I'm not a monster so I won't have them commit war crimes at least... Wait, what are my stat's right now?

[

Joseph Walner

LV: 51/???

XP: 2645/6451

Strength: 60

Charisma: 16

intelligence: 25

Luck: 18 (+1 from Tsunade's quest.)

Dexterity: 60

Stat points: 137

Chakra{

Chakra: 2.3 billion

Chakra Regen: 300 per second (18,000 per minute)(A/N: So I found out it would take approximately 88 days to get his chakra to full from empty. Still need to buff that lol.)

Chakra Density: 3.0 (1048576x) (A/N: This time I went 1x2x2 ... basically 1 times the number 2 20 times. This should be right, correct me if I'm wrong.)

Chakra Impurity: 80%

}

SP(System Points): 16,505

Summons:

Olivier Armstrong... Alucard ... Ezio Auditore ...

]

So what is the Average luck of a Hokage?

'10'

Is that just what everyone's luck is?

'Negative. Some people have low luck, some even negative, and some have luck in the thousands. The average person has 10 luck as all hokage's currently have had 23, 3, and 4 luck.'

Wait, hold up that is 3 exactly... How lucky was the first hokage?

'Negative, that is the Third Hokage. The 2nd Hokage had 4 luck, and the 1st had 3 luck.'

No wonder he was bad at gambling... So how good is high luck?

'As in traditional videogames it makes host more lucky, better encounters, better opportunities, better summon chances, better quest rewards, better many many things that system can continue listing if host desires it.'

No, I am good. Wait, so better summon chances?

'Affirmative.'

...make that shit 100.

'Is host sure?'

Yes, I don't want to be stuck with someone like Peter from family guy.

'Affirmative. 55 Status points remaining.'

Nice, Well I really want to test out some of these draws right now, the rest I will save for later... actually why am I doing that? I feel a strange voice calling to me saying, 'Don't do them all! I don't have enough ideas! Only draw a few!' It is very compelling so I am going to listen to it... for now.

Draw low summon!

'Darkness (Lalatina) gained'

Well... she was my favorite character but I'll fully summon her later... Weapon Draw!

'Apollo's Bow acquired'

Wait wait wait... I know enough about greek gods to know that Apollo is one of those people you don't want to fuck with when it comes to Archery... What the fuck? Well... when in Rome I guess.

Okay, use all of the Kekkai Genkai draws!

'Host gained Amateratsu, Host Gained Lava Release, Host Gained Magnet Release'

Okay, so how did I get Amateratsu? I'm not Uchiha?

'Chance is very low for receiving it even when Uchiha, Host is lucky as host's eyes will not suffer any drawbacks like other Uchiha would.'

Huh, well I'll take it. At least I can definitely see my luck works. Well use the Absolutely loyal Summon ticket. I wonder who I'll get.

'Host has received Esdeath as a summon.'

Well, I guess I should consider myself lucky she's loyal to me right? Now she won't go all yandere on me. Thank god. I'll summon her later too. Draw a bloodline for me.

'Joestar bloodline Acquired.'

Well then. Please tell me I don't have any of those bullshit stands?

[JoJo World has been unlocked. +10 SP]

'If host doesn't wish for a stand host can change events in bloodline's origin world. Currently bloodline causes training to be much more effective and causes host to be more in tune with every breathing technique.'

Huh, so I need to go there to unlock it? Well I can do that later. Hamon can wait. Alright let's see what I can get from a support skill draw.

'Host has acquired Inhuman Reflexes. Warning. Host is recommended to acquire 100 in all physical parameters before applying skill as it has severe repercussions when used.' (A/N: I changed it from 50 to 100 since well, he had 60 in both.)

Oh... okay well I guess that is good? Maybe? Well I'm a bit afraid but draw the Ketto kyūkyoku.

'Host has Acquired Time Release'

Heh? Time release? Not Space-Time? Oh jesus I can really fuck with timelines now. God help where I go.

'Host is millions of years from any significant time disruption being available.'

Well, I tried. Let's get that Legendary Skill Draw done while I am at it.

'Regenerative Immortality Received.'

Hm? Repeat that?

'Regenerative Immortality Received. It enables host to live forever so long as a part of host remains intact. Can be upgraded as it is level 1. Higher levels may allow for survival at a single cell. Does not eliminate pain. Examples may include Deadpool, Wolverine, Lobo, and Various other characters. Host is not to some of there levels but can grow to those.'

My god... why am I getting so broken? Oh, luck... yeah luck plays a big part in this I think, glad I upgraded it.

Time to go to the Hokage.

(A/N: Since I ran out of room in the box, I wanted to put a small thing here saying for every 10 dollars I get on, well either thing really, I will go and do a bonus chapter! Every 50 will be an extra bonus chapter, and at 100 will be 2 extra's! (So at 50 it would be 6. At 100 it would be 14, not 10 or 12! This will be like this for now since I want to keep it manageable, but I do want to make this my job one day so one day I will be fine writing full time, just not while in college.)